# Grizz suck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grizz-suck/141256>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 8, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grizz-suck/141256 "2002-12-08T04:34:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grizz-suck/141256/1 "2002-12-08T04:34:47Z")

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You stupid ass, no defense pansyass stumble-over-your-own-shoes idiots. You had McNeese State 17-0 at halftime. And what do you do? You let them score 24 points in the second half while you fall over your own shoelaces like the retarded kindergarten kids smoking crack.

It’s spelled D-E-F-E-N-S-E. Fuck your shit about bragging about how many times you’ve been to the national championships - YOU SUCK.

The GODDAMM CATS BEAT YOU this year.  
What better clue could you get about HOW MUCH YOU SUCK!

When you start the shit next year about “Grizzly Spirt” let me be the first to say, “YOU SUCK! YOU CAN’T PLAY DEFENSE! YOU COULDN’T BEAT THE DALLAS COWBOYS! YOU LOST MUCO GAMES BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PLAY DEFENSE! WAKE THE FUCK UP, QUIT BRAGGING AND REALIZE - YOU LOST! YOU ARE LOSERS!”

And thanks a lot for ruining what could have been a good drunk by laying down and letting McNeese state fuck you up the ass like you were the new 98 pound bitch on death row.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grizz-suck/141256/2 "2002-12-08T04:41:06Z")

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[Dark Helmet]Where? What? WHOOOOOO?!?![/Dark Helmet]

By the way, most death row inmates are in solitary. But it’s the thought that counts. 😃

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**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grizz-suck/141256/3 "2002-12-08T05:32:40Z")

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as an MSU alumnus, HAHA!😃 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grizz-suck/141256/4 "2002-12-08T22:29:07Z")

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Yeah well, ATARAXY, we did better than you guys did, dinnit we? And congratulations on winning the Griz-Cat game – seems only sporting to let the Cats win every 18 years or so. 😃

And IMO the only thing that sucked worse than the Griz defensive line was the Griz offensive line, which just laid down in the second half and let the Cowboys kick the shit out of the QB.

The only upside to the whole thing for me is that given how I eat my heart out so much watching them play, at least I won’t have to go through this anymore until next season.

Merry Christmas, boys.