# Gross Blender Drinks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 11, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083 "2008-09-11T11:07:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/21 "2008-09-14T05:44:28Z")

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My theory is that for an optimally repulsive blend, you need to follow this pattern:

1. Something sweet, especially if it’s overwhelmingly sweet;
2. Something pungent, or just very _wrong_ in texture, preferably both;
3. Meat.

So, you could go with:

1. Twizzlers
2. Blue cheese salad dressing, and
3. Catfish

for example. Or maybe,

1. Count Chocula cereal
2. Natto, and
3. A turkey neck.

Better yet,

1. Frozen pink lemonade concentrate
2. Nutmeg, and
3. Fried clams

The possibilities are endless.

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**Author:** ![cardsfan1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cardsfan1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardsfan1975)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/22 "2008-09-14T19:48:01Z")

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1. casu marzu, hakarl, and lutefisk

cf’75

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/23 "2008-09-14T19:54:08Z")

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Mountain Dew, butter, and chunks of ham. For optimal sickness, blend the Mountain Dew and butter, add the ham, and stir.

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**Author:** ![AT\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@AT\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AT_Love)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/24 "2008-09-14T20:04:00Z")

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My god some of these are so funny.

Corn syrup  
Unflavored gelatin  
califlower stems

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**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-blender-drinks/463083/25 "2008-09-15T01:18:40Z")

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> [@cardsfan1975](#):
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> 1. casu marzu, hakarl, and lutefisk

You know, that smoothie wouldn’t be one iota more gross than the ingredients that made it.

My contribution -  
Pork sausage  
Peanut Butter  
Applesauce

For people on a liquid diet -  
Whole milk  
Canola Oil  
Lemon Juice

(ETA: I hope this doesn’t doublepost.)

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