# GTA4 Funnies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gta4-funnies/448516>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 8, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gta4-funnies/448516 "2008-05-08T02:29:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gta4-funnies/448516/1 "2008-05-08T02:29:08Z")

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One particular NPC I encountered had a day that went from bad to worse. He was stopped in traffic and I stole his car. Sometimes I’ll pull onto the sidewalk and stay still for a few minutes to see what the victim will do.

This time, he watched me for a few seconds and then started running to the opposite side of the street into oncoming traffic. He was knocked to the ground by a taxi. As soon as he got to his feet, the taxi started moving again so he jumped backwards into the other lane and was knocked down by a police car. He got up again and started limping slowly away. The police car pulled up onto the sidewalk to drive around him and hit a light post that fell right onto Mr Worst Day Ever.

Poor guy.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gta4-funnies/448516/2 "2008-05-08T03:10:43Z")

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I found out I could create a car bomb by selecting a grenade while driving and holding the LB down until it explodes.

I managed to recreate the scene from Planet Terror where the helicopter blades grind up the zombies.

A good way to get rid of an annoying date is to ride around with her smashing your car into stuff until it catches fire. Then just drive full speed at a traffic jam and jump out.

Stealing a police armored SWAT truck and going on a rampage is always funny.  
Conan also had some pretty funny ones:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kgo0VXGixk)