# Guess the 7th Harry Potter book title. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054 "2006-02-18T05:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/1 "2006-02-18T05:20:27Z")
_Harry Potter and the Lesson He’ll Never Forget!_ ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/2 "2006-02-18T06:45:34Z")
_Harry Potter And The Truant Officer Of Evil_ ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/3 "2006-02-18T07:00:50Z")
_Harry Potter and the Uneventful Seventh Year (except for that one thing involving Voldemort)_ ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/4 "2006-02-18T07:46:05Z")
Harry Potter and I Wipe My Arse with Hundred Pound Notes, by J.K.Rawling. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/5 "2006-02-18T09:33:11Z")
I think it’s well-known that the next title is “Harry Potter and the toe-nail of Icklibøgg”. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/6 "2006-02-18T10:08:46Z")
_Harry Potter and the Thing In His Pants_ ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/7 "2006-02-18T15:14:08Z")
Harry Potter and the Unspeakable Three-Way It’d make for one interesting cover… ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/8 "2006-02-18T15:36:10Z")
Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/9 "2006-02-18T16:04:18Z")
Harry Potter and the Vigorous Veela ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/10 "2006-02-18T16:08:50Z")
Harry Potter and Lung Cancer ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/11 "2006-02-18T16:15:58Z")
Harry Potter and The Magestaff of the Whale. Wait, I’m mixing up two completely different things I waste far too much time on. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/12 "2006-02-18T16:16:28Z")
**Harry Potter Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers With A Drill And Set** ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/13 "2006-02-18T16:28:40Z")
_Harry Potter Gives Up Magic And Joins CSI_. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/14 "2006-02-18T16:31:28Z")
_Harry Potter and the Temple of Dumb_ By Richard Bachman writing as J.K. Rowling ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/15 "2006-02-18T16:37:42Z")
[Harry Potter and The Magical Clock](http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php) ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/16 "2006-02-18T16:41:09Z")
Harry Potter and the Jedi Council ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/17 "2006-02-18T16:45:30Z")
Harry Potter and the Special Sock ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/18 "2006-02-18T16:46:43Z")
Harry Potter and the Great Old Ones Harry Potter and the Legendary Black Beast of AAARRRGGGHHH… (Suddenly, when Harry, Hermione, and Ron were trapped, and escape seemed impossible…the Author suffered a fatal heart attack \, the literary peril was no more…) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/19 "2006-02-18T16:59:54Z")
_Harry Potter and the Fuzzy Vase_ (Wait for it… ;)) _Harry Potter and the Junk-Sick Morning_ Co-written by William S. Burroughs _Harry Potter and the Black Ice_ “The sky above Hogwarts was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” _Harry Potter and the Hunt for Red October_ Now with 50% more breaching. _Harry Potter and the God-Emperor of Dune_ “Harry’s worm had never been quite so large before.” _Harry Potter and the Yiffiest Unicorn_ BANNED BY INTERNATIONAL TREATY _Harry Potter and the Infinite Sadness_ “We’ll crucify the Voldemort tonight” _Harry Potter and the Hyperextended Premise_ “It rubs the lotion on its skin…” ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/20 "2006-02-18T17:08:46Z")
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