# Greek Porno Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029 "2003-07-12T20:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/41 "2003-07-14T22:39:59Z")
Endless Sisyphean Love Barathron Marathon Down in Hedon Boustrophedon Athena Digs Her Colophon Episemon of Love Sophocles is on His Knees Dionysia in the City of Satyrs Satyrs and Goats in Boats: A Dr. Seuss Video Guide to Rudimentary Lovemaking. Hephaestus Rides His Mule Maenads Love Gonads Odysseus: Journey to the Center of Her Girth ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/42 "2003-07-15T05:35:30Z")
Clitias Clash of the Tit-ans Oddyse-Ass The Story of Glandymead Danae and the Golden Shower Giant Tityus Poseidon’s Adventure Naughty Nymphs 1 - 4 Orpheass Decending ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/43 "2003-07-15T05:38:06Z")
Hey October, have you considered expanding this string into OTHER classical mythologies, like Norse or Arthurian? That way we wouldn’t have to establish other strings. And the possibilities are endless… ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/44 "2003-07-15T14:06:18Z")
I don’t know much about Norse, but I can dig Arthurian or Egyptian…Knock yourself out. But in the Greek category, I offer the following: Variations on the theme, “Between a Rock and a Hard Place.” Between a Roc and a Hard Place Between a Roc and a Hard Penis Between a Roc-Hard Penis ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/45 "2003-07-15T18:34:55Z")
Sac-retes goes to the Sin-posium And, with October’s permission: Sexcalibur: the story of the Legendary Arthur Been Draggin’, King of the Bigguns Sir Lance a Lot do Lick ---
**Author:** ![sylphishone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@sylphishone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylphishone)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/46 "2003-07-15T21:25:26Z")
You all are tooo funny! ---
**Author:** ![sylphishone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@sylphishone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylphishone)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/47 "2003-07-15T22:13:50Z")
I have been trying to think of one but guess I am Greek Sex Movie naming challenged. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/48 "2003-07-16T00:47:27Z")
Arthur: The once and fucked her king. Lancelot and Elaine: a burning love. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/49 "2003-07-16T03:07:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by October \* > \*\*So we’re having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here’s what we came up with: > Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome > > Any more ideas? \*\* [Sound and Fury](http://www.soundandfury.org/index2.html) beat you to [to it.](http://www.soundandfury.org/images/testyshirt.gif)😃 ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/50 "2003-07-16T05:53:02Z")
Orifice and Eurydick Aneas and Dildo ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/51 "2003-07-16T06:20:04Z")
Phidickides’ Marathon Iphevagina ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/52 "2003-07-17T07:02:37Z")
The Nippledrome ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/53 "2003-07-17T07:22:50Z")
Orifice in the Underwear Bottoms Up, Ganymede! Aphrodykey ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/54 "2003-07-17T12:56:12Z")
Greeced Holes Fuckanupolis ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/55 "2003-07-17T15:27:14Z")
The Trojan Whores!! (I even previewed and didn’t see it.) My fave is so far is **Danae and the Golden Shower**. You didn’t even have to change the name or anything! ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/56 "2003-07-17T15:39:02Z")
Trojan Whores is in the OP. I, too, like Danae and the Golden Shower. Prometheus Bound is another good one you don’t even have to change. I’m trying to think of more, but I’m not as dirty minded as MrBoy… ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/57 "2003-07-17T15:49:55Z")
Oh DAMMIT!! When I previewed, it didn’t go back that far. _::sits in the corner and sulks::_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greek-porno-titles/188029/58 "2003-07-17T17:41:19Z")
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