# Green or Purple?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-or-purple/311988>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 11, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-or-purple/311988 "2005-07-11T13:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-or-purple/311988/41 "2005-07-12T04:55:54Z")

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Hmmm…The green ones make you horny. But the purple ones come in the dark chocolate Revenge of the Sith “Darth Mix.”

I think I’m going to go with purple. I’m already horny.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green-or-purple/311988/42 "2005-07-12T17:03:42Z")

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Might I note that the Joker does not see a conflict. 😃😕😛

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