# Green Ketchup and Special People ( Or My San Diego Threesome ) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907 "2001-08-04T16:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907/21 "2001-08-07T16:29:30Z")
**BunnyGirl** I am heading towards Oklahoma. That in itself is not as exciting as you might be thinking but it is closer to the bigger Dopefests. Really three people was way too small, once the guys connected I was left to chase after the waiter. I was after a Doper and ended up chasing the waiter, why is the world so cruel? But the lovely gentlemen did one thing, they showed me a great time and it’s really going to be hard to top meeting them. They are both wonderful! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907/22 "2001-08-08T06:30:33Z")
OK, so when’s the next San DiegDope? Or will we all just meet up at the LA Dopetoberfest? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907/23 "2001-08-08T07:32:23Z")
Esprix, looks like I might be here until middle of September because the movers can’t pick up my stuff til then. So let’s try to get another dopefest started! This time in Hillcrest where I can at least find a close parking spot! Maybe this time I’ll make balloon animals if you are good. Didn’t know I could do that did ya? I have many talents! Let me know 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907/24 "2001-08-12T23:44:23Z")
I say we meet at Condoms Plus, conveniently located in Hilcrest and with ample parking nearby. I’m curious about this mysterious back room MamaHen mentioned. Strainger assured me that my technique was quite adequate, but that a few specialized devices couldn’t hurt.\* - I’m just joking here. Assuming I do make it to LA in October, I don’t the female Dopers staying away because they think I belong to Strainger. I also don’t want to have an awkward conversation with Esprix some day … not that I’d really have a shot with him anyway. Sigh! ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907/25 "2001-08-13T01:27:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MamaHen \* > …Sure enough in the middle of downtown we find a Ralph’s and were able to show green ketchup to the non-believer… Hey, I know where that Ralph’s is! [Having nothing else to add and sensing the awkward silence, the llama headed for the egress.] ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907/26 "2001-08-13T04:55:27Z")
Greg, think you will fall for it if I take you in just any back room and show you dirty things? Cuz boy do I have a dirty thing! \ Oh yes Condom’s PLus is a must! Llama, isn’t that a neat Ralph’s? OK enough about you, let’s talk about me! I’m ok 🙂 Thanks for asking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-ketchup-and-special-people-or-my-san-diego-threesome/74907.md?page=1)