# GTFO Iceland!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 15, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215 "2010-04-15T14:43:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Baboonanza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baboonanza)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/1 "2010-04-15T14:43:04Z")
Dear Iceland,
What the fuck is wrong with you? When you set up a massive unregulated banking industry to get rich quick we were like ‘ah those poor little guys, all they have are fish. It’s nice they’ve finally got something else going for them’. Then when it goes tits-up you won’t even give us the time of day!
We finally thought we’d come to a gentleman’s agreement about the money, but then you turn around with your ‘democracy’ and ‘referendum’ and back out. That’s totally undignified man.
And now this goddamn volcano! It’s like you’re taking a giant drunken piss all over Northern Europe. We said ‘send CASH’ you cheap cod-buggering Icetards! If our planes weren’t grounded I’d come over there myself and give you the cock-punch you so rightly deserve.
So GTFO,
HRH Elizabeth II
Queen of the United Kindom
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/2 "2010-04-15T14:47:13Z")
ps. Our climate is shitty enough without you sending a fucking humongous cloud of dust in our direction. If I have to bring the washing in, the Cod War will be like an invite for tea and scones compared to what will happen this time.
My Royal Majesty
Betty.
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### Author:  [@tagos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tagos)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/3 "2010-04-15T14:47:18Z")
Someone should tell Her Maj that Phil The Greek has hacked her SD account again. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/4 "2010-04-15T14:49:28Z")
[Video of Icelandic Ash clouds](http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm)
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/5 "2010-04-15T14:57:33Z")
> [@Squink](#):
>
> [Video of Icelandic Ash clouds](http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm)
😃
Makes a nice change from the usual, eh?
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/6 "2010-04-15T15:03:50Z")
pps. Philip wants to know if Bjork got her invite to come and look at his volcanic rock, or something like that.
ppps. Must dash, the corgis are yapping at the postman again.
Queenie.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/7 "2010-04-15T16:27:29Z")
[Quote=Iceland]
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/8 "2010-04-15T19:42:10Z")
> [@Squink](#):
>
> [Video of Icelandic Ash clouds](http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm)
Viking Kittenrolled!
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### Author:  [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/9 "2010-04-16T00:50:16Z")
I offered my volcano weapon technology to several nations, but only Iceland was willing to meet my price. Sure, the cost completely fucked their economy, but now they are unstoppable.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/10 "2010-04-16T02:24:50Z")
I told you geothermal power was dangerous!
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### Author:  [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/11 "2010-04-16T03:27:32Z")
> [@Squink](#):
>
> [Video of Icelandic Ash clouds](http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm)
Why are the kittens Vikings?
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/12 "2010-04-16T03:30:32Z")
Why aren’t all kittens Vikings?
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### Author:  [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/13 "2010-04-16T03:46:46Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
>
> ps. Our climate is shitty enough without you sending a fucking humongous cloud of dust in our direction. If I have to bring the washing in, the Cod War will be like an invite for tea and scones compared to what will happen this time.
>
> My Royal Majesty
>
> Betty.
I thought you went by “Brenda”?
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/14 "2010-04-16T04:01:38Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
>
> ps. Our climate is shitty enough without you sending a fucking humongous cloud of dust in our direction. If I have to bring the washing in, the Cod War will be like an invite for tea and scones compared to what will happen this time.
>
> My Royal Majesty
>
> Betty.
I’m trying to figure out how one fights a Cod War. Do you slap each other with fish?
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/15 "2010-04-16T04:12:27Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
>
> Why aren’t all kittens Vikings?
They are – they’re just very adapt at hiding it. That way, no one expects the Viking Inkitsiti-[scene of unimaginable violence ending with **Hal** being tossing in a volcano].
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### Author:  [@Squooshed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squooshed)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/16 "2010-04-16T06:21:47Z")
London Hostage Crisis Day 2: I have been captured by a nefarious terrorist known only as Eyjafjallajökull. He shows no sign of letting up. The authorities are helpless in the face of his threats. Critical supplies, such as clean clothing, are running low. I have made multiple escape plans, but the terrorist is foiling all of them. My wife is taking up drinking in my absence. Things appear bleak.
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### Author:  [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/17 "2010-04-16T08:04:08Z")
> [@JohnT](#):
>
> I’m trying to figure out how one fights a Cod War. Do you slap each other with fish?
It’s not a typo: [Cod Wars - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars)
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### Author:  [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/18 "2010-04-16T08:14:12Z")
> [@Baboonanza](#):
>
> Dear Iceland,
>
> What the fuck is wrong with you? When you set up a massive unregulated banking industry to get rich quick we were like ‘ah those poor little guys, all they have are fish. It’s nice they’ve finally got something else going for them’. Then when it goes tits-up you won’t even give us the time of day!
>
> We finally thought we’d come to a gentleman’s agreement about the money, but then you turn around with your ‘democracy’ and ‘referendum’ and back out. That’s totally undignified man.
>
> And now this goddamn volcano! It’s like you’re taking a giant drunken piss all over Northern Europe. We said ‘send CASH’ you cheap cod-buggering Icetards! If our planes weren’t grounded I’d come over there myself and give you the cock-punch you so rightly deserve.
>
> So GTFO,
> HRH Elizabeth II
> Queen of the United Kindom
…are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/embed/34mHZgP9vkc?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque
😃
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### Author:  [@Baboonanza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baboonanza)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/19 "2010-04-16T08:28:17Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
>
> …are you this guy?
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc)
> 😃
Dear god no! I’d be suprised if he could spell his own name.
Gentleman, that is what we in the UK call a ‘pikey’. And a filthy one at that.
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### Author:  [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gtfo-iceland/536215/20 "2010-04-16T13:04:57Z")
Looks like Iceland farted in your general direction.
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