# Greek Porno Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029 "2003-07-12T20:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/1 "2003-07-12T20:09:19Z")
So we’re having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here’s what we came up with: Helen does Troy Oedipus Sex Antigonads Clitemnestra Shagamemnon Prometheus Bound Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome The Trojan Boys The Trojan Whores Hung like a Minotaur Romulus gets Remed Oedipus does Colonnus Hector in Drag (I was proud of that one) Achilles’ Bendin’ The Erodyssey The Flash of the Titans The Oralsteia Jason and the Argonads Socrates Always Swallows Any more ideas? ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/2 "2003-07-12T20:13:03Z")
Achilles goes Anal ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/3 "2003-07-12T20:40:43Z")
Pandora’s Box. (heh. heh.) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/4 "2003-07-12T20:53:19Z")
Chiron: Hung Like a … Iphigenia does All-Lust, and its sequel Iphigenia does Taurus (a variation on the Europa bestiality series) ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/5 "2003-07-12T21:14:23Z")
Pan’s Pipe ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/6 "2003-07-12T21:37:34Z")
Let’s all catch Sisyphus and die. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/7 "2003-07-12T21:51:32Z")
Look at Maenads ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/8 "2003-07-12T22:34:13Z")
Hard Cor-inth IndisCrete Cyclops and his One-Eyed Giant ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/9 "2003-07-12T22:36:14Z")
Olympussy ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/10 "2003-07-12T23:14:42Z")
Shagamemnon (i think) ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/11 "2003-07-12T23:18:49Z")
LOL The Sexual Adventures of Hercules Jason and the Argonads Sorry…I am SO bad at this.😃 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/12 "2003-07-12T23:37:50Z")
Homo’s Odyssey Scylla and Charybtits The Pusseidon Adventure Seducya: She’ll turn your bone to stone. Many lay us:King of Sparta Eat a Puss, Rex The River Dyx Penis de Milo Ejaculysian Fields The Ladies of Hades Herberus Agamen on men The Trojaned Whores Diana Does Delphi ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/13 "2003-07-12T23:51:24Z")
ROTFLMAO IDBB ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/14 "2003-07-12T23:54:29Z")
Diana, Goddess of the Cunt \*can I say that?:eek: \* Hair-a, Queen of Olympussy IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/15 "2003-07-13T01:17:07Z")
**Lezzystrata** , by Ari-stuffin’ease ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/16 "2003-07-13T01:33:27Z")
Dion-Ass-us Up Uranus (OK,its Roman, but c’mon!) Athena Big One The Pillar of Hercules The Perils of Paris on the Island of Lesbos Greek Fire Hector Wrecked Her Helen: the face that lunched on 1000 Dicks ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/17 "2003-07-13T01:36:50Z")
The Trojan Wargasm Wet Toga Party Girls Gone Dionysian ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/18 "2003-07-13T01:57:40Z")
The Hecatoncheire and the Lonely Women ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/19 "2003-07-13T03:17:44Z")
Oedipus Racks (They knock your eyes out!) ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/20 "2003-07-13T03:58:32Z")
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