# Guacamole or hummus?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guacamole-or-hummus/835882>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 22, 2019, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guacamole-or-hummus/835882 "2019-06-22T11:57:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guacamole-or-hummus/835882/81 "2019-06-29T05:02:50Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Fuck hummus.  
> Marry guacamole.  
> Kill onion dip.

I would rethink that, as I recall an article on prisons in _Texas Monthly_ back in the day. It reported that prisoners claimed avocados were prized for having the closest feel to a vagina for sexual purposes. Really.

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