# Guess the 7th Harry Potter book title. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054 "2006-02-18T05:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/41 "2006-02-18T19:26:12Z")
_Harry Potter and the Backbreaking Mountain_ QUITUS QUEERUS! _Fear and Loathing in Privet Drive_ \* Harry Potter and The Mysterious Bloodstained Broomstick\* ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/42 "2006-02-18T19:26:13Z")
_Harry Potter and the Backbreaking Mountain_ QUITUS QUEERUS! _Fear and Loathing in Privet Drive_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/43 "2006-02-18T20:13:42Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > _The Da Mentor Code_ For that, you get slapped with a wet trout. My favourite is still _Harry Potter and the Attack of the Fellytones_. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/44 "2006-02-18T20:14:29Z")
Harry Potter Has Two Mommies ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/45 "2006-02-18T20:17:36Z")
I am 100% sure it is NONE of these: _Harry Potter and the Sexual Awakening Harry Potter and the Nickel-Bag Harry Potter and the Lonesome Cowboy Harry Potter and the Head Mistress_ ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/46 "2006-02-18T20:22:35Z")
\*Harry Potter’s Jug Band Christmas Harry Potter, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Harry Potter and the Insufficiently Locked Bathroom Door The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Harry Potter Harry Potter and the Editor Who Lived Harry Potter and the Parva Patil Polyjuice Pandemic Harry Potter and the Anticlimactic Ending\* ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/47 "2006-02-18T20:38:51Z")
Well, I’ll bet that the title starts ‘_Harry Potter and_’; as for the rest, I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/48 "2006-02-18T21:13:39Z")
Ron Weasley and the stupid surprise ending ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/49 "2006-02-18T21:29:25Z")
_Harry Potter: Pimpin’ Dat Hermione For Big Bling-Bling_. Shortly to be followed by _Harry Potter And Lots & Lots Of Penicillin_. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/50 "2006-02-18T23:22:17Z")
Highbrow: _Last Year at Harry-in-Bed_ Lowbrow: _Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Trouser Tent_ ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/51 "2006-02-19T01:12:34Z")
Harry Potter and his Amazing Performing Ferret Harry Potter and the Deflowering of Ginny Weasley Harry Potter and the Oscillation Overthruster Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/52 "2006-02-19T03:46:56Z")
Once Upon a Time At Hogwarts The Good, The Bad, And the Slytherin For a Fistful of Sickles (or, if you want to be lowbrow, For A Fistful of Knuts) For a Few Sickles/Knuts More ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/53 "2006-02-19T04:37:07Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > Once Upon a Time At Hogwarts > The Good, The Bad, And the Slytherin > For a Fistful of Sickles (or, if you want to be lowbrow, For A Fistful of Knuts) > For a Few Sickles/Knuts More You left out _Levicorpus 'Em High_. ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/54 "2006-02-19T04:40:26Z")
_Harry Potter and the Apology for the Last Five_ ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/55 "2006-02-19T12:04:41Z")
> [@Dervorin](#): > > Um, if she’s wiping her arse with £100 notes, that doesn’t matter too much, because they’re fake. 😛 The largest UK currency denomination is the £50 note. She’s rich. She has em made special by the Royal Mint specificly for arse wiping. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/56 "2006-02-19T13:26:25Z")
Harry Potter goes to Hawaii! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/57 "2006-02-19T18:07:24Z")
I know both the title and the key dialogue: Harry Potter and the Death Stare “Harry … I am your father!” ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/58 "2006-02-19T23:55:49Z")
[Harry Potter and the Muggles of Rah](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Stouffer) ---
**Author:** ![Phantom\_Dennis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/51bf81/32.png) [@Phantom\_Dennis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantom_Dennis)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/59 "2006-02-20T01:41:53Z")
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Hunt (Possibly a very accurate description of book 7) Harry Potter and the Defeat of Voldemort (Possibly a bit too obvious) Harry Potter and the Martyr of Hogwarts (Can you guess the ending?) Harry Potter and the Gruesome Death of Hermione (Might upset a few fans) Harry Potter and His New Pal Satan (The fundies were right all along!) ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/60 "2006-02-20T01:55:28Z")
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