My mom went through a health food phase for a few years. “Eat this; it’s just like chocolate.” (Note: Carob is NOT just like chocolate.)
We had oatmeal a lot. But we couldn’t sweeten it. My sister and I: “Oh no! Not gruel again.”
The only cold cereal we could eat was Cheerios, sans sugar. To top it off, we had to add 2 tablespoons of bran flakes. Come to think of it, I think we had to add the bran flakes to every breakfast (including the oatmeal, and pancakes, no syrup). There’s nothing to take the excitement off of pancakes than heaps of dry bran added to the batter.
Then, there were the tofu wars. I always considered tofu “pretend food.” Just looking at it on my plate (yes, by itself in a blobby chunk; I don’t think my mom ever thought to try to mix it into a recipe or anything) was enough to make me cry.
My mom knew I hated liver, so one day she made these “pigs in a blanket” type things. Tries to hide the liver inside a yummy looking wrap. What, she thought I wouldn’t notice and eat the whole plate? One bite sent me running to the bathroom.
The worst food of all for me, however, is raw (or stewed) tomatoes. No way, no how, no where. I like things like spaghetti sauce and salsa as long as they are pureed and spiced up. NO CHUNKS. One time, my dad tried to convince me that my aversion to tomatoes was that I had only tried one from a store and that one of his “fresh garden tomatoes” would be a different story. Reluctantly, I tried a cold fresh chunk. MY DAD LIED. It stayed down all of about 5 seconds.
The ironic thing is that now I LIKE oatmeal and unsweetened cereal. I rarely even put syrup on pancakes (I do forego the heaps of bran flakes, however.). My mom, however, has since given into her sweet tooth and eats like a normal person again.
Having married a Korean woman, I eat a lot of tofu these days, and I really like it. (Please don’t tell my mom, as I still like to have this memory as leverage for when I want to give her a hard time about forcing us to eat her experiments :))
Still adamant about the tomatoes, though.