# Greatest American elimination game (game thread)

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423 "2010-02-10T15:08:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
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None of the three Amerindians were ever American citizens nor were they considered Americans nor did they consider themselves Americans.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/82 "2010-02-15T20:16:44Z")

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Let’s whack:

Lucille Ball  
Franklin D. Roosevelt (2 votes)  
Malcolm X (2 votes)  
Upton Sinclair  
Helen Keller  
Jimi Hendrix  
Cesar Chavez (2 votes)

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> [@Curtis LeMay](#):
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> None of the three Amerindians were ever American citizens nor were they considered Americans nor did they consider themselves Americans.

In the setup thread, **bibliophage** wrote,

I see Tecumseh and Sitting Bull mentioned. I considered them, along with Crazy Horse, for my list but I wasn’t sure if they qualified; As far as I know they weren’t citizens of the U.S. Can we get a ruling?

And I replied,

Yes, I will accept any Native American nominations for this thread, even if they were not U.S. citizens under the law at the time.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/84 "2010-02-16T01:47:13Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Let’s whack:
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> Lucille Ball  
> Franklin D. Roosevelt (2 votes)  
> Malcolm X (2 votes)  
> Upton Sinclair  
> Helen Keller  
> Jimi Hendrix  
> Cesar Chavez (2 votes)

Malcolm X’s gone already. Thankfully.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/85 "2010-02-16T04:04:30Z")

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Carrie Chapman Catt – 3  
Margaret Sanger – 1  
Jackie Robinson – 1  
Eleanor Roosevelt – 1  
Harriet Tubman – 1  
Walt Disney – 1  
Helen Keller – 1  
Mark Twain – 1

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/86 "2010-02-16T05:32:25Z")

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Daniel Bliss – not well-known enough  
Willis Carrier – I like air conditioning, but…  
Richard Nixon – greatest contribution was resigining  
PT Barnum – abused animals and ripped off humans  
Andrew Jackson – tough call, he was hugely influential, but practically genocidal  
JP Morgan – business already has enough influence in this country  
John Coltrane – I can’t see a musician going all the way, but not many people are voting against them; Coltrane is (barely) the lesser light of the musicians left  
John D. Rockefeller – here’s a dime, now get off our list  
Douglas MacArthur – WWII reputation inflated (later impressive at Inchon), self-promoting, loss pf Philippines largely his fault; but it’s crushing the Bonus Army that earns him my black mark  
Jonas Salk – if there’s a vote against Enders, there should be one against Salk, who more or less stole credit for Enders’ work

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/87 "2010-02-16T06:13:11Z")

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I’ll probably be going after insignificant folks soon enough, but we still have a few that I would consider actively bad, here. Put me down for five each for Rockefeller, for his destructive monopolistic business practices, and for Disney, for his McCarthyism.

Or to be explicit about it,

John D. Rockefeller  
John D. Rockefeller  
John D. Rockefeller  
John D. Rockefeller  
John D. Rockefeller  
Walt Disney  
Walt Disney  
Walt Disney  
Walt Disney  
Walt Disney

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/88 "2010-02-16T12:33:39Z")

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Dick Nixon- 5  
Andy Jackson- 5

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/89 "2010-02-16T12:49:32Z")

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I’m guessing that if you haven’t voted yet, you can probably save any votes you would have cast for Nixon for someone else. I’m pretty sure he’s beyond saving at this point.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/90 "2010-02-16T14:22:39Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I’ll probably be going after insignificant folks soon enough, but we still have a few that I would consider actively bad, here. Put me down for five each for Rockefeller, for his destructive monopolistic business practices, and for Disney, for his McCarthyism.
> 
> Or to be explicit about it,
> 
> John D. Rockefeller  
> John D. Rockefeller  
> John D. Rockefeller  
> John D. Rockefeller  
> John D. Rockefeller  
> Walt Disney  
> Walt Disney  
> Walt Disney  
> Walt Disney  
> Walt Disney

