# Gross body functions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-body-functions/91304>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 3, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-body-functions/91304 "2001-11-03T13:24:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-body-functions/91304/1 "2001-11-03T13:24:05Z")

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There’s a lot of satisfaction to gross body functions, when they go especially well.

Who here cannot look back fondly upon that time you:

- picked your nose?
- popped a zit?
- freed an ingrown hair?
- dislodged some phlegm?
- did a number one?
- did a number two?

Do any of these compare with a satisfying wank?