# Greetings to Jezebel, on her birthday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971 "2000-05-09T00:46:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/61 "2000-05-10T05:53:58Z")
Jeez, put in a hard day’s work, hit the rack, wake up and… Poomph!! The things you can miss if you don’t stay hancuffed to your computer. ::Kicking myself for not posting to the “Please, Cecil. Welcome me” thread:: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/62 "2000-05-10T16:32:38Z")
[tongue in cheek]I don’t see why you guys don’t think Cecil would break a board rule; he’s already posted a flame outside of the Pit. And did you notice that his post count is in the double digits, and he registered just a month after Ed? What more proof of sockpuppetry do you need? As for Cecil welcoming aha to the board; “yo” isn’t exactly the same as a welcome, now is it? [/tongue out of cheek] ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/63 "2000-05-10T18:57:30Z")
Hi Cecil!! My friend’s Erica and Julia both turned 14 today, can you with them a happy birthday today? That would really rock! I know you have a busy schedule and all, so if you can’t it’s ok, but please try! ---
**Author:** ![Kragen\_Sitaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/858c86/32.png) [@Kragen\_Sitaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kragen_Sitaker)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/64 "2000-05-10T20:58:02Z")
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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/65 "2000-05-10T22:24:05Z")
**WOW**!!! I was _ **personally** _, sincerely, thanked by the **‘Great One’** himself! And, he even said that I was part of an ‘impressive group’! Thank you, kind sir. \ 😉 Oh, be still my heart, and let not this chance slip away ere I have fully appreciated all of it’s flavor and glory; that I may at some distant future time, whilst bereft of joy, however temporarily, gaze back upon this glad day and a smile once again grace my humble visage. Congrats aha!! I just _knew_ you would do it! 😃 Happy belated birthday Jezebel! 🙂 Way to go, Coldy! You did get noticed! 🙂 Congrats to all of the others in our ‘impressive group’! 😃 I was out of town from May 6th to May 10th, so was unable to respond quicker. My apologies. Man, the only time I leave my 'puter in almost 3 months, and look what I missed!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/66 "2000-05-10T23:43:14Z")
I was one of only 16 people who replied? Small turnout. Oh well, hey, happy birthday, Jezebel! ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/67 "2000-05-11T00:10:26Z")
I figure since this thread made the 5/10/2000 threadspotting entry on the Straight Dope main page, it makes sense to include Cecil’s [third](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23611) 5/6/2000 MPSIMS message he included in a thread titled “Any Takers on wheter aha will get Cecil to welcome him?” where he welcomed the majority of the people who are fortunate enough to claim to have been personally welcomed to this board by Cecil Adams (yours truly included). Cecil Adams said: > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > I personally think aha has just as good of a chance of getting welcomed by Cecil as I do. > > Hi, Amy. Welcome to the Straight Dope. Let’s see, who else is here … Shayna! Grace! So nice to have you. Yes, I am busy, but I thought I’d take a quick break. Veb, Odie, pepper! Don’t be shy, glad you could make it! I see squirrel, B\_Line, june, dave and David, Cristi, inky, ultress, tshirtz–that name rings a bell somehow–Nixon, apple … my, crowded here tonight, isn’t it? Oops, almost forgot Samurai, Iswote … did I miss anybody? ::: peers into murk::: > > Nah. > > Jiminy, look at the time, I have to run! :::waves::: Goodbye! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/68 "2000-05-11T00:45:43Z")
Thanks to all who’ve jumped on here to wish me belated birthday greetings. I’m still in a state of shock, myself. And if I’d known that all I have to do is say something (“I want to nominate this thread for Threadspotting”) to make it happen, I’d have demanded the winning ticket to that big ass lottery. 😃 Ah, well. You live and you learn. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/69 "2000-05-11T00:55:41Z")
aha-- Don’t flatter yourself. Unca Cecil is actually eyeing you nervously; & keeping you humored & calm, whilst I sterilize the icepick for that long-overdue prefrontal you’ve been asking for (& needing). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/70 "2000-05-11T01:17:18Z")
Aha said: > [@](#): > > Always stirring the pot eh David B? Moi? Never… ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/71 "2000-05-11T01:32:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > aha-- Don’t flatter yourself. Unca Cecil is actually eyeing you nervously; & keeping you humored & calm, whilst I sterilize the icepick for that long-overdue prefrontal you’ve been asking for (& needing). 🙂 > \*\* Curious that ol’ Cecil would come to mpsims out of the blue isn’t it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/72 "2001-11-28T19:40:48Z")
This thread just got mentioned here: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by UncleBeer **[sup] on [Can I see the Moderator Registration Agreement?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=100679&pagenumber=2)**[/sup]_ > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > BTW, handy, you have the dubious recognition of being the only person ever bawled out by Cecil. Congrats! > > Actually, Cecil called Coldfire an asshole, or something similar, a while back. Wait … here it is: > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23950](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23950) \*\* Well, **Jezebel** , wherever you are (you may be a “Guest”, but perhaps you had an email notice attached to this thread??) . . . _ **Happy 30½-th Birthday!** _ (:eek: Sorry I missed this thread the first time around.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971.md?page=3)