# "Greatest Events in History" Game

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**Created:** [February 18, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970 "2015-02-18T02:00:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/21 "2015-02-20T18:54:05Z")

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My votes…

1. Creation of Pottery
2. Emergence of Mayan Civilization
3. Rise of Persian Empire
4. Death of Caesar
5. Kievan Rus’ Founded
6. Hundred Years War Begins
7. Peak of Ottoman Empire/Siege of Vienna won by Austrians
8. French Dominance of Europe
9. British Empire
10. Apollo Moon Landing

Thoughts…

Voting for the Apollo Moon Landing was difficult, and had we had a greater presence in space I would have kept it (and, who knows, but in 100-500 years it might be the biggest item on this list.) _But as things stand today_, the AML was a great symbolic event, but it is hard to argue (well, for me it is) that our current utilization of outer space _required_ the AML.

The Pre-History list is already getting tough. Not a lot of low-hanging fruit on that one, and pottery is probably the last one where the choice isn’t extremely difficult.

I changed my vote for #2, btw, from “Egyptian Empires” to “Emergence of Mayan Civilization.”

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**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/22 "2015-02-20T23:57:53Z")

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1. Invention of the Plow
2. Minoan Civilization
3. Battle of Marathon
4. Split of Roman Empire into E/W by Diocletian
5. Kievan Rus’ Founded
6. Prince Henry the Navigator
7. Thirty Years War
8. French Dominance of Europe
9. French Revolution and Napoleon
10. End of the European Age and Rise of Asia

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/23 "2015-02-21T17:14:30Z")

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Bump

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/24 "2015-02-21T17:26:22Z")

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1. Creation of Pottery

2. Minoan Civilization

3. Confucianism

4. Life of Jesus

5. Battle of Tours

6. Fall of Constantinople

7. Thirty Years War

8. Slave Trade

9. French Revolution and Napoleon

10. Apollo Moon Landing

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/25 "2015-02-21T22:33:47Z")

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[ol]  
[li] Creation of Pottery[/li][li]Emergence of Mayan Civilization[/li][li]Babylonian Captivity of Jewish People[/li][li]Three Kingdoms Period in China[/li][li]University of Bologna (first university) founded[/li][li]Double-Entry Accounting[/li][li]Copernican Revolution[/li][li]French Dominance of Europe[/li][li]Pasteurization[/li][li]Apollo Moon Landing[/li][/ol]

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/26 "2015-02-23T13:34:15Z")

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post-weekend bump.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/27 "2015-02-24T13:58:02Z")

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1. _Pre-History_, Pre 3500 BCE  
Invention of Alphabet  
Many cultures used syllabates or ideograms. I assume you did not mean these alternative formes

2. Bronze and Iron Ages, 3500 BCE-1000 BCE  
Emergence of Mayan Civilization

3. _Early Classical Antiquity_, 1000 BCE - 200 BCE  
Confucianism

4. _Late Classical Antiquity_, 200 BCE - 476 AD  
Constantine Promulgates Edict of Milan

5. _Early Middle Ages_, 477 AD - 1250 AD  
Magna Carta

6. _Late Middle Ages_, 1251 AD - 1453 AD  
Double-Entry Accounting

7. _Early Modern Era_, 1454 AD - 1648 AD  
Copernican Revolution

8. _Middle Modern Era_, 1649 AD - 1788 AD  
Publication of “Wealth of Nations”

9. _19th Century_, 1789 AD - 1900 AD  
British Empire

10. _20th Century and Beyond_, 1901 AD - 2014 AD  
Apollo Moon Landing

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/28 "2015-02-24T15:05:24Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> 1. _Pre-History_, Pre 3500 BCE  
> Invention of Alphabet  
> Many cultures used syllabates or ideograms. I assume you did not mean these alternative forms…

Well, given the sweep of this thread, my intent was to keep things as broad as possible - for example, "Publishing ‘Wealth of Nations’ " was, in my mind, more of “the development of capitalism”. However, the development of capitalism is a multi-century affair which would be difficult to pin down in any one of the eras, therefore “Wealth of Nations” is more of a shorthand way of expressing this idea.

No big deal - I’m not expecting anybody to read my mind, and the categories are as they are. 🙂

My intent with this one (Alphabet) was probably better expressed as “invention of writing”, which would include ideograms, etc. But if you think otherwise, that’s totally fine - any fault with interpreting my “intent” lies with me, obviously.

(BTW, the proper format is “1. The Invention of the Alphabet”, not as how you entered them. You can see any of my entries for an example of how it should be done. Given the severity of the punishment, I’ll let it slide this time. 😉 )

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/29 "2015-02-24T18:16:43Z")

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2nd Round voting is over!

The losers are…

1. Creation of Pottery
2. Emergence of Mayan Civilization
3. Confucianism
4. Constantine Promulgates Edict of Milan - Every one received 1 vote, this is what the random number generated picked.
5. Kievan Rus’ Founded
6. Double-Entry Accounting
7. Thirty Years War - Tied with the Copernican Revolution
8. French Dominance of Europe
9. French Revolution and Napoleon - Sorry, France. You lose twice! (Tied with the British Empire)
10. Apollo Moon Landing - One small step for man… one easy knock-off in this game.

