# Gucci Mane gets a tattoo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568 "2011-01-14T04:25:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/1 "2011-01-14T04:25:38Z")

</div>

Okay, I know the issue of whether tattoos are good or bad has been debated here before.

But rapper Gucci Mane got a new [tattoo](http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gucci_mane_tattoo_1.jpg) this week and I think we can all agree this was not a good idea.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/2 "2011-01-14T04:28:26Z")

</div>

Here’s to hoping ‘Angry Red Zit’ never becomes one of the Baskin Robbins 32.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/3 "2011-01-14T04:29:11Z")

</div>

Nothing says “sanity” like “facial tattoo”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/4 "2011-01-14T04:29:14Z")

</div>

That’s gonna strike fear in the hood. :rolleyes:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/5 "2011-01-14T04:37:35Z")

</div>

And he had such a pretty face…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/6 "2011-01-14T04:46:16Z")

</div>

That’s just so stupid!

😛 😛 😛

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/7 "2011-01-14T06:06:38Z")

</div>

Hahahahahahahahaha!

“I have street cred now! Don’t you see my facial tattoo?”

That one will serve him well in prison/on the street corner!

(BTW, I’m old: Am I supposed to have heard of this guy?)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/8 "2011-01-14T06:31:52Z")

</div>

That’s not, strictly speaking, a tattoo, it’s scarification. Nonetheless, that is beyond tacky.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/9 "2011-01-14T06:42:13Z")

</div>

> [@MoodIndigo1](#):
>
> That’s not, strictly speaking, a tattoo, it’s scarification. Nonetheless, that is beyond tacky.

Looks like every new tattoo I’ve seen - the skin swells up for a few days after it’s done.

Re: the tattoo itself - I reserve the word “retarded” for only those actions that show clear evidence of either permanent or temporary impairment of one’s mental faculties. Having said that. . .

Dude, that’s retarded.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/10 "2011-01-14T07:35:04Z")

</div>

> [@MoodIndigo1](#):
>
> That’s not, strictly speaking, a tattoo, it’s scarification. Nonetheless, that is beyond tacky.

No it’s not. Scarification isn’t white, blue, and black. It’s just a tattoo.

An idiotic tattoo, but clearly he’s not the most intelligent man around.

(Is he supposed to be someone famous?)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/11 "2011-01-14T07:48:49Z")

</div>

My roommate just saw that over my shoulder and busted out laughing. He looks ridiculous and now I have “Ice Cream Paint Job” stuck in my head.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/12 "2011-01-14T08:55:28Z")

</div>

> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
>
> (Is he supposed to be someone famous?)

He’s a rapper that I wouldn’t really expect someone to have heard of if they don’t listen to that type of music. I’ve heard him featured in other people’s songs, but I didn’t know what he looked like. Boy was I missing out.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/13 "2011-01-14T12:36:06Z")

</div>

If Willy Wonka ever perfects tasteable tattoo ink, this guy is going to get all the chicks. Until then he has one of the dumbest tattoos ever. Thing is, this might not even be his worst tattoo. It looks like he has the EA Sports logo on his throat.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/14 "2011-01-14T13:11:05Z")

</div>

Oh, is _that_ who he is. A friend who teaches in a city middle school had a pic on Facebook and, seriously, I was afraid to ask if he was one of her students or what.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/15 "2011-01-14T13:46:37Z")

</div>

He did it in advance of changing his rap name to “Tutti Fruitti”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/16 "2011-01-14T13:52:04Z")

</div>

> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#):
>
> Hahahahahahahahaha!
> 
> “I have street cred now! Don’t you see my facial tattoo?”
> 
> That one will serve him well in prison/on the street corner!
> 
> (BTW, I’m old: Am I supposed to have heard of this guy?)

Street cred is pretty much established. Among all kind of other ‘street cred’ incidents, he has already been charged with murder.

I think he is insane. Seriously.

Furthermore, I think he is one of the worst rappers ever, but my opinion is biased because I hate southern rap, overall.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/17 "2011-01-14T13:53:22Z")

</div>

I no longer scream for ice cream.

Yuck!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/18 "2011-01-14T13:57:49Z")

</div>

> [@Marley23](#):
>
> If Willy Wonka ever perfects tasteable tattoo ink, this guy is going to get all the chicks.

No, I will. I will be the first in line to have my willy tattooed in chocolate flavored tattoo ink.

Want a little cream filling with that chocolate bar?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/19 "2011-01-14T15:16:33Z")

</div>

The monitor on my laptop is pretty terrible but does he have tattoo’s under his eyes?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/20 "2011-01-14T15:32:19Z")

</div>

> [@Moonlitherial](#):
>
> The monitor on my laptop is pretty terrible but does he have tattoo’s under his eyes?

Yes, and his entire throat. [Based on this picture, all of that stuff is pretty new.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Gucci_Mane_performing_at_the_Williamsburg_Waterfront_3.jpg) He’s like a bad tattoos website unto himself. [Maybe this is the reason:](http://www.longislandpress.com/2011/01/14/gucci-mane-ice-cream-tattoo-gucci-mane-ice-cream-tattoo-picture/)

> [@](#):
>
> Gucci was recently released from a mental health treatment facility where he was undergoing evaluation after he filed a “Special Plea of Mental Incompetency” earlier this year, claiming he couldn’t “intelligently participate in [his] probation revocation hearing.”

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568.md?page=2)