Cool, that should finish off John D, Nixon appears dead and Andrew Jackson too.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/91 "2010-02-16T18:35:40Z")

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Second-round voting is now closed. I’ll post the tallies later today.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/92 "2010-02-16T19:43:12Z")

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This was not a good time to be an entertainer named Walt. The top bracket, from Nixon (well-deserved, and good riddance) to Orson Welles, is now eliminated. Please correct me if I made any errors since **Tom Scud** ’s previous tally:

1 Richard Nixon 31  
2 Andrew Jackson 16  
3 P.T. Barnum 14  
4 John D. Rockefeller 12  
5 Walt Kelly 10  
6 Walt Disney 9  
7 Jim Henson 8  
7 Frank Lloyd Wright 8  
7 Daniel Bliss 8  
8 Nikola Tesla 7  
8 John Coltrane 7  
8 Margaret Sanger 7  
9 Babe Ruth 6  
9 Orson Welles 6

John Adams 5  
George Patton 5  
Tecumseh 5  
Carrie Chapman Catt 5

Carl Sagan 4  
Bruce Catton 4

Langston Hughes 3  
Joshua Chamberlain 3  
Cesar Chavez 3  
Helen Keller 3

Henry Bergh 2  
Richard Feynman 2  
Robert Frost 2  
Jesse Owens 2  
Elvis Presley 2  
Franklin D. Roosevelt 2

John Franklin Elders  
George Gershwin  
Kurt Godel  
John F. Kennedy  
Audie Murphy  
Jim Thorpe  
Walt Whitman  
Lucille Ball  
Upton Sinclair  
Jimi Hendrix  
Jackie Robinson  
Eleanor Roosvelt  
Harriet Tubman  
Mark Twain  
Willis Carrier  
J.P. Morgan  
Douglas MacArthur  
Jonas Salk

The third round of voting begins now, and will run through noon EST on Thurs. Feb. 18.

Same rules as the second round: Each of us again has ten votes, but may use no more than five votes against any individual. Presidents are not immune. No vote trading, please. Let’s consider all of the nominees on their merits.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/93 "2010-02-16T20:02:49Z")

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My 3rd round eliminees:

Willis Carrier  
Carrie Chapman Catt  
Bruce Catton  
Joshua Chamberlain  
Aaron Copland  
Kurt Godel  
J.P. Morgan  
Edward R. Murrow  
Thomas Nast  
James K. Polk  
Tough to have a last name that begins with “C”.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/94 "2010-02-16T20:07:55Z")

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Cesar Chavez 5  
Douglas MacArthur 5 (over-reaching tin-plated general with delusions of godhood)

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/95 "2010-02-16T22:12:29Z")

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So you eliminated Babe Ruth. Babe Fricking Ruth! Damn.

John F. Kennedy  
Bruce Catton  
Joshua Chamberlain  
John Adams  
John Adams  
John Adams  
John Adams  
John Adams  
Elvis Presley  
Elvis Presley

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/96 "2010-02-17T02:34:18Z")

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Five votes for John F. Kennedy (Revenge for elimination of Nixon)

Five votes for Tecumseh (Actually allied with Britain in War of 1812)

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/97 "2010-02-17T03:14:11Z")

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As it happens, there are exactly ten people left on the list for whom I couldn’t really tell you who they are, which seems pretty un-great to me. So I’ll vote one each for

Henry Bergh  
Willis Carrier  
Carrie Chapman Catt  
Bruce Catton  
Joshua Chamberlain  
John Franklin Enders  
William Lloyd Garrison  
John Marshall  
Edward R Murrow  
Roger Williams

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/98 "2010-02-17T11:19:40Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
>
> As it happens, there are exactly ten people left on the list for whom I couldn’t really tell you who they are, which seems pretty un-great to me. So I’ll vote one each for
> 
> Henry Bergh  
> Willis Carrier  
> Carrie Chapman Catt  
> Bruce Catton  
> Joshua Chamberlain  
> John Franklin Enders  
> William Lloyd Garrison  
> John Marshall  
> Edward R Murrow  
> Roger Williams

I like the way you think (apart from Murrow, whom you really ought to know). So:

Henry Bergh  
Willis Carrier  
Carrie Chapman Catt  
Bruce Catton  
Joshua Chamberlain  
John Franklin Enders  
William Lloyd Garrison  
John Marshall  
Roger Williams

and

Jimi Hendrix, who was a great musician but not necessarily the greatest American.

