Gross ear stories (TMI, of course)

Definitely.

Yes, although I might try alcohol next time.

Very much so.

I had a perforated abcess of the ear drum when I was a child. Not a good experience, it hurt like hell and when the abcess finally burst there was blood and puss all over the pillow.

A course of antibiotics cleared it up and my hearing doesn’t seem to have been affected. I am prone to waxy buildup in that ear though and latelty seem to be suffering from glue ear.