# Guess the 7th Harry Potter book title. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054 "2006-02-18T05:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/21 "2006-02-18T17:18:35Z")
> [@cthiax](#): > > Sex, no? I’ve seen it both ways. I downloaded the scripts a few years ago, and they used ‘set’. On the DVD it says ‘sex’. Listening to Vyvyan, it could be ‘sets’ or ‘sex’. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/22 "2006-02-18T17:21:26Z")
Harry Potter and the Pussycats Harry Potter and the Missing Chums Harry Potter and the Disappointed Readers ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/23 "2006-02-18T17:22:43Z")
**Harry Potter and the Staff of Olorin** ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/24 "2006-02-18T17:23:31Z")
**Harry Potter Gets Jailed As A Terrorist** **Harry Potter, M.P.** ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/25 "2006-02-18T17:24:21Z")
_Harry Potter and the Suspenders of Doom_ ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/26 "2006-02-18T17:27:40Z")
_The Da Mentor Code_ ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/27 "2006-02-18T17:30:58Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > I’ve seen it both ways. I downloaded the scripts a few years ago, and they used ‘set’. On the DVD it says ‘sex’. Listening to Vyvyan, it could be ‘sets’ or ‘sex’. To conclude our little hijack party, I just checked it out again, you’re right, it could be either, though the context made me think it was supposed to be ‘sex’, of course. Maybe the scripts were censored for some reason? But that doesn’t make any sense, this is the same episode where Alexei makes the joke about British businessmen slamming each other’s dicks in the door, just for one… Now for topic: \*\*Harry Potter and the Friends of Dorothy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/28 "2006-02-18T17:41:14Z")
Harry Potter on Zombie Island Harry Potter and the Witch’s Ghost Harry Potter and the Ghoul School Harry Potter and His Electric Rifle Harry Potter and His Wizard Camera ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/29 "2006-02-18T17:42:23Z")
Okay, sorry, but just one more cheap shot, I promise: Piers Anthony - **The Color of Harry Potter’s Panties** ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/30 "2006-02-18T17:48:09Z")
Harry Potter vs. Godzilla ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/31 "2006-02-18T17:52:11Z")
Harry Potter and the Fake 7th Book Because If You Think I’m Giving Up on This Gravy Train, You’re a Wanker ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/32 "2006-02-18T17:55:46Z")
_Harry Potter and the Electric Boogaloo_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/33 "2006-02-18T17:59:28Z")
_Harry Potter and the Slashfic Lawsuit_ ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/34 "2006-02-18T18:01:24Z")
Harry Potter and his Electric Parseltongue ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/35 "2006-02-18T18:01:42Z")
_Harry Potter and his Magical Wang_ (as inspired by this [old post on bash.org](http://bash.org/?111338)) ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/36 "2006-02-18T18:04:23Z")
> [@Mac Guffin](#): > > Harry Potter and I Wipe My Arse with Hundred Pound Notes, by J.K.Rawling. Um, if she’s wiping her arse with £100 notes, that doesn’t matter too much, because they’re fake. 😛 The largest UK currency denomination is the £50 note. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/37 "2006-02-18T18:07:29Z")
_Harry Potter and His New Friend, Jesus_ --to bring all the fundies to the table. Or maybe his new friend should be Lazarus… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/38 "2006-02-18T18:30:55Z")
_Harry Potter and Davy and Goliath and Jesus_ Followed quickly by _Harry Potter and Davy and the Bestiality Bust_ and _Harry Potter and Davy and Goliath and the Exorcism_ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/39 "2006-02-18T18:56:16Z")
_Harry Potter: The Next Generation_ ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/40 "2006-02-18T19:02:55Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > _Harry Potter: The Next Generation_ No, that’s the title of the _8th_ book. Sorry, I got nothin’ else to add to the thread 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054.md?page=3)