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/99 "2010-02-17T15:04:33Z")

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On two of the above: William Lloyd Garrison was probably the leading white abolitionist. He ran abolitionist newspapers, organized, gave speeches, the whole schmear. He’s absolutely a great American.

I nominated Roger Williams, so I’m obviously partial to him. As most of you know, the colonies established by the pilgrims did not offer religious freedom: one had to be a Calvinist Puritan or face serious sanction. Williams fervently disagreed with this, arguing that the soul had must have liberty. He founded Rhode Island (well, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations if you want to be pedantic), paying the Indians a relatively fair price for the land (which is probably why RI is so small) and established freedom of religion there. Today, Roger Williams is widely considered the author of religious freedom in America. That’s who he was, and that’s why you shouldn’t vote to eliminate him.

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/100 "2010-02-17T15:06:04Z")

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The category-by-category list, updated for round 3:

Politicians and activists:

US Presidents and other political leaders:

Presidents (11/13):

John Adams: President, writer, statesman  
Dwight D. Eisenhower: President, war hero  
[del]Andrew Jackson: President, general, populist[/del]  
Thomas Jefferson: President, Declaration writer  
John F. Kennedy: President, “New Frontier”  
Abraham Lincoln: President, emancipator, writer  
James Madison: President, Framer, statesman  
[del]Richard Nixon: President, lawyer, author[/del]  
James K Polk: President, statesman  
Franklin D. Roosevelt: President, reformer, statesman  
Theodore Roosevelt: President, conservationist, statesman  
Harry Truman: President, statesman  
George Washington: President, general, statesman

Other leaders (9):

Benjamin Franklin: Scientist, statesman, inventor  
Alexander Hamilton: Financier, economist, statesman  
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.: Supreme Court Justice  
George Marshall: General, diplomat, statesman  
John Marshall: Fourth Chief Justice  
William Seward: Diplomat; bought Alaska  
Earl Warren: Chief Justice, governor  
Daniel Webster: Orator, advocate, statesman  
Roger Williams: Statesman, religious leader

Native American leaders (3):

Chief Joseph (Hin-mah-too-yah-lat-kekt): Leader, peacemaker, tactician  
Sitting Bull: Indian leader, warrior  
Tecumseh: Indian leader, uniter

Activists:

Women’s rights/suffrage (2/3):

Susan B. Anthony: Suffrage activist  
Carrie Chapman Catt: Women’s rights suffragist  
[del]Margaret Sanger: Birth-control pioneer[/del]

Civil Rights/Abolitionists (9/10):

John Brown: Righteous, inspirational abolitionist  
Cesar Chavez: Civil rights activist  
Frederick Douglass: Abolitionist, orator  
William Lloyd Garrison: Abolitionist, writer  
Langston Hughes: Harlem Renaissance poet  
Martin Luther King Jr.: Preacher, orator, humanitarian  
Jackie Robinson: Athlete, activist, inspiration  
Eleanor Roosevelt: Reformer, writer, advocate  
Harriet Tubman: Civil rights advocate  
[del]Malcolm X: Civil rights leader[/del]

Other Activists (4/5):

Henry Bergh: Saved children, animals  
[del]Daniel Bliss: Educator, AUB founder[/del]  
Thomas Nast: Editorial cartoonist, muckraker  
Thomas Paine: Political theorist, pamphleteer  
Upton Sinclair: Author, muckraker

Scientists and inventors (14/15):