Most of these were pretty easy pickings, so again, not many surprises. I think that Double-Entry Accounting is more important than some of the others remaining in that era, but _c’est la vie_.

3rd-Round lists are coming up…

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/30 "2015-02-24T18:19:28Z")

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I only have to change 4 votes for the next round 🙂

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/31 "2015-02-24T18:20:08Z")

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3rd Round List

1. _Pre-History, Pre 3500 BCE_  
Invention of Agriculture  
Domestication of Animals  
Invention of Alphabet  
Discovery (and control) of fire  
Invention of the Wheel  
Invention of the Plow  
Invention of Language  
Invention of Metallurgy

2. _Bronze and Iron Ages, 3500 BCE-1000 BCE_  
Hammurabi’s Code  
Egyptian Empires  
Founding of Ur (first city)  
Sumerian Cuniform  
Minoan Civilization  
Alphabetic Writing Invented  
Xia Dynasty in China  
First use of Papyrus

3. _Early Classical Antiquity, 1000 BCE - 200 BCE_  
Democracy established in Athens  
Alexander the Great conquers the known world  
Rise of Persian Empire  
Unification of China under Qin Shi Huang  
Babylonian Captivity of Jewish People  
Greek Philosophy and Mathematics at peak  
Battle of Marathon  
Invention of number “0” and Binary Systems

4. _Late Classical Antiquity, 200 BCE - 476 AD_  
Expansion of Roman Empire (Punic Wars, expansion into Gaul, etc)  
Death of Caesar  
Augustinian Empire  
Life of Jesus  
Three Kingdoms Period in China  
Split of Roman Empire into E/W by Diocletian  
Christianity becomes official religion of Rome  
Collapse of Rome

5. _Early Middle Ages, 477 AD - 1250 AD_  
Vision of Mohammed and the Rise of Islam  
Development of Arabic Numerals  
Battle of Tours  
Battle of Hastings  
University of Bologna (first university) founded  
Crusades  
Magna Carta  
Genghis Khan conquers much of Asia

6. _Late Middle Ages, 1251 AD - 1453 AD_  
Ottoman Empire Founded  
Great Schism Begins (ends 1417)  
Hundred Years War Begins  
Black Death Begins  
Chaucer Writes “Cantebury Tales”  
Prince Henry the Navigator  
Invention of Printing Press  
Fall of Constantinople

7. _Early Modern Era, 1454 AD - 1648 AD_  
Renaissance in Italy  
Columbus “Discovers” America  
Protestant Reformation  
Peak of Ottoman Empire/Siege of Vienna won by Austrians  
Copernican Revolution  
Establishment of Dutch-East India company (First global corporation)  
Elizabethan Age in England  
Spanish Dominance of Middle/South America

8. _Middle Modern Era, 1649 AD - 1788 AD_  
Scientific Revolution  
Slave Trade  
The Enlightenment  
Rapid development of mathematics  
Invention of Vaccination  
Publication of “Wealth of Nations”  
Start of Industrial Revolution  
Founding of the US

9. _19th Century, 1789 AD - 1900 AD_  
Pasteurization  
Development of Motorized Mass Transportation (Trains, Ships)  
Implementation of Modern Sanitation  
British Empire  
End of Slavery  
Beginning of the Oil Age  
Germ Theory of Disease developed  
Electrification Begins

10. _20th Century and Beyond, 1901 AD - 2014 AD_  
WW1  
WW2  
The Rise of Mass Culture  
Invention of the Computer/Internet  
End of the European Age and Rise of Asia  
Green Revolution  
Development of Powered Flight  
Nuclear Weapons

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/32 "2015-02-24T18:23:05Z")

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1. Invention of the Plow
2. Minoan Civilization
3. Battle of Marathon
4. Split of Roman Empire into E/W by Diocletian
5. Magna Carta
6. Prince Henry the Navigator
7. Peak of Ottoman Empire/Siege of Vienna won by Austrians
8. Rapid development of mathematics
9. British Empire
10. End of the European Age and Rise of Asia

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/33 "2015-02-25T19:48:49Z")

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C’mon, folks. This game takes a little effort, but it’s fun!

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/34 "2015-02-25T21:10:45Z")

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1. Domestication of Animals
2. Egyptian Empires
3. Rise of Persian Empire
4. Death of Caesar
5. Battle of Tours
6. Chaucer Writes “Canterbury Tales”
7. Peak of Ottoman Empire/Siege of Vienna won by Austrians
8. Founding of the US
9. British Empire
10. Nuclear Weapons

Thoughts…

This is where my biases come in to play to pick some of the not-easier choices: I will always choose scientific/communication/mathematic/commercial advances and changes over the rise and falls of empires and countries. Yes, the US is an important country. But as important as the Industrial Revolution, vaccines, capitalism, etc? In the way I look at things… probably not.

