# Gross Blender Drinks **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 11, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083 "2008-09-11T11:07:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bi-Polar_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/1 "2008-09-11T11:07:19Z")
Here’s an interesting little game for long car rides, just sitting around the house or otherwise. It’s simple enough that even kids can play, but complex enough that adults can have fun also. To wit: Each player must pick 3 edible food items of any kind (no fair choosing motor oil or such like that). Items must be single foods–you can’t pick something like a TV dinner that has multiple foods in it. Imagine that you have placed said items into a blender set on high, and mixed them together Imagine what the result would look like–we’re going for color, consistency and just general “Oh my God that’s sick!” I’ll Start: Pink lemonade, lima beans and grape jelly ``` or perhaps ``` Tuna Fish (in oil), mustard, and lime jello Simple as that. So who can find the sickest blender drink possible? Let the games begin!!! (Aside to Mods–This seemed to be the most logical place for this, but if not, please grasp it firmly but gently (yeah, I know what that sounds like) by the collar and walk it to it’s proper place). ---
**Author:** ![Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bi-Polar_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/2 "2008-09-11T12:34:39Z")
> [@Bi-Polar\_Guy](#): > > Here’s an interesting little game for long car rides, just sitting around the house or otherwise. It’s simple enough that even kids can play, but complex enough that adults can have fun also. To wit: > > Each player must pick 3 edible food items of any kind (no fair choosing motor oil or such like that). Items must be single foods–you can’t pick something like a TV dinner that has multiple foods in it. > > Imagine that you have placed said items into a blender set on high, and mixed them together > > Imagine what the result would look like–we’re going for color, consistency and just general “Oh my God that’s sick!” > > I’ll Start: > > Pink lemonade, lima beans and grape jelly > > ``` > or perhaps > > ``` > > Tuna Fish (in oil), mustard, and lime jello > > Simple as that. So who can find the sickest blender drink possible? Let the games begin!!! > > (Aside to Mods–This seemed to be the most logical place for this, but if not, please grasp it firmly but gently (yeah, I know what that sounds like) by the collar and walk it to it’s proper place). Whoops, my bad. Beverages are also acceptable as one of your 3 items, as long as they are safe to drink–no transmission fluid or pine-sol or like that. Should have specified this in OP. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/3 "2008-09-11T12:36:23Z")
OJ, cream cheese and dill pickle. Should even look like sick if you blitz it just right. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/4 "2008-09-11T13:47:00Z")
Cod oil, meatloaf, and strained pees. Pepto bismol (sp?), French fries, and okra. ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/5 "2008-09-11T13:52:34Z")
Uncooked okra, blended well, and then pulse the blender just a bit as you toss in handsful of century eggs, and then pulse in a huge lump of casu marzu. The okra gives you a thick, gelatious goo, the century eggs add rubbery lumps of brown egg white and sulfurous chunks of green yolk, and pulsing in a big hunk of casu marzu nets the stink of rotting cheese as well as lots of whole and partial cheese-fly maggots. Want a straw for the shake? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/6 "2008-09-11T13:55:43Z")
Circus peanuts, lobster, feta cheese. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/7 "2008-09-11T14:18:40Z")
Rice, sardines and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/8 "2008-09-11T15:52:40Z")
Some friends of mine actually made and drank a Spam daiquiri. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/9 "2008-09-11T19:59:47Z")
Edible, huh? No “meant for _human_ consumption” qualifier? Okay then: Maraschino cherries, yellow mustard, and Alpo. Oh, I have to stick to human food? Well, fine. Banana Nesquik, popcorn, and salmon. Garlic, cinnamon oatmeal, and Chicken McNuggets. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/10 "2008-09-11T20:10:09Z")
Raw peanuts, watermelon flavored Hubba Bubba, and black olives. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/11 "2008-09-11T21:48:38Z")
Cottage cheese, vegemite, sambuca ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/12 "2008-09-11T21:52:18Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Circus peanuts, lobster, feta cheese. MMMM!!! You lose. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/13 "2008-09-11T21:52:24Z")
Sardines, candy corn, curry powder. ---
**Author:** ![Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bi-Polar_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/14 "2008-09-11T22:01:02Z")
Wow! I was expecting some great responses, but some of this stuff would knock a buzzard off a s\*\*t wagon. Is there no end to the talents of Dopers? You folks are my kind of people!! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/15 "2008-09-11T22:36:59Z")
Lutefisk, Haggis, and Rhubarb ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/16 "2008-09-11T22:40:19Z")
Onions, Oreos, and Grape Jelly Sauerkraut, Strawberries, and Pickled Herring ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/17 "2008-09-12T00:37:06Z")
Boiled cabbage, tripe, licorice snaps. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/18 "2008-09-13T03:55:23Z")
Salmon, cilantro, and kombucha juice (fermented tea and juice) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/19 "2008-09-13T07:16:46Z")
Lime juice, horseradish, and habanero peppers. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/20 "2008-09-13T12:00:06Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > Lime juice, horseradish, and habanero peppers. Actually that doesn’t sound half bad as a marinade… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083.md?page=2)