# Greatest consecutive thread title ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241 "2002-04-18T01:30:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/1 "2002-04-18T01:30:25Z")
In GQ Origin of “spittin image” What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Top that, I dare you. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/2 "2002-04-18T01:38:45Z")
MPSIMS - 9:36 pm EDT 17 APR 02 “Hysterectomy Stories” “All this time I’ve been crapping the wrong way” This almost made me ill. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/3 "2002-04-18T02:50:42Z")
MPSIMS this PM had “Spice up a personal ad” “Musings on my rack and box” I think the 2nd is what the 1st needs. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/4 "2002-04-18T03:12:22Z")
Right above this one: In which I reflect upon my 500 posts, and my time here at the SDMB… I am so damn good it hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/5 "2002-04-18T04:23:58Z")
MPSIMS 2:19 AEST 18-Apr-2002 All these years, I’ve been crapping the wrong way (scott evil) Blowing you nose isn’t enough (scott evil) ---
**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/6 "2002-04-18T04:25:03Z")
Just 3 and 2 threads above this one: “All these years, I’ve been crapping the wrong way!” “Blowing your nose is not enough!” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/7 "2002-04-18T05:22:46Z")
“Spice up this personal ad” “I am so damn good it HURTS!” ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/8 "2002-04-18T05:35:58Z")
I noted this in IMHO a few days ago: What was the last thing you ate? Placenta Pot Pie ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/9 "2002-04-18T13:01:16Z")
I think **Terminus** ’ entry is too deadly for words. Too bad this board doesn’t have the ‘not worthy’ smiley. ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/10 "2002-04-18T13:07:55Z")
Right now. MPSIMS. Happy thoughts Unintentional Porn ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/11 "2002-04-18T14:05:22Z")
GQ: What’s the secret of Scotch Whiskey? Digital Cable one slightly in poor taste also in GQ: When did the recent set of suicide bombings in Isreal begin? Pop-up adds ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/12 "2002-04-18T14:18:02Z")
In MPSIMS: All my life, I’ve been crapping the wrong way. Funny signs you’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/13 "2002-04-18T18:12:48Z")
IN MPSIMS at 1:14 p.m. All these years, I’ve been crapping the wrong way! Why would you name your kid this? I just don’t get it! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/14 "2002-04-18T20:03:15Z")
MPSIMS, just now: 75 year old impregnates 10 year old Stupid pet peeves I’m a bad person ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/15 "2002-04-18T21:32:17Z")
MPSIMS, just now… \*\*75 year old impregnates 10 year old DAMN you, Ben! And DAMN Jerry, too!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/16 "2002-04-18T21:35:40Z")
Right now in MPSIMS 75 year old impregnants 10 year old. Unintentional porn ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/17 "2002-04-18T21:42:13Z")
What happens when you mix pop rocks and Coke, REALLY? 75 year old man impegnants 10 year old. Is this legal? ---
**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/18 "2002-04-18T21:42:42Z")
Now in MPSIMS 75 year old impregnants 10 year old. How legal is this? (Not that I really enjoy making jokes out of the first one above, mind you.) ---
**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/19 "2002-04-18T21:44:39Z")
“impregnates”, of course. That’s what I get for using cut and paste from a secondary souce. ---
**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241/20 "2002-04-18T22:00:34Z")
MPSIMS Doper user names and their origins Doper names you have mispronounced Snuggle Bear Reveals His True Colors 75 year old impregnates 10 year old How legal is this? Happy Thoughts, Please DAMN you, Ben! And DAMN Jerry, too! Pain, Pain, Go Away! (Possible TMI) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-consecutive-thread-title-ever/104241.md?page=2)