# Guess the 7th Harry Potter book title. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054 "2006-02-18T05:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/61 "2006-02-20T02:29:47Z")
_Harry Potter Gone Wild_ ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/62 "2006-02-20T03:20:30Z")
> [@Dervorin](#): > > Um, if she’s wiping her arse with £100 notes, that doesn’t matter too much, because they’re fake. 😛 The largest UK currency denomination is the £50 note. That’s what you think. They used to lave 100-pound notes, but she built a house out of the ones she didn’t use to wipe her ass, and now there aren’t any left. ---
**Author:** ![Phantom\_Dennis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/51bf81/32.png) [@Phantom\_Dennis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantom_Dennis)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/63 "2006-02-20T03:51:32Z")
_Harriet Potter and the Successful Sex Change_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/64 "2006-02-21T02:39:58Z")
\*Harry Potter & the Giant Peach Harry Potter & the Chocolate Frog Factory Harry Potter & the Indians Harry Potter & the Autistic Kid With a Snow Globe Harry Potter & The Repressed Memories of Dumbledore’s “Special Wand” Harry Potter & The Gina Lollabrigida Film Festival Harry Potter & The Trolls of South Beach Harry Potter & The Old Jewish Woman Go To Nashville Harry Potter & the Anti-Climax Harry Potter & the Humpy Rottweiler Prince Harry Potter & the insurance Adjustor of Geico ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/65 "2006-02-21T02:56:38Z")
Let’s see here … Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Some other Work of Fiction Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Some Historical Event Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Anything Else from Pop Culture Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Some Currently Divisive Issue Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to the Story Arc of the Harry Potter Series Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to the Fact That Harry Potter is A Book Series Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to J.K. Rowling Being Rich Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Stereotypical Adolescent Behavior Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Sex Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to An SDMB Meme Did I miss any? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/66 "2006-02-21T02:59:27Z")
Harry Potter and The Kleenex of Shame ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/67 "2006-02-21T03:33:45Z")
_Hogwarts on the Weasly - Hermione’s Denial_ ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/68 "2006-02-21T06:57:46Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Let’s see here … > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Some other Work of Fiction > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Some Historical Event > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Anything Else from Pop Culture > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Some Currently Divisive Issue > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to the Story Arc of the Harry Potter Series > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to the Fact That Harry Potter is A Book Series > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to J.K. Rowling Being Rich > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Stereotypical Adolescent Behavior > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to Sex > > Harry Potter and the Humorous Reference to An SDMB Meme > Did I miss any? 😛 And yet, the thread is still going… Harry Potter Gives Up Magic In Favor Of Magic: The Gathering (And It Turns Out He’s Not Very Good At It) Harry Potter And The Other Half-Blood Prince ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/69 "2006-02-21T07:00:24Z")
**Are You There God? It’s Me, Harry.** ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/70 "2006-02-21T12:26:40Z")
Harry Potter & The Greased-Up Naked Deaf Guy. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/71 "2006-02-21T13:07:20Z")
Harry Potter vs Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/72 "2006-02-21T13:09:54Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Did I miss any? 😛 _Harry Potter and the non-sequitur_. Alternative title(USA) _Harry Potter and the really fucking enormous chair._ ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/73 "2006-02-21T13:26:10Z")
Harry Potter and his Buns of Steel Harry Potter and the Absurd Imam Harry Potter Does Dallas Harry Potter and the Union Gap Harry Potter and the Oppressive Project Deadline Harry Potter and the HP Sauce Harry Potter and the Potheads Harry Potter and Those Wacky Canadians Harry Potter and the Additive Conjunction, Definite Article ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/74 "2006-02-21T15:53:24Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Did I miss any? 😛 How about “the humorous left turn into a band name,” aka _Harry Potter and the Comets_? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/75 "2006-02-21T16:11:53Z")
Mr. S submits: Harry Potter Goes to Hell (oh wait, that was Jason) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/76 "2006-02-21T16:15:25Z")
> [@Scarlett67](#): > > Mr. S submits: > > Harry Potter Goes to Hell (oh wait, that was Jason) Harry Potter Comes Back From Hell, & Brings Postcards, Snapshots & Slides, As Well As A Lovely Embroidered Pillow For **Scarlett67**. ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/77 "2006-02-21T16:38:40Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Harry Potter Comes Back From Hell, & Brings Postcards, Snapshots & Slides, As Well As A Lovely Embroidered Pillow For **Scarlett67**. …and pie ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/78 "2006-02-21T17:29:02Z")
Harry Potter Hari Kiri ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/79 "2006-02-21T23:16:44Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > How about “the humorous left turn into a band name,” aka _Harry Potter and the Comets_? I prefer _Harry Potter and the Pips_. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/80 "2006-02-22T01:57:03Z")
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