# Greetings to Jezebel, on her birthday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971 "2000-05-09T00:46:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/41 "2000-05-09T06:01:39Z")
Judging from what I posted in the “orgasm thread.” I think I was mentioned in this weeks column too: > [@](#): > > All but two of the women said they always or almost always had orgasms during sexual intercourse I believe **I** was one of those two women!! ah…it is always good to hang around in the back of the room with the cool kids… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/42 "2000-05-09T10:47:16Z")
This is a Sign!!! The MPSIMS’ers are favoured!! rejoice one and all!!! No Longer can we be put down!!! Cecil Spoke to us!!! \*running down the street, following a Gort… ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/43 "2000-05-09T11:03:01Z")
Happy birthday Jezebel. I’m quite content with the hello I got from Cecil earlier. I have no complaints. My heart is happy now that he as spoken to my best friend, **aha** , now I can sleep at night again. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/44 "2000-05-09T12:17:56Z")
_ahem_ I was “out of the blue” girl, thankyewverymuch. And Happy Birthday, Jezebel! Talk about a present, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/45 "2000-05-09T12:29:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Aha’s new sig says: > > > [@](#): > > > > The only poster to have been personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti, Jerry Davis and Cecil Adams. > > My God, man, didn’t you learn anything from the last time you modified your sig? First, you put Ed second. Now you have the gall to put Cecil _third_?! After all the whining and kissing up you did? > > You are just begging for trouble… > \*\* Always stirring the pot eh David B? Well this time my sig line stays just the way it was. See below. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/46 "2000-05-09T14:17:53Z")
The morning after… Thanks for the all the birthday greetings, everyone. Much appreciated. Hmmm. Still in shock. A great big “you’re welcome” goes out to Coldfire and aha, both of whom hitched a ride on my wagon, yet neither of whom wished me a happy birthday. Might be having to talk to my new best friend Cecil about this… I want to nominate this thread for “Threadspotting”. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/47 "2000-05-09T14:22:48Z")
Happy birthday, Jezebel! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/48 "2000-05-09T14:42:01Z")
Jezebel: > [@](#): > > A great big “you’re welcome” goes out to Coldfire and aha, both of whom hitched a ride on my wagon, yet neither of whom wished me a happy birthday. Happy Birthday Jezebel! The quote above is true, although I was mentioned in Cecil’s birthday OP to you. ( hoo-ha remember?) and I would like to believe that just maybe… I had a little something to do with flushing Mr. Adams out and into mpsims. 🙂 Many Happy Returns!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hepzibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hepzibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hepzibah)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/49 "2000-05-09T14:55:27Z")
Happy Birthday, Jez, from a fellow newbie and also friend from elsewhere. Here’s hoping your luster rubs off on me – hell, I posted thoughtfully and occasionally in General Questions and GD, which I’ve been informed is the path to slow newbie acceptance, and here my buddy goes off and makes a major splash and then gets welcomed by the Man Himself. That’s what I get for trying to lay low… Hey, Cecil, I _directed_ her here, so she could fill out your fascinating questionnaires! Hey! Down Here! (Goes off to sob jealously in the corner) Hep ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/50 "2000-05-09T15:06:53Z")
Okay, amnesty granted to both aha and Coldfire, who have each at various times made me laugh so fucking hard that my nose can now distinguish between soda, milk, and beer. And Hep… what can I say? I like to make an entrance. ---
**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/51 "2000-05-09T16:36:06Z")
Jezebel- Happy belated birthday, and many more! I’m 30 myself, so enjoy your last year of active life. Not more belated. Well you know that, am I rambling again? Paw! Git my medicines inta here! I’ve having a spell! ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/52 "2000-05-09T17:00:12Z")
I don’t know, aha. . .Sounded to me like Cecil was doing his Al Pacino/Scent of a woman impression there at the end of the OP. But I suppose having Cecil personally welcome me (🆒) to the board was worth 25 bucks. And it wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for that cool Chinese poet, Hoo-ha. ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/53 "2000-05-09T19:16:25Z")
I once dated a gal who had p.o’s. I gave her a few, one time it was simply by walking up to her after a shower. She smelled the coast soap and told me it got her going. Well, maybe that credit should go to the gang at Coast, but I did take the shower and scrub my cracks and crevices ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/54 "2000-05-09T22:41:40Z")
Happy (belated) Birthday, Jezebel! And congratulations to Hoo-ha. I knew Cecil wouldn’t let you down. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/55 "2000-05-10T00:12:04Z")
Originally posted by Cecil Adams: > [@](#): > > \*\* > (you think I trust Ed to read these things?)\*\* But I thought you WERE Ed. 😉 (Hey, if Cecil and Ed ARE the same person, wouldn’t that violate the “One name per person” rule?) ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/56 "2000-05-10T00:38:44Z")
Exactly. And we all know that Ed would never break the rules, and THIS is our undeniable proof that Cecil exists. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/57 "2000-05-10T01:31:32Z")
Exactly what I was thinking. _They_ made the rule, obviously _they_ wouldn’t break it. Also, let’s break this down: \<\<… Cecil and Ed ARE the same person…\>\> “Cecil and Ed ARE” is plural. “the same person” is singular. It’s totally illogical. _They_ can’t be the same person. Jim ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/58 "2000-05-10T01:57:28Z")
Sheesh, Jezebel, I was startled clean out of my manners; many apologies. A belated but sincere happy birthday to you. Though, on reflection, it doubtful what my good wishes would add. Good gad, girl! You have psychic orgasms AND Cecil Adams extending personal birthday greetings to you?! ::mutters and shakes head:: The woman is gonna own the damned _planet_ with options on a few others before she’s forty… Veb ---
**Author:** ![NickyLarson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NickyLarson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickyLarson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/59 "2000-05-10T03:01:14Z")
Hey, Cecil, How old are **you**? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/60 "2000-05-10T03:04:07Z")
Many happy returns of the day, Jezebel! Hell of a present to get, indeed! You’re exactly two days older than my sister, which is kinda funky but she doesn’t have the added aura of a whole OP by Cecil Adams addressed to her… _hoping one day to fill out that Great Questionnaire and maybe make his mark, too_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971.md?page=4)