# Grow up, Colibri

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 23, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429 "2011-04-23T03:05:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/21 "2011-04-23T14:42:17Z")

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> [@NineToTheSky](#):
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> I have nothing but admiration for **Colibri** , but in this case I took **Kimmy\_Gibbler** ’s comment as being a light hearted riposte, and Colibri’s as being rather grumpy. Just my opinion. YM obviously does V.

IMO, both of those are snark. And **Kimmy** ’s second comment wasn’t not grumpy. **Colibri** just pulled off doing both in one.

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### Author: ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/22 "2011-04-23T15:01:48Z")

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Can this thread title be changed to “Why do women PMS more?”

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### Author: ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/23 "2011-04-23T15:02:23Z")

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Why are ATMB threads Gimpier than those in the other forums?

Butthurt indeed.

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### Author: ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/24 "2011-04-23T15:12:03Z")

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**Kimmy** …think horse before zebra, and zebra before unicorn. I don’t see the unicorn you’re pointing to here.

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### Author: ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/25 "2011-04-23T15:44:05Z")

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This is not really about Colibri as a moderator but rather as a poster and as such is not appropriate for About This Message Board.

So I am moving this discussion to the Pit.

I would remind everyone about how the rules in one forum area do not necessarily apply in a different one. As in this case.

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### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/26 "2011-04-23T16:08:26Z")

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**KG** : Your molehill isn’t a mountain. It really isn’t.

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/27 "2011-04-23T16:16:25Z")

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> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#):
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> You’re grasping at straws and you know it. Just admit that **Colibri** is a bad moderator already.

There’s no evidence in the thread that he _is_ a bad moderator. He never posted in that thread in that capacity.

Reading the thread, I _did_ get a sense that the two of you should just get a room…

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/28 "2011-04-23T16:18:16Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Just for the record, I made the posts in question as a poster, and not as a moderator. I took no action as a moderator against **Kimmy** ; I merely commented on his posts, as he had commented on other posts. So the comments about me being a “bad moderator” are kind of irrelevant to this case.

Oops, ninja’d by the guest of honor.

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### Author: ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/29 "2011-04-23T16:40:07Z")

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> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#):
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> now you’ve sanctified your life to nipping at my ankles whenever you can. … you are a bad moderator who can’t refrain from personalizing the administration of the board.

Sounds like someone’s come down with a full-blown case of confirmation bias!

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### Author: ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/30 "2011-04-23T16:59:18Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Sounds like someone’s come down with a full-blown case of confirmation bias!

For it to be confirmation bias **Colibri** would have to have actually committed the stipulated offense in this instance. I’m going with paranoid delusions, myself.

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### Author: ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/31 "2011-04-23T17:45:52Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Just for the record, I made the posts in question as a poster, and not as a moderator. I took no action as a moderator against **Kimmy** ; I merely commented on his posts, as he had commented on other posts. So the comments about me being a “bad moderator” are kind of irrelevant to this case.

I think his point about you being a bad moderator was that you should have moved the thread out of GQ, and the only reason you did not was that, consumed with hate for **Kimmy\_Gibbler** , you were unable to do see through your rage to take this clearly correct action.

I don’t agree with that, but at least it’s a belief that supports his claim about your talents as a mod.

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### Author: ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/32 "2011-04-23T18:01:29Z")

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Well, **Colibri** has responded ‘snarkily’ ~3 times (out of 2000+ posts) to a poster who, IMNSHO, has delusions of grandeur. _Obviously_, **Colibri** is following **Kimmy\_Gibbler** around, just looking to snark at every opportunity. But as shown clearly in this tread, **Kimmy\_Gibbler** ’s post are so good as to be beyond any reproach, either from moderator or ordinary poster.

Well, maybe **Kimmy\_Gibbler** does not suffer from delusions. After all, I’ve more posts and I don’t think **Colibri** has ever replied to me _at all_, let alone snarkily. Now I’m feeling lonely and ignored.

Thanks, **Colibri**. I’ll go crawl back under my rock now.

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### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/33 "2011-04-23T18:09:32Z")

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> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#):
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> consumed with hate for **Kimmy\_Gibbler** ,

I’m honestly not sure why he thinks I’m out to get him. I’ve never given him an official warning (although other moderators have), and in a quick search I haven’t located a case where I’ve even given him a specific moderator note. (It’s possible I have and but I haven’t found it.) I believe on occasion I’ve been critical of some of his snarkier posts; but on the other hand I’ve commented positively on some of his legal answers. So if I have a vendetta against him I don’t seem to be very good at it. 😉

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### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/34 "2011-04-23T18:16:20Z")

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Kimmy is a guy?

As for moving the thread… it was a legit GQ thread that should have a factual answer. The OP was a little crass, but the question was fine for GQ.

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### Author: ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/35 "2011-04-23T18:29:16Z")

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When I read the first part of **Colibir’s** response, I thought “dr visits mean nothing”, then I read the 2nd part of his post and it was clearly stated that there is no difference.

**Kimmy** , when you responded, you responded to only the first part, it seemed like you didn’t read the 2nd part, which was really supporting the same point you were making.

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### Author: ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/36 "2011-04-23T18:29:56Z")

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I believe that kimmy does indeed possess a penis.

(Then again, if he doesn’t have a vagina, I don’t know where he’s keeping all that sand.)

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/37 "2011-04-23T18:45:41Z")

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**KG** , you may know it all, but nobody likes a know-it-all.

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### Author: ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/38 "2011-04-23T18:55:22Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Can this thread title be changed to “Why do women PMS more?”

Who do you suppose the woman in this thread is? It isn’t me, if that’s what you thought. (Although if you want to think that, that’s fine by me.)

But thanks for so speedily letting us know how much weight we ought to give your opinion.

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### Author: ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/39 "2011-04-23T19:13:28Z")

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Looking at the thread in question, I don’t see anything worth Pitting _anyone_ over. Panties are indeed being bunched.

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### Author: ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grow-up-colibri/579429/40 "2011-04-23T19:26:15Z")

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You’d be pissed too if everyone thought you were a girl.

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