# Guardians of the Galaxy - 1st Trailer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 19, 2014, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687 "2014-02-19T05:05:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/61 "2014-02-20T04:57:27Z")

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> [@Sr\_Siete](#):
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> Let me see if I get this straight: these are not the Guardians of the Galaxy I remember from X-Men comics , but a new-ish comic grouping several fringe sci-fi characters from the Marvel Universe, mostly created during the 70’s.
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> Well, I do remember Rocket Racoon.

Maybe you’re thinking of the Defenders? That’s where I first learned about them. They were a band of renegades from a future timeline where an alien race called the Badoon had conquered and enslaved Earth’s solar system.

This latest version draws most from Thanos story lines and via Thanos you can pretty much tie-in any character in the Marvel universe(s). Silver Surfer? Check. Dr. Strange? Sure. Spider Man? Yup. Professor Xavier? Of course.

I think every time Marvel wants to reboot their universe they put Thanos at the center of it somehow. Thanos the Retconner!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/62 "2014-02-20T05:15:00Z")

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It must annoy his girlfriend pretty bad that he’s constantly breathing new life into flagging comic books.

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/63 "2014-02-20T07:37:40Z")

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> [@levdrakon](#):
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> Maybe you’re thinking of the Defenders? That’s where I first learned about them. They were a band of renegades from a future timeline where an alien race called the Badoon had conquered and enslaved Earth’s solar system.

> [@cmkeller](#):
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> Are you thinking of the Starjammers, perhaps? I don’t recall the GotG ever being involved with the X-Men. Or maybe you meant Avengers rather than X-Men? The GotG were sort of considered members of the Avengers during one particularly cosmic storyline.

You are right, I was mistaken. For some reason I thought the original GOTG were the [Imperial Guard](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard_(comics)) from the Shi’ar Empire. Therefore my knowledge of the original Guardians is zero.

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/64 "2014-02-20T08:56:20Z")

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> [@Lasciel](#):
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> I would just like to offer props for this spoiler-free relationship guide. This is bloody brilliant.

Why thank you sir.

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/65 "2014-02-20T09:02:07Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Also MiB starred Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones at the height of their popularity. I don’t think this analogy holds.

Well this exists in the same in-film universe as two of the five highest grossing films ever.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/66 "2014-02-20T13:09:22Z")

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This looks really good but it looks like they went out of their way to make fun of some of the sillier aspects before anyone else could. That suggests they don’t have confidence in the material.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/67 "2014-02-20T13:32:33Z")

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I think its more that they don’t have confidence in the public’s _carte blanche_ acceptance of tree-riding gun-toting talking raccoons.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/68 "2014-02-20T14:19:33Z")

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I’ll admit, prior to watching this, I was decidedly meh about the upcoming movie. Now I’m excited.

I’m also trepidatious, because I know my kids will obsess over the Gaurdians to the point where I no longer want anything to do with them (the Gaurdians, no my kids), like they did with Star Wars and The Avengers.

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**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/69 "2014-02-20T14:58:33Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> The talking dog was an occasional joke, not a main character. Also MiB starred Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones at the height of their popularity. I don’t think this analogy holds.

If you don’t like talking dogs in movies, you’d better hope that Cosmo, the talking, psychic, Russian cosmonaut dog doesn’t turn up in GOTG

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/70 "2014-02-20T15:48:28Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> Once again,
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> DC: We’re not actually sure how to make a movie about Wonder Woman.  
> Marvel: Here’s a talking raccoon with a machine gun.

Heh. Absolutely right. 😃

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/71 "2014-02-20T15:54:13Z")

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I’ve seen the trailer about a dozen times by now and I think this is going to be good. How can you not cheer for a gun toting raccoon? Unless it’s in your trashcans, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/72 "2014-02-20T16:35:45Z")

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When I viewed the trailer for the first time 25 hours ago, it had 1.8 million hits. Now up to over 6 million.

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/73 "2014-02-20T16:42:57Z")

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> [@Dr\_Doom](#):
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> When I viewed the trailer for the first time 25 hours ago, it had 1.8 million hits. Now up to over 6 million.

I think half of those were from me.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/74 "2014-02-20T16:48:31Z")

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Ha! I’ve watched it several times myself.

I am now even more excited for **Captain America: The Winter Soldier** due to seeing another lengthy (hopefully not overmuch) trailer for **GOTG**.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/75 "2014-02-20T17:09:39Z")

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Can **Great Lakes Avengers** be far behind?? I nominate Jewel Staite for the role of Squirrel Girl!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/76 "2014-02-20T17:16:18Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> Can **Great Lakes Avengers** be far behind?? I nominate Jewel Staite for the role of Squirrel Girl!

The phrase “I’ll be in my bunk” is tossed around so casually these days. And yet, I would like to excuse myself for a moment while I have some private time in my designated quarters.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/77 "2014-02-20T17:46:46Z")

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FWIT, my wife, who is decidedly NOT a comic book movie fan and didn’t really care for The Avengers - thought that this trailer was great and she’s excited to see it.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/78 "2014-02-20T17:56:40Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> The talking dog was an occasional joke, not a main character. Also MiB starred Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones at the height of their popularity. I don’t think this analogy holds.

Dude, he was so popular that in the second movie, he was a main character: he had become an agent and wore the suit, etc. Heck, he was even J’s partner until J got K back. My point is that the average 2014 movie-goer won’t be at all turned off by a murderous talking raccoon any more than they are turned of by any other anthropomorphic animal-as-comic-relief-/-plot foil that we’ve seen in the last 20 years.

> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> I mean I really hope I’m wrong. I love marvel studios, and admire their vast interconnected storyline. When I become emperor my first decree will be that all Marvel characters will be returned to Marvel studios. So nothing would make me happier than to see this movie turn a profit. But I’m skeptical.

I understand the skepticism. Frankly, at this point, I’m skeptical of any actual superhero movie. But stuff like this, a goofball comic book movie, is something that IMO Hollywood actually does much better than the big superhero movies. Now if only they’d get started on that _Cerebus_ movie…

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/79 "2014-02-20T18:01:14Z")

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I forgot to mention one thing about the trailer that I found a little jarring:

I don’t know who the actor is that plays the Starlord guy, and he seems to do a decent job, but every time he moved or opened his mouth, I just kept wondering why they didn’t just hire Seann William Scott for the role; it seems to be written for him.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-1st-trailer/681687/80 "2014-02-20T18:15:45Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I forgot to mention one thing about the trailer that I found a little jarring:
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> I don’t know who the actor is that plays the Starlord guy, and he seems to do a decent job, but every time he moved or opened his mouth, I just kept wondering why they didn’t just hire Seann William Scott for the role; it seems to be written for him.

I actually thought that Sean Spencer would also work for that role

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