# Green

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 18, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918 "2011-06-18T08:27:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Tango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@Mike\_Tango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Tango)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/1 "2011-06-18T08:27:26Z")

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Cecil, I have heard it is easy being Green. What are it’s advantages?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/2 "2011-06-18T08:34:50Z")

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Funny, I’ve heard the opposite. But, on the other hand, it’s the color of Spring, and can be cool and friendly-like, and can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/3 "2011-06-18T11:54:43Z")

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Personal photosynthesis; camoflague on green leaves, green grass, green dirt, green water, or green rocks; HULK SMASH!

Etc.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/4 "2011-06-18T18:10:13Z")

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[moderating]  
Moved from GQ to MPSIMS.  
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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/5 "2011-06-18T18:16:08Z")

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It teaches you when not to use apostrophes.

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/6 "2011-06-18T19:06:08Z")

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Dude, you get to make hot smokin’ love to Miss Piggy whenever you want! How is that _not_ a main advatange?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/7 "2011-06-18T22:59:06Z")

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Makes you prime to be the first invisible weather man.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/8 "2011-06-18T23:31:56Z")

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Hot Irish babes.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/green/585918/9 "2011-06-19T15:48:38Z")

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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:4, topic:585918”]

[moderating]  
Moved from GQ to MPSIMS.  
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How could you type that with a straight face?