# Greatest living American elimination game (game thread)

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 16, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715 "2025-06-16T19:12:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/201 "2025-07-13T13:02:57Z")

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Kareem

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/202 "2025-07-14T17:08:41Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> I picked a bad week to stop voting for former Lakers.
> 
> Kareem it is.

Niiiiice. 😄 ✈

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/203 "2025-07-14T17:12:21Z")

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Our votes this round:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Athlete, writer, activist - 5 votes  
José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef - 1 vote  
Stephen King: Great American writer - 1 vote  
Amory Lovins: Physicist, energy activist - 3 votes  
Steven Spielberg: Director, writer, entertainer - 1 vote  
Bruce Springsteen: Singer, songwriter, activist - 1 vote

The great (but not great enough) Roger Murdock, er, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar also hits the showers.

Our remaining nominees:

José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef  
Joe Biden: President, uniter, overcomer  
Warren Buffett: Level-headed billionaire  
Bob Dylan: Poet of generation  
Anthony Fauci: Physician, immunologist, scientist  
Bill Gates: Futurist, philanthropist, billionaire  
Jesse Jackson: Civil rights leader  
Mark Kelly: Senator, astronaut, aviator  
Stephen King: Great American writer  
Amory Lovins: Physicist, energy activist  
Barack Obama: President, statesman, lawyer  
Dolly Parton: Artist, humanitarian  
Bernie Sanders: Democratic Socialist leader  
MacKenzie Scott: Philanthropist, prize-winning novelist  
Steven Spielberg: Director, writer, entertainer  
Bruce Springsteen: Singer, songwriter, activist  
Elizabeth Warren: Fighting political foes

**Eliminated**

1. Jim Gaffigan: Comedian, author, commentator
2. Craig Ferguson: Polymath, director-writer, comedian
3. Mitt Romney: Senator, impeachment juror
4. Buzz Aldrin: Second on Moon
5. Taylor Swift: Musician, songwriter, icon
6. Tim Walz: Honorable political messenger
7. Simon Biles: GOAT gymnast
8. Judy Blume: Children’s literature icon
9. Amanda Gorman: Poet, activist, prodigy
10. Jim Lovell: Apollo 13 astronaut
11. Spike Lee: Filmmaker, Knicks fan
12. Janet Yellen: Economist, Treasury secretary
13. Magic Johnson: Superstar, survivor, inspiration
14. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Athlete, writer, activist

Voting for our next round will end at noon EST on Weds. July 16.

José Andrés yet again. Just not GLA material.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/204 "2025-07-14T17:13:56Z")

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Lovins

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/205 "2025-07-14T17:23:09Z")

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Lovins.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/206 "2025-07-14T17:36:19Z")

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He’s made some great movies tackling some very unpleasant subjects, but is being an entertainer sufficient enough reason to be the Greatest Living American?

Time to edit Mr. Spielberg.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/207 "2025-07-14T17:40:37Z")

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Lovins

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/208 "2025-07-14T17:53:33Z")

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I am late to this party, but I’m voting for (against) **Amanda Gorman**. Tremendous potential, but scant accomplishments. I mean, she’s just getting started!

ETA: If he’s not eliminated soon, I’m going to have to vote for _Lovins_, because every time I see his name, I think _McLovin_.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/209 "2025-07-14T17:54:57Z")

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Lovins

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/210 "2025-07-14T17:55:32Z")

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Warren Buffett

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/211 "2025-07-14T18:09:31Z")

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Spielberg

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/212 "2025-07-14T18:12:24Z")

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> [@ricepad](#):
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> I am late to this party, but I’m voting for (against) **Amanda Gorman**. Tremendous potential, but scant accomplishments. I mean, she’s just getting started!

Psst…Amanda Gorman was eliminated five rounds ago.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/213 "2025-07-14T18:12:50Z")

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Lovins.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/214 "2025-07-14T18:15:42Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> Psst…Amanda Gorman was eliminated five rounds ago.

I’m such a dumb shit. I now realize I was scanning the list of those already eliminated! Thanks.

Now feeling suitably chastised, I’m going to vote for **Bob Dylan**. He may be the poet of a generation, but oh my god his voice is like nails on a blackboard to me.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/215 "2025-07-14T18:18:27Z")

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Hey, I nominated Dylan! No good deed goes unpunished… 😆

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/216 "2025-07-14T18:22:13Z")

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And it appears I continue to shit my pants!

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/217 "2025-07-14T18:24:56Z")

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Just kidding, man, it’s all good.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/218 "2025-07-14T18:27:12Z")

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Too late! Now I gotta empty my shorts.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/219 "2025-07-14T19:25:48Z")

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McLovin(s).

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-living-american-elimination-game-game-thread/1019715/220 "2025-07-14T19:52:12Z")

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Looks like I’m not going to get my last nominee past the 50th percentile.

I’m voting off Bill Gates.

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