# Guess my Hotmail password **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465 "2002-05-06T02:11:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/61 "2002-05-09T17:07:10Z")
Anal, you’re being an ass. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/62 "2002-05-09T19:30:04Z")
First planet as in Hollywood? Hmmm… “NewYork91”? ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/63 "2002-05-09T22:57:29Z")
Trantor? ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/64 "2002-05-09T23:55:38Z")
**Arnold** , you’re an administrator! Make him tell – twist his arm. Or do some admin stuff to him. Send him a little electric shock through his mouse, change the tag under his name to “blatant tease” until he talks, or just do the secret admin handshake with one of the hotmail admins. Please… ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/65 "2002-05-10T00:02:50Z")
First … plantagenet? Edward I? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/66 "2002-05-10T01:09:26Z")
Remulack? ---
**Author:** ![Neptune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@Neptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neptune)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/67 "2002-05-10T04:26:17Z")
Galafrey? ---
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/68 "2002-05-10T04:56:30Z")
Chicxulub? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/69 "2002-05-10T04:57:17Z")
Why is a raven like a writing-desk? ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/70 "2002-05-10T05:18:17Z")
Because Poe wrote on both. But that still doesn’t tell us what the password is… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/71 "2002-05-10T05:58:23Z")
Allright, then "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, ‘I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.’ The naked lady says… " ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/72 "2002-05-10T10:20:11Z")
I keep checking back to see if he’s posted it… I give up. At this point, it’s just gotten annoying. Either tell us now or get me some bloodpressure medication ;D ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/73 "2002-05-10T10:25:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > \*\*Allright, then "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, ‘I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.’ The naked lady says… " \*\* nothing, but the poodle says “after the night I’ve had, I need a double.” ---
**Author:** ![ShadowWarrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@ShadowWarrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowWarrior)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/74 "2002-05-10T10:59:14Z")
Back to the OP, I’m guessing it’s something to do with a Sci-FI Book/Film… first planet has a familiar ring to it… now if only I could remember where from… Oh just post the £$%^&ing answer!!! I wish I had never clicked on this thread! Some planets that haven’t been mentioned yet: Discworld (or great A’tuin) RingWorld Krynn Faerun Tattooine Coruscant Corellia Alderaan Romulus Whatever the Hell the Klingon’s homeworld is called (it should be ‘Kling’ but it’s not) ditto Ferengi A small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse California (it’s always seemed like another planet) Arrakis Salusa Secundus Caladan Dagobah Ok, that’s just about every planet I can think of… ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/75 "2002-05-10T11:53:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anal Scurvy \* > \*\*Sorry, you’re all wrong. It’s really not that complicated as to actually need to possess a knowledge of astronomy. > > You’ll all kick yourself when you hear the answer. \*\* This is what worries me…despite all our creative thinking, it’s gonna be a really insipid answer, like “Planet A” or some really bad pun, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/76 "2002-05-10T16:15:07Z")
“What is the first planet?” I dunno, the one nearest the first sun? Mr Scurvy, this is complete b_ll_x now. Tell us the answer. And tell us before I go home (in about 10 minutes). I don’t wan’t that going around my head all weekend. Nasty man. In fact guess what name I have for you now? ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/77 "2002-05-11T03:24:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > \*\*Answer please. > > Don’t make us angry. You wont like us when we’re angry. \*\* Sorry for the long wait, I got called away on… nothing important, really. But I was gone. Anyways, the answer was… … go check **knock knock** ’s post. He got it. Now how silly do all of you feel? Ha ha ha, served you all right! Educated buffoons! Trying to use that book learning crap! HA HA HA HA!!! Time to sleep with one eye open, methinks. Anyone who will actually go and research the history of astronomy can certainly find a crowbar capable of opening this window. And my skull. ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/78 "2002-05-11T06:45:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anal Scurvy \* > \*\* > You’ll all kick yourself when you hear the answer. \*\* I do feel like kicking someone. But certainly not me. flup you where it hurts ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/79 "2002-05-11T12:00:50Z")
May the ants crawl into your one open eye. ---
**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-my-hotmail-password/107465/80 "2002-05-14T03:19:12Z")
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