# Gross! it's family fEWWWWd! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 4, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059 "2008-03-04T18:17:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/1 "2008-03-04T18:17:41Z")
First and most important. POST YOUR ANSWERS BEFORE READING ANYBODY ELSE’S Second, POST YOUR ANSWERS BEFORE READING ANYBODY ELSE’S Third, pass for an answer will not count. Fourth, Entries will accepted until noon EDT Wednesday, 5 March. You will receive two points for every other answer that matches one of yours, including your own. But if you are a singleton, you score no points Fifth, Most of the questions are gross. You’ve been warned. There is 1 question that asks for a dollar value. I have a set of ranges, arbitrarily decided. Each answer will be scored as if it were the same answer as the rest of the numbers in the range, so 20 is considered the same as 25. 1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar? 2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat? 3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick? 4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals? 5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be? 6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc) 7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum? 8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)? 9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)? 10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/2 "2008-03-04T18:33:29Z")
1. Mustard 2. Ant 3. Butt 4. Squirrel 5. (angelina jolie’s) vaginal fluid 6. the picture of the girl from exorcist that flashes up on screen 7. Rick Santorm? Pass 8. Pass 9. Pass 10. all of it. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/3 "2008-03-04T18:38:44Z")
1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar? Salt. 1. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat? Ant. 1. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick? Calf. 1. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals? Rabbit. 1. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be? Spit. 1. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc) Goatse. 1. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum? Blood. 1. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)? 2. 3. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)? 4. 5. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9? 100 bucks. ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/4 "2008-03-04T18:39:06Z")
1. Ketchup 2. Cricket 3. Underside of my foot 4. Possum? 5. Blood 6. goatse 7. Cup of semen 8. 1 9. 7 10. $100 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/5 "2008-03-04T18:40:20Z")
Morbid today. 1. Mustard 2. Ladybug 3. Ass 4. Rabbit 5. Blood 6. Goatse 7. Cup of semen 8. Number seven 9. Number six 10. Few hundred? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/6 "2008-03-04T18:55:13Z")
1. Ketchup 2. Ant 3. Butt 4. Squirrel 5. Saliva 6. goatse 7. Santorum 8. 1 9. 7 10. $100 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/7 "2008-03-04T18:56:45Z")
And thus we discover the limits of **twicks** ’s love of the Feud. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/8 "2008-03-04T19:00:06Z")
1. ketchup 2. grasshopper 3. inside upper thigh 4. rabbit 5. blood 6. goatse 7. cup ‘o’ semen (not pan-fried, thanks) 8. 1 9. 7 10. $200 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/9 "2008-03-04T19:21:29Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] And thus we discover the limits of **twicks** ’s love of the Feud. 😉 [/QUOTE] You big baby. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/10 "2008-03-04T19:30:01Z")
1. Mayo 2. Ant 3. butt cheek 4. possum 5. tears 6. lonelygirl15 7. the cup 8. #2 9. #3 10. $100 ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/11 "2008-03-04T19:33:53Z")
1. Salt 2. Ants 3. Bottom of my heel 4. Elk 5. Tears 6. Lemon party 7. Christ, that is gross. Um… blood. 8. 1 9. 7 10. 200 ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/12 "2008-03-04T19:34:28Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] First and most important. POST YOUR ANSWERS BEFORE READING ANYBODY ELSE’S d in #9? [/QUOTE] 1.Mustard 2.Grasshopper 3.Sole of foot 4.Opossum 5.Blood 6.tubgirl 7.Blood 8.7 9.8 10.Nothing ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/13 "2008-03-04T19:34:44Z")
1. bacon salt. (duh?) 2. ant. chocolate covered, pref. 3. earlobe. 4. raccoon? 5. tears. 6. goatse 7. I don’t care what you said the rules are, I’m passing on this one. 8. 1. 9. 1. 10. Couple hundred bucks. I’m cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/14 "2008-03-04T20:29:56Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] 1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar? 2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat? 3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick? 4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals? 5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be? 6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc) 7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum? 8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)? 9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)? 10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9? [/QUOTE] 11. barbecue sauce 12. ants 13. my buttocks 14. squirrels 15. saliva 16. lemon party, since I haven’t seen it before 17. blood (er… what’s santorum, other than a senator?) 18. #1 19. #7. 20. $1 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/15 "2008-03-04T20:48:27Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] And thus we discover the limits of **twicks** ’s love of the Feud. [/QUOTE] Word. The “swimming in bodily fluid” question made me gag. So gross. Also, [santorum](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum). ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/16 "2008-03-04T20:51:09Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] 1. blood (er… what’s santorum, other than a senator?) [/QUOTE] spoiled for the faint of heart a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, as coined by Dan Savage to get back at the senator for anti gay statements. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/17 "2008-03-04T20:57:16Z")
1. Soy sauce 2. Cricket 3. Butt 4. Possum 5. Ewww!!! Tears. 6. Tubgirl sounds the least bad. (I hardly know what those are, I’ve avoided them.) 7. A quart of blood. \ 8. 1 9. 7 10. $200. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/18 "2008-03-04T21:15:15Z")
1. Barbeque sauce 2. Ants 3. Ass - hidden! 4. Possum 5. Tears 6. Goatse 7. Blood 8. 1 9. 3 10. $500 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/19 "2008-03-04T21:20:47Z")
1. Ketchup 2. (Chocolate-covered) ant 3. Buttock 4. Squirrel 5. Semen 6. 2girls1cup 7. a quart of blood 8. 2 9. 3 10. $100 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059/20 "2008-03-04T21:30:13Z")
1. Mustard 2. Ants 3. My Ass 4. Squirrel 5. Urine (it’s sterile after all) 6. Goatse (am I the only one that’s never actually seen any of this shit?) 7. No 8. 1 9. 3 10. $10,000 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gross-its-family-fewwwwd/440059.md?page=2)