# Greatest mugshot and arrest EVER!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464 "2012-03-11T15:25:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gerund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@gerund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gerund)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/1 "2012-03-11T15:25:01Z")

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Hi guys. I was watching my local news and they ran a story about Christine Wright Darrisow (quite possibly my new hero). I am very surprised that the net has not run away with this story yet. I think our society needs more civic-minded people like her. Be prepared for the BEST mugshot ever!  
[http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/roch-woman-accused-of-threatening-potus](http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/roch-woman-accused-of-threatening-potus)

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**Author:** ![IntelliQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@IntelliQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IntelliQ)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/2 "2012-03-11T15:52:02Z")

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Looks like she walked straight off the Jerry Springer set, ha ha.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/3 "2012-03-11T15:59:07Z")

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> Darrisaw called the White House and threatened to kill President Barack Obama over child custody issues.

Now I am really curious, Does she want some if his, Or expect him to take some of hers?

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/4 "2012-03-11T16:08:16Z")

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That’s not in the top million for mug shots…

[http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots)

Joe

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/5 "2012-03-11T18:29:56Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> That’s not in the top million for mug shots…
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> [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots)
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> Joe

Sorry man, but not a one of those was as amusing as the look on that woman’s face!

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/6 "2012-03-11T18:51:09Z")

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> [@Rushgeekgirl](#):
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> Sorry man, but not a one of those was as amusing as the look on that woman’s face!

You went through all 98 pages of 70 pics per page in two hours and 21 minutes? Glad to have entertained you!

Joe

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**Author:** ![gerund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@gerund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gerund)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/7 "2012-03-11T20:09:19Z")

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> [@Rushgeekgirl](#):
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> Sorry man, but not a one of those was as amusing as the look on that woman’s face!

I’m with you!

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**Author:** ![Pops1963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de053/32.png) [@Pops1963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pops1963)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/8 "2012-03-12T03:02:18Z")

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Ohh no he ditnt(head whip)

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/9 "2012-03-12T03:18:56Z")

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i’m torn between brain bleach or using this for a desktop image.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/10 "2012-03-12T04:24:11Z")

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Are we sure it’s not [Kenan Thompson](http://robotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kenan-thompson-reba-mcentire-e1276140323226.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/11 "2012-03-12T05:47:15Z")

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Shades of Mr Bean.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/12 "2012-03-12T06:14:13Z")

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Gee, I wonder why she’s having custody issues.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/13 "2012-03-12T08:17:14Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> That’s not in the top million for mug shots…
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> [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots)
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> Joe

Some of those just look very normal. Even the girl with bright red hair looks normal. What am I missing?

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**Author:** ![Teufelblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@Teufelblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teufelblitz)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/14 "2012-03-12T10:37:40Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Some of those just look very normal. Even the girl with bright red hair looks normal. What am I missing?

It’s actually kind of unfair to make you dig through that for the good ones. I will have to pick a few good ones when I have time.

Basically, TSG has some pretty infamous funny mug shots.

Case in point: [It Ain't Just Paint | The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/it-aint-just-paint?page=0)  
Most are more about the story or the conditions of the arrest than the mug shots themselves. Back before they changed formats, they used to do runs of them where perps were wearing funny shirts or all had the same odd hairdos, etc.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/15 "2012-03-12T13:35:45Z")

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Tell me [this](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/unusual-suspects/unusual-suspects-761) isn’t funny. I’m a clownfish. I know funny!😛

Also: [Unusual Suspects MUG SHOT | The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/unusual-suspects/unusual-suspects-762)

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/16 "2012-03-12T14:08:33Z")

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> [@Teufelblitz](#):
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> Basically, TSG has some pretty infamous funny mug shots.
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> Case in point: [It Ain't Just Paint | The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/it-aint-just-paint?page=0)

I remember that guy from Fark photoshop competitions. Does he still turn up in them?

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/17 "2012-03-12T20:11:48Z")

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[Phil Spector](http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/3/6/7/0/1/3/Phil-Spector-mugshot-43217183504.jpeg)

[Amy Winehouse](http://2010.newsweek.com/content/2010/top-10/celebrity-mugshots/amy-winehouse/_jcr_content/par/textimage/image.img.jpg#amy%20winehouse%20mugshot)

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/18 "2012-03-12T20:33:28Z")

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I’ve seen many a mug shot from, say, Fark or Smoking Gun, or any number of other sites, but this is the best. When I first saw the picture, I figured she was arrested for some mundane bull-shit, such as spitting on the subway or something and had every right to feel put upon because she totally looks like she’s saying “Oh, no you di-int!” So, yeah, it was amusing.

THEN, when I read that she had the nerve to give her “Oh, no you di-int!” face over THREATENING THE LIFE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES over something he’s not even involved in AT ALL - well, I’m sorry, but it is indeed the greatest mugshot and arrest ever.

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**Author:** ![gerund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@gerund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gerund)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/19 "2012-03-12T21:20:25Z")

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> [@Caricci](#):
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> I’ve seen many a mug shot from, say, Fark or Smoking Gun, or any number of other sites, but this is the best. When I first saw the picture, I figured she was arrested for some mundane bull-shit, such as spitting on the subway or something and had every right to feel put upon because she totally looks like she’s saying “Oh, no you di-int!” So, yeah, it was amusing.
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> THEN, when I read that she had the nerve to give her “Oh, no you di-int!” face over THREATENING THE LIFE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES over something he’s not even involved in AT ALL - well, I’m sorry, but it is indeed the greatest mugshot and arrest ever.

HAHAHA! Verrry well put, Caricci…

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-mugshot-and-arrest-ever/615464/20 "2012-03-12T21:27:06Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> That’s not in the top million for mug shots…
> 
> [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots)
> 
> Joe

Why are there two people in the second row from the bottom toward the right that are repeated?

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