# Gucci Mane gets a tattoo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568 "2011-01-14T04:25:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/41 "2011-01-14T21:22:55Z")

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Even the artist regrets it.

[Pwned: Artist Who Put Ice Cream on Gucci Mane’s Face Is Plagued With Regret](http://ology.com/music/pwned-artist-who-put-ice-cream-gucci-manes-face-plagued-regret)

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/42 "2011-01-14T21:33:59Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Is that an ice cream cone necklace? What is up with this dude and ice cream? Is that his thing? Is this something I would know if I listened to his music?

What, you’ve never heard his “Ice Cream Gangsta” on the radio?

“I’m the Ice Cream Gangsta yo,  
Grew up on a Rocky Road  
Tryin’ ta get a nut like Pistachio  
I got a Strawberry, my ride is Cherry  
I make mad Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough!”

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/43 "2011-01-14T21:59:06Z")

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“I told you I was soft serve.”

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/44 "2011-01-14T22:47:29Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> What, you’ve never heard his “Ice Cream Gangsta” on the radio?
> 
> “I’m the Ice Cream Gangsta yo,  
> Grew up on a Rocky Road  
> Tryin’ ta get a nut like Pistachio  
> I got a Strawberry, my ride is Cherry  
> I make mad Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough!”

And my money stretch like toffee  
Strong like coffee,  
café latte, you can get served softly!  
Fool, back up off me!  
Before I get the burner out and you get burned  
Before I get the churner out and you get slow churned  
I’ll unload the clip, like a chocolate chip  
Till it’s spent like the money I’ve earned!  
You punks are sweet like cookie dough, though.  
Meanwhile I’m nuts like pistachio, though  
And cold like a Sundae, one day, your day may occur  
For now, though it’s my day, and I say Brrrr!  
I tatted my cheek with that shit  
Now watch me make like a banana and split!  
I’m gone, but I won’t stop, cause I can’t stop  
Until I’m like that very sweet cherry….On top.

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/45 "2011-01-14T22:57:43Z")

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Sorry to hi-jack but check out [Zombie Boy](http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/tattoos-body-art/7173/zombie_boy.html) from Montreal.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/46 "2011-01-14T23:08:31Z")

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> [@Ibanez](#):
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> Sorry to hi-jack but check out [Zombie Boy](http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/tattoos-body-art/7173/zombie_boy.html) from Montreal.

This guy’s tattoo artist should be arrested.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/47 "2011-01-15T00:10:06Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> And my money stretch like toffee  
> Strong like coffee,  
> café latte, you can get served softly!  
> Fool, back up off me!  
> Before I get the burner out and you get burned  
> Before I get the churner out and you get slow churned  
> I’ll unload the clip, like a chocolate chip  
> Till it’s spent like the money I’ve earned!  
> You punks are sweet like cookie dough, though.  
> Meanwhile I’m nuts like pistachio, though  
> And cold like a Sundae, one day, your day may occur  
> For now, though it’s my day, and I say Brrrr!  
> I tatted my cheek with that shit  
> Now watch me make like a banana and split!  
> I’m gone, but I won’t stop, cause I can’t stop  
> Until I’m like that very sweet cherry….On top.

Peace! \<drops mic\>

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/48 "2011-01-15T00:13:16Z")

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Dumb question, but why does the ice-cream-cone tattoo look like it’s sitting high off his skin? Most tattoos I’ve seen are level with the skin. Is that just because it’s fresh and the skin is bruised?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/49 "2011-01-15T00:36:02Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Dumb question, but why does the ice-cream-cone tattoo look like it’s sitting high off his skin? Most tattoos I’ve seen are level with the skin. Is that just because it’s fresh and the skin is bruised?

Pretty much. The swelling goes down in a few hours.

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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/50 "2011-01-15T01:02:56Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Pretty much. The swelling goes down in a few hours.

Too bad. Some people are into the swollen look.

[http://www.bizarremag.com/front\_website/gallery.php?id=10239](http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/gallery.php?id=10239)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/51 "2011-01-15T01:14:46Z")

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Until today I never imagined that ice cream could be unattractive.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/52 "2011-01-15T01:18:48Z")

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> [@Ibanez](#):
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> Sorry to hi-jack but check out [Zombie Boy](http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/tattoos-body-art/7173/zombie_boy.html) from Montreal.

And I counter with [this](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/runnerpat/Boards/normal-human.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/53 "2011-01-15T01:40:41Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> And I counter with [this](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/runnerpat/Boards/normal-human.jpg).

That looks like the shooter in Tucson.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/54 "2011-01-15T04:51:54Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Is that an ice cream cone necklace? What is up with this dude and ice cream? Is that his thing? Is this something I would know if I listened to his music?

That’s what I’m curious about. Is it a logo for some record label or something? It just seems baffling. I like ice cream as much as the next person and all…but evidently far less than Gucci Mane does.

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/55 "2011-01-15T06:24:15Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> And I counter with [this](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/runnerpat/Boards/normal-human.jpg).

I stand defeated.

Magnet face wins.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gucci-mane-gets-a-tattoo/567568/56 "2011-01-15T06:30:08Z")

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> [@Blackberry](#):
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> That’s what I’m curious about. Is it a logo for some record label or something? It just seems baffling. I like ice cream as much as the next person and all…but evidently far less than Gucci Mane does.

Evidently his record label is called So Icey.

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