# Guess my gender!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [September 11, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987 "2003-09-11T15:34:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/21 "2003-09-11T22:37:53Z")

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I can’t make a guess unless I know the answer to the following questions.

Did you enjoy the movie “Terms of Endearment”? What about “First Blood”? In the winter olympics, do you like the ice skating competition or the giant slalom? Do you know what a “charger” is? Do you believe that Brad Pitt is gay? Does the name Peyton Manning mean anything to you? What about Erica Kane? Do you know how many cylinders your car’s engine has? If you are rewiring your house will you be using 220? Or 221? (Or, whatever it takes?)

With the answers to the foregoing I am prepared to offer an opinion as to your gender, with a confidence level of at least 50%!

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**Author:** ![rpkc4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@rpkc4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rpkc4)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/22 "2003-09-11T22:45:57Z")

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because of how you spoke ( at times too wordy – one word too many) i believe you fit the description of a female, who like many others of the same sex, are overly excessive at times. Am i right guys?.. \<silence\>  
haha

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**Author:** ![rpkc4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@rpkc4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rpkc4)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/23 "2003-09-11T22:47:32Z")

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so when are you gonna reveal the answers…and whats the prize?

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**Author:** ![RoundGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@RoundGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoundGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/24 "2003-09-12T02:57:32Z")

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We have had a discussion or two, **TVAA** , and you have always come off to me as decidedly male.

That said, I have absolutely _no_ empirical evidence on which to base that belief.

Call it a hunch.

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/25 "2003-09-12T03:15:43Z")

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Actually, I always assumed TVAA was female. In all seriousness I think that comes less from writing style than from the screen name, though.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/26 "2003-09-12T03:54:03Z")

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Well, I have inside information. Of course, that requires an act of memory, but I am fairly confident of this memory act so I shall refrain from posting what I think I know. However, before I knew I did wonder, and I remember feeling confirmed in the matter when I found out, so that also adds some confidence to my memory. Hmm, can you use memory to demonstrate a reliable memory in the first person case…?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/27 "2003-09-12T05:13:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blonde \*  
> Oh, I must disagree, **John Mace** - I am a female, and my posts are generally short and cryptic.

Typical female reaction.🙂 Note that I said “more often”, not “always”. Enjoy.

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**Author:** ![theauctionboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@theauctionboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theauctionboard)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/28 "2003-09-12T06:15:08Z")

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Hmm… I used to believe I can guess a person’s gender, but I don’t think that anymore. I’ve had too many run-ins with crazy men AND women online to be able to tell a difference. For example, I’ve had college boys stalk me online and spam my message board with childish comments and I’ve had childish women go thru the trouble of looking up my phone number online so they can call me and harass me.

What I do know though, is that I can tell a sneaky bastard when I run into one–no matter how nice they’re pretending to be. THAT I’ve gotten good at!

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**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/29 "2003-09-12T08:09:07Z")

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I don’t think it’s possible to determine the sex of people on a MB.  
Heck, it can be somewhat hard to determine it in RL.

I’ll guess male.

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**Author:** ![dylan\_73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dylan\_73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dylan_73)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/30 "2003-09-12T10:13:22Z")

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Hmm…I could pretend I’m psychic, but instead I’ll reveal that it’s trivial to find out your name, which kind of gives it away…

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/31 "2003-09-12T11:28:26Z")

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Since this is GD, I’ll defend the position that you’re neither.

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**Author:** ![TVAA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TVAA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVAA)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/32 "2003-09-12T11:46:04Z")

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Hey, everybody. No cheating – that takes all the fun out of it.

(And besides, how do you really know that the person who owns it is the person who uses it? Or even that there’s only one of us. For all you know, I could be we.)

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/33 "2003-09-12T11:58:02Z")

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I’ve thought you were female.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/34 "2003-09-12T12:16:21Z")

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I’ve always thought of you as male.

And I don’t think of research as “cheating”, it’s a legitimate tool.

As **dylan\_73** pointed out, if anyone actually cared one way or the other, they could confirm or deny their suspicions with about 0.5 seconds worth of research.

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**Author:** ![yola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/48db29/32.png) [@yola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yola)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/35 "2003-09-12T12:17:39Z")

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You sound shallow yet deep.  
no different than any other  
female creep

Haha you asked

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**Author:** ![TVAA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TVAA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVAA)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/36 "2003-09-12T13:55:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jormundgondir \*  
> \*\*But then I noted your handle, especially the letters "TV,"and I start to suspect that it is a playful but trick question coming from someone who pretty well escapes traditional gender assignations altogether, and is mulling about what vibe they give off to the binary populace. \*\*

A very clever and creative deduction, **jormundgondir** , but my handle stands for _The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide_.

Of course, the Vorlon ambassador’s aide happened to be female, but you shouldn’t necessarily be a clue.

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**Author:** ![TVAA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TVAA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVAA)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/37 "2003-09-12T13:57:37Z")

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Drat. That should be “you shouldn’t necessarily interpret that as a clue”.

I wonder if typos demonstrate gender association. Hmmm…

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/38 "2003-09-12T14:15:29Z")

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That you choose a British-sci-fi username and post in what I sometimes perceive to be an intellectually over-aggressive manner, I have always thought of you as male (but a friend regardless).

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**Author:** ![TVAA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TVAA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVAA)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/39 "2003-09-12T14:23:30Z")

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_Babylon 5_ is specifically British? When did that happen?

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-gender/200987/40 "2003-09-12T14:28:03Z")

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Sorry, I thought you meant the Vorlons in the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

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