# Gruesome Church Advertisements **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 2, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gruesome-church-advertisements/237933 "2004-04-02T18:45:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gruesome-church-advertisements/237933/41 "2004-04-04T12:22:50Z")
I don’t see why we couldn’t merge this with the uncompleted Buckaroo Banzai seuqel and do “Passion 2 : Jesus vs the World Crime League.” Seems like a perfect fit to me. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gruesome-church-advertisements/237933/42 "2004-04-04T22:54:33Z")
**Eutychus** Only if Jeff Goldblum both reprises the role of New Jersey and plays Jesus. And there would be a great comedy bit where Perfect Tommy is forced to admit that being only a man, he is not actually perfect. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gruesome-church-advertisements/237933/43 "2004-04-04T23:47:26Z")
The Passion is based on the Bible and another work, called the Passion which is based on midevil stuff. Someone special ordered this from Border’s when I worked there, a new edition came out with the release of the movie. So there is a book to read before the movie that isn’t the Bible. Just saying. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gruesome-church-advertisements/237933.md?page=2)