# Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - seen it. (Open spoilers)

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**Created:** [April 28, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465 "2017-04-28T23:39:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/41 "2017-05-07T07:37:54Z")

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I did not like it. The villain wasn’t interesting, the storyline wasn’t interesting, the “daddy issues” scenes were boring, Nebula really had no interesting role in the story, and even the music was not as good as in the first movie.

The only thing holding this movie were the quirky characters and some funny one-liners. Otherwise, a terrible movie.

FYI, I’d give the first one a 7.5/10 and this one a 3/10.

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/42 "2017-05-07T10:05:49Z")

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> [@Polerius](#):
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> I did not like it. The villain wasn’t interesting, the storyline wasn’t interesting, the “daddy issues” scenes were boring, Nebula really had no interesting role in the story, and even the music was not as good as in the first movie.
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> The only thing holding this movie were the quirky characters and some funny one-liners. Otherwise, a terrible movie.
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> FYI, I’d give the first one a 7.5/10 and this one a 3/10.

As I mentioned upthread, I preferred this to the first one.

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**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/43 "2017-05-07T16:43:23Z")

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> [@TwoCarrotSnowman](#):
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> As I mentioned upthread, I preferred this to the first one.
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> Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk

Nice to know.

Sent from my laptop on Xfinity cable internet over WiFi using Firefox, typed on a keyboard sitting in my living room sipping coffee.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_John\_Marcej](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Richard\_John\_Marcej](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_John_Marcej)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/44 "2017-05-07T18:54:08Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> it just wasn’t as much fun as it seemed to think it was.

You just described _Deadpool_

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/45 "2017-05-07T20:05:43Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> Saw it with my kids tonight, we all enjoyed it. And I’m so proud of my 12 year old - when Ego showed up she said “Dad, isn’t that Jack Burton?”

🆒

What a touching moment. You must be so proud. Excuse me, this has me a little choked up. So awesome.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/46 "2017-05-07T20:08:54Z")

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We saw it yesterday. It was good but not nearly as good as the original. Not as fresh, I guess. Looking forward to more.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/47 "2017-05-07T20:12:23Z")

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I get that Ego aged his human avatar to make it less confusing for Peter, but if the tableaux are to benefit he took the same human form on every planet, even if the locals had purple skin or tentacles. Did anyone find that strange?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/48 "2017-05-07T20:16:41Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> I get that Ego aged his human avatar to make it less confusing for Peter, but if the tableaux are to benefit he took the same human form on every planet, even if the locals had purple skin or tentacles. Did anyone find that strange?

Yes.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/49 "2017-05-07T20:17:55Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> I get that Ego aged his human avatar to make it less confusing for Peter, but if the tableaux are to benefit he took the same human form on every planet, even if the locals had purple skin or tentacles. Did anyone find that strange?
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> Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Probably metaphorical, since the images wouldn’t have meant much to Quill (and to use the viewers) if it was a series of two identical creatures embracing.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/50 "2017-05-07T20:23:21Z")

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I’m surprised there hasn’t been any comments on how great the young Kurt Russell effect was, we’ve come pretty far in the seven years since Tron Legacy.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/51 "2017-05-07T21:22:10Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> I’m surprised there hasn’t been any comments on how great the young Kurt Russell effect was, we’ve come pretty far in the seven years since Tron Legacy.

Er, not really. Because his de-aging in GotGII was [mostly makeup](http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/marvel-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-kurt-russell); they didn’t have to do a lot of CGI, only touch-up stuff.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/52 "2017-05-07T21:28:35Z")

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Not _entirely_ makeup, though, given that Aaron Schwartz is credited as “Young Ego Facial Reference”.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/53 "2017-05-07T21:34:11Z")

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> [@Polerius](#):
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> I did not like it. The villain wasn’t interesting, the storyline wasn’t interesting, the “daddy issues” scenes were boring, Nebula really had no interesting role in the story, and even the music was not as good as in the first movie.

I kept thinking, “Man, your mother had really shitty taste in music”. Would it have killed them to include “Another Girl, Another Planet” by The Only Ones?

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/54 "2017-05-08T00:13:38Z")

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I keep seeing in reviews and comments online that people are assuming the scene with Sylvester Stallone at the end is actually setting up a movie. That can’t be true can it? I assumed they were just having fun with the cameos. Why would Marvel dilute the product with a second Guardians of the Galaxy team that seems worse? They wouldn’t.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/55 "2017-05-08T00:28:51Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> I keep seeing in reviews and comments online that people are assuming the scene with Sylvester Stallone at the end is actually setting up a movie. That can’t be true can it? I assumed they were just having fun with the cameos. Why would Marvel dilute the product with a second Guardians of the Galaxy team that seems worse? They wouldn’t.

Make it a crossover. The Expendable Guardians of the Galaxy.

😃

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/56 "2017-05-08T00:50:40Z")

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> [@Richard\_John\_Marcej](#):
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> You just described _Deadpool_

Deadpool was every bit of funny as it thought it was. I was laughing hysterically throughout the movie.

As for GotG, I saw it this morning with my 11 year old daughter in IMAX 3D. The 3D effects were better than I expected, but I don’t think I’ve seen one in IMAX before. The Ravager death scene was too much, but otherwise we both enjoyed it. I give a firm lead to the original but it was a good sophomore effort.

I did enjoy the Howard the Duck cameos, but I loved the 1986 movie, specifically Lea Thompson in her underwear.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/57 "2017-05-08T02:06:38Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> I keep seeing in reviews and comments online that people are assuming the scene with Sylvester Stallone at the end is actually setting up a movie. That can’t be true can it? I assumed they were just having fun with the cameos. Why would Marvel dilute the product with a second Guardians of the Galaxy team that seems worse? They wouldn’t.

Unless the “shit” they’re going to steal are some Infinity stones and it ties into the upcoming all-in movies.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/58 "2017-05-08T02:33:07Z")

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Ego is one of the better MCU villains so far, I think. Good character and performance and coherent motives.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/59 "2017-05-08T04:07:51Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> I keep seeing in reviews and comments online that people are assuming the scene with Sylvester Stallone at the end is actually setting up a movie. That can’t be true can it? I assumed they were just having fun with the cameos. Why would Marvel dilute the product with a second Guardians of the Galaxy team that seems worse? They wouldn’t.

Gunn (and Feige, presumably) is [planning for the future](http://www.slashfilm.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-3-future-of-marvel/), beyond GotG3 and the Infinity War movies.

It seems likely that the Guardians will anchor a series of “cosmic” movies, just like the Avengers anchor a series of Earthbound movies. And with the star power of Stallone, Yeoh, Rhames, and even Rosenbaum, I think it’s very unlikely they were planning for that to just be fun cameos as an easter egg.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-seen-it-open-spoilers/785465/60 "2017-05-08T04:29:58Z")

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I saw it this morning and enjoyed it immensely, but there was a line during Yondu’s funeral that I didn’t quite catch, an exchange between Stallone’s character and his second about “he \<something something\> understand”. Did anyone catch that?

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