And I’M SORRY, ANIMALS! I REALLY AM! WE LOVE YOU ALL, EVEN THE LLAMA! ☹ :sniff:

But even if cows weren’t as domesticable (is that a word?) as they are, we’d still be eating them.

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/35 "2015-02-25T21:14:38Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> C’mon, folks. This game takes a little effort, but it’s fun!

Thanks! I guess I’d better start using my signature…

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/36 "2015-02-25T22:53:29Z")

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1. Invention of Metallurgy

2. Xia Dynasty in China

3. Alexander the Great conquers the known world

4. Life of Jesus

5. Battle of Tours

6. Fall of Constantinople

7. Spanish Dominance of Middle/South America

8. Publication of “Wealth of Nations”

9. End of Slavery

10. Green Revolution

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/37 "2015-02-26T16:18:09Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Invention of the Plow[/li][li]Minoan Civilization[/li][li]Babylonian Captivity of Jewish People[/li][li]Three Kingdoms Period in China[/li][li]University of Bologna (first university) founded[/li][li]Chaucer Writes “Cantebury Tales”[/li][li]Copernican Revolution[/li][li] Slave Trade[/li][li]Pasteurization[/li][li]End of the European Age and Rise of Asia[/li][/ol]

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/38 "2015-03-02T14:07:20Z")

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Busy weekend, so didn’t get around to scoring. Will do so later today…

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**Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/39 "2015-03-03T18:29:03Z")

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… for differing values of “today”, that is.

Third round is over!

First… the losers:

1. Invention of the Plow
2. Minoan Civilization
3. Babylonian Captivity of the Jews
4. Three Kingdoms Period
5. Battle of Tours
6. Chaucer Writes “Canterbury Tales”
7. Peak of Ottoman Empire
8. Publication of “Wealth of Nations”
9. British Empire
10. End of the European Age and Rise of Asia

Given their competition, these were relatively easy selections… though I would’ve thought domestication to get voted out before farming implements. But that’s why we play the game, right?

Round 4 lists coming up…

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**Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-events-in-history-game/712970/40 "2015-03-03T18:32:49Z")

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4th Round List

1._Pre-History, Pre 3500 BCE_  
Invention of Agriculture  
Domestication of Animals  
Invention of Alphabet  
Discovery (and control) of fire  
Invention of the Wheel  
Invention of Language  
Invention of Metallurgy

2._Bronze and Iron Ages, 3500 BCE-1000 BCE_  
Hammurabi’s Code  
Egyptian Empires  
Founding of Ur (first city)  
Sumerian Cuniform  
Alphabetic Writing Invented  
Xia Dynasty in China  
First use of Papyrus

3._Early Classical Antiquity, 1000 BCE - 200 BCE_  
Democracy established in Athens  
Alexander the Great conquers the known world  
Rise of Persian Empire  
Unification of China under Qin Shi Huang  
Greek Philosophy and Mathematics at peak  
Battle of Marathon  
Invention of number “0” and Binary Systems

4._Late Classical Antiquity, 200 BCE - 476 AD_  
Expansion of Roman Empire (Punic Wars, expansion into Gaul, etc)  
Death of Caesar  
Augustinian Empire  
Life of Jesus  
Split of Roman Empire into E/W by Diocletian  
Christianity becomes official religion of Rome  
Collapse of Rome

5._Early Middle Ages, 477 AD - 1250 AD_  
Vision of Mohammed and the Rise of Islam  
Development of Arabic Numerals  
Battle of Hastings  
University of Bologna (first university) founded  
Crusades  
Magna Carta  
Genghis Khan conquers much of Asia

1. _Late Middle Ages, 1251 AD - 1453 AD_  
Ottoman Empire Founded  
Great Schism Begins (ends 1417)  
Hundred Years War Begins  
Black Death Begins  
Prince Henry the Navigator  
Invention of Printing Press  
Fall of Constantinople

7._Early Modern Era, 1454 AD - 1648 AD_  
Renaissance in Italy  
Columbus “Discovers” America  
Protestant Reformation  
Copernican Revolution  
Establishment of Dutch-East India company (First global corporation)  
Elizabethan Age in England  
Spanish Dominance of Middle/South America

8._Middle Modern Era, 1649 AD - 1788 AD_  
Scientific Revolution  
Slave Trade  
The Enlightenment  
Rapid development of mathematics  
Invention of Vaccination  
Start of Industrial Revolution  
Founding of the US

9._19th Century, 1789 AD - 1900 AD_  
Pasteurization  
Development of Motorized Mass Transportation (Trains, Ships)  
Implementation of Modern Sanitation  
End of Slavery  
Beginning of the Oil Age  
Germ Theory of Disease developed  
Electrification Begins

10._20th Century and Beyond, 1901 AD - 2014 AD_  
WW1  
WW2  
The Rise of Mass Culture  
Invention of the Computer/Internet  
Green Revolution  
Development of Powered Flight  
Nuclear Weapons

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