Willis Carrier: Air conditioning pioneer  
George Washington Carver: Agricultural botanist  
Thomas Edison: Inventor, workaholic  
Albert Einstein: Scientist, activist  
John Franklin Enders: Modern vaccines pioneer  
Philo Farnsworth: TV piorneer, inventor  
Richard Feynman: Physicist, Renaissance man  
Benjamin Franklin: Scientist, statesman, inventor  
Kurt Gödel: Mathematician, incompleteness theorem  
Carl Sagan: Astronomer, science popularizer  
Jonas Salk: Polio vaccine inventor  
[del]Nikola Tesla: Inventor, engineer[/del]  
John von Neumann: Mathematician, scientist, polymath  
Eli Whitney: Inventor, cotton gin  
Orville and Wilbur Wright: Aviation pioneers, inventors

Businessmen and industrialists (3/7):

[del]P.T. Barnum: World’s greatest showman[/del]  
Andrew Carnegie: Industrialist, philanthropist  
[del]Walt Disney: Animator, entrepreneur, icon[/del]  
Thomas Edison: Inventor, workaholic  
[del]Henry Ford: Inventor, industrialist, philanthropist[/del]  
J.P. Morgan: Financial giant, tycoon  
[del]John D. Rockefeller: Billionaire, philanthropist[/del]

Generals and soldiers (7):

Joshua Chamberlain: Civil War hero  
Dwight D. Eisenhower: President, war hero  
Andrew Jackson: President, general, populist  
Douglas MacArthur: WWII general  
Audie Murphy: Decorated soldier, actor  
George S. Patton: WWII general, orator  
John J. Pershing: Top WWI general

Writers (12/17):

[del]Ambrose Bierce: Author, journalist, satirist, critic[/del]  
[del]James Branch Cabell: Author, marriage proponent[/del]  
Bruce Catton: Civil War historian  
Ralph Waldo Emerson: Philosopher, writer  
Robert Frost: Greatest American poet  
[del]Robert Heinlein: Science fiction author[/del]  
Langston Hughes: Harlem Renaissance poet  
Helen Keller: Redefined language, mind  
[del]H.P. Lovecraft: Horror writer[/del]  
Thomas Paine: Political theorist, pamphleteer  
Edgar Allan Poe: Poet, writer, critic  
Will Rogers: Humorist, social commentator  
[del]Shel Silverstein: Author, humorist[/del]  
Upton Sinclair: Author, muckraker  
Henry David Thoreau: Poet, naturalist, philosopher  
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens): Humorist, “Huckleberry Finn”  
Walt Whitman: Civil War poet

“Show biz” (1/7):

[del]Lucille Ball: Actress, comedian, redhead[/del]  
[del]P.T. Barnum: World’s greatest showman[/del]  
[del]Walt Disney: Animator, entrepreneur, icon[/del]  
[del]Jim Henson: Beloved children’s programmer[/del]  
[del]Marilyn Monroe: Legendary film star[/del]  
Edward R Murrow: Broadcaster  
[del]Orson Welles: Writer, director, actor[/del]

Musicians and composers (4/6):

Leonard Bernstein: Composer, conductor, educator  
[del]John Coltrane: Musician, composer[/del]  
Aaron Copland: Composer, musician  
George Gershwin: Prolific, versatile composer  
[del]Jimi Hendrix, musician and activist[/del]  
Elvis Presley, rock-and-roller

Comics (1/3):

[del]Walt Kelly: “Pogo” creator, humorist[/del]  
[del]Jack Kirby: Comics pioneer[/del]  
Thomas Nast: Editorial cartoonist, muckraker

Athletes (3/5):

Jesse Owens: Famed Olympic athlete  
Jackie Robinson: Athlete, activist, inspiration  
[del]Babe Ruth: Legendary baseball icon[/del]  
Jim Thorpe: Native American athlete  
[del]Babe Zaharias: Greatest female athlete[/del]

Miscellaneous (1/3):

Lewis and Clark (Meriwether and William, resp.): Louisiana Purchase explorers  
[del]Charles Lindbergh: Aviator, American hero[/del]  
[del]Frank Lloyd Wright: Prairie School architect[/del]

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