# Greatest living American elimination game (game thread)

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**Created:** [June 16, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715 "2025-06-16T19:12:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/181 "2025-07-09T20:55:48Z")

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Well, ultimately, Kareem didn’t do any better than a blow-up doll.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/182 "2025-07-09T20:58:17Z")

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That blow-up doll flew 30 combat missions in WWII!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/183 "2025-07-09T21:03:06Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> Also Magic Johnson never co-piloted a big jet plane.

Neither did Kareem; that was Roger Murdock. The _co-pilot_. He even had a nametag to prove it!

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/184 "2025-07-09T21:09:51Z")

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Kareem

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/185 "2025-07-09T21:54:22Z")

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If the choice boils down to Kareem vs. Magic, I regretfully vote to eliminate Magic.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/186 "2025-07-10T00:26:16Z")

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I guess the NBA’s should go sooner rather than later and in which sequence I care not.

But looking ahead:  
Joe Biden:

An extraordinary life of public service, though probably more for persistance than results  
But if you want to drop the ball to bookend a career, he’s a doozie

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/187 "2025-07-10T00:31:40Z")

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And another for Jose Andres.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/188 "2025-07-10T04:30:41Z")

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Magic Johnson

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/189 "2025-07-10T13:29:35Z")

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As @Maserschmidt said, I too feel that sports figures should not be mentioned in the same sentence with the phrase “Greatest Living American”.  
It’s time for Magic to be benched.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/190 "2025-07-12T04:04:51Z")

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Our votes this round:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Athlete, writer, activist - 2 votes  
José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef - 2 votes  
Joe Biden: President, uniter, overcomer - 1 vote  
Magic Johnson: Superstar, survivor, inspiration - 7 votes  
Amory Lovins: Physicist, energy activist - 2 votes

The great (but not great enough) Magic Johnson hits the showers.

Our remaining nominees:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Athlete, writer, activist  
José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef  
Joe Biden: President, uniter, overcomer  
Warren Buffett: Level-headed billionaire  
Bob Dylan: Poet of generation  
Anthony Fauci: Physician, immunologist, scientist  
Bill Gates: Futurist, philanthropist, billionaire  
Jesse Jackson: Civil rights leader  
Mark Kelly: Senator, astronaut, aviator  
Stephen King: Great American writer  
Amory Lovins: Physicist, energy activist  
Barack Obama: President, statesman, lawyer  
Dolly Parton: Artist, humanitarian  
Bernie Sanders: Democratic Socialist leader  
MacKenzie Scott: Philanthropist, prize-winning novelist  
Steven Spielberg: Director, writer, entertainer  
Bruce Springsteen: Singer, songwriter, activist  
Elizabeth Warren: Fighting political foes

**Eliminated**

1. Jim Gaffigan: Comedian, author, commentator
2. Craig Ferguson: Polymath, director-writer, comedian
3. Mitt Romney: Senator, impeachment juror
4. Buzz Aldrin: Second on Moon
5. Taylor Swift: Musician, songwriter, icon
6. Tim Walz: Honorable political messenger
7. Simon Biles: GOAT gymnast
8. Judy Blume: Children’s literature icon
9. Amanda Gorman: Poet, activist, prodigy
10. Jim Lovell: Apollo 13 astronaut
11. Spike Lee: Filmmaker, Knicks fan
12. Janet Yellen: Economist, Treasury secretary
13. Magic Johnson: Superstar, survivor, inspiration

Voting for our next round will end at noon EST on Mon. July 14.

José Andrés again.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/191 "2025-07-12T04:10:13Z")

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Lovins

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/192 "2025-07-12T04:21:28Z")

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Steven Spielberg

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/193 "2025-07-12T05:51:37Z")

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Stephen King

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/194 "2025-07-12T08:51:30Z")

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Lovins

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/195 "2025-07-12T09:21:17Z")

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Kareem

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/196 "2025-07-12T10:24:05Z")

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Kareem. I mean I like the guy, but honestly.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/197 "2025-07-12T11:36:50Z")

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Kareem

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/198 "2025-07-12T12:20:17Z")

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We’ve got two recording artists still in the mix — one described as a _**‘Poet of (a) generation’**_, and the other as a _ **‘Singer, songwriter, activist’** _.  
Personally, I think Bob from Minnesota is/was more influential than Bruce from New Jersey.

Sorry, Boss. Here’s bus fare back to Asbury Park.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/199 "2025-07-12T20:44:12Z")

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Nitpick: we have three recording artists in the mix.

But my vote goes to Lovins this round.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/200 "2025-07-13T04:15:15Z")

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I picked a bad week to stop voting for former Lakers.

Kareem it is.

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