# Greatest Russian dashboard cam video ever. Cannot be topped.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-russian-dashboard-cam-video-ever-cannot-be-topped/697331>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-russian-dashboard-cam-video-ever-cannot-be-topped/697331 "2014-09-03T04:05:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-russian-dashboard-cam-video-ever-cannot-be-topped/697331/41 "2014-09-05T13:12:23Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> … kicks other driver & then immediately stops to get his head when it falls off.

well, _now_ I’m laughing!..(but not at the video, which seems staged.)

I’m laughing at the first time anyone has taken simple English words, and put them together in an order never before used in all of human history:“stops to get his head when it falls off”.

A true googlewhack!\*  
Now, I dunno 'bout you, but ,me—well…,from now on, I’m going to live by a new motto:  
Every time my head falls off, I’m going to go get it , instead of kicking anonymous Russian drivers.

\*(googlewhack: a search that returns only one unique hit.)

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-russian-dashboard-cam-video-ever-cannot-be-topped/697331/42 "2014-09-05T14:48:04Z")

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Oh shit, I’m doing it again I know, but I mean c’mon?!

If this were real, _how in God’s green hells could it be funny?_? We’d be watching someone get beat up? In what world is this funny?

Am I missing something here? Misunderstanding something? I am really taken aback.

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-russian-dashboard-cam-video-ever-cannot-be-topped/697331/43 "2014-09-05T14:53:37Z")

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_Reads posts after mine_

_Hangs head, leaves thread in despair_

How long did it take you guys to be convinced that the Tooth Fairy was actually your parents? Did they have to stand on a chair with fake fairy wings on and scream “it was me all along! You’re 25 years old ferchrissake!”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-russian-dashboard-cam-video-ever-cannot-be-topped/697331/44 "2014-09-05T21:58:37Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Oh shit, I’m doing it again I know, but I mean c’mon?!
> 
> If this were real, _how in God’s green hells could it be funny?_? We’d be watching someone get beat up? In what world is this funny?
> 
> Am I missing something here? Misunderstanding something? I am really taken aback.

Yes, you are missing something. Usually it is (Google “mascots being punched out”). To see the reverse is a hoot. I guess you had to be there.

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