# Greetings... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings/220400 "2003-12-22T02:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings/220400/21 "2003-12-23T02:47:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Abdominal Snowman \* > \*\*Good morning to all. It appears there are some things I must clear up, so here goes: > > t-keela: I believe you have me confused with the Abominable Snowman, a distant cousin from the Himalayas. To find Abdominal Snowmen, you need only visit the nearest snowy country, and find a fridge. Preferably a large one. It is our preferred hunting ground. > > \*\* Man, I told ya I was having an off day. I read your name SEVERAL times. I even typed in abominable (correctly I might add) in my response to you. Too many hours & too little sleep, combined with too many X-mas cartoon commercials… I would use that embarrassed smiley guy, but someone said (in another thread) that it looked like a “blow-job smiley” and I’m pretty sure that’s not the message I want to send. ---
**Author:** ![Abdominal\_Snowman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Abdominal\_Snowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abdominal_Snowman)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings/220400/22 "2003-12-23T12:43:12Z")
Mistake noted. Unfortunately, you are now marked for life: I will not forget this insult! Although, in light of the fact that you opted not to use the blow-job smiley, I’m sure we can work something out. ---
**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings/220400/23 "2003-12-23T12:54:08Z")
…and salutations. Welcome aboard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greetings/220400.md?page=1)