# Greetings to Jezebel, on her birthday

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**Created:** [May 9, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971 "2000-05-09T00:46:51Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings-to-jezebel-on-her-birthday/18971/1 "2000-05-09T00:46:51Z")

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Cheerful birthday greetings to Jezebel, who turns 29 today, and who was kind enough to respond to the psychic orgasm questionnaire circulated by my assistant Little Ed. Only I know which part was her contribution (you think I trust Ed to read these things?), and I’m not telling, so eat your hearts out, you drooling cretins.

Also, my sincere thanks to the other 15 women who submitted questionnaires. I hesitate to name them all here, and so won’t, but suspect they wouldn’t object. A very impressive group.

Oh, and just to end the suspense, here’s a big yo to Hoo-ha, or whatever his name is.

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