# Guess the 7th Harry Potter book title.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 18, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054 "2006-02-18T05:20:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/81 "2006-02-22T03:01:24Z")

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Winner! (IMHO anyways!)

Someone set us up the wand. Main owl comes in. It is you.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/82 "2006-02-22T07:20:22Z")

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Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Acne

Harry Potter and the Stack of College Applications

Harry Potter and the Night of Keg Parties

Harry Potter and the Penguin of Chaos

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/83 "2006-07-28T19:27:26Z")

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Harry Potter and his Purple Crayon.

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-7th-harry-potter-book-title/345054/84 "2006-07-28T22:52:55Z")

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Harry Potter and the Third Latin Declension of the Verb “To Vomit”.

Harry Potter Takes a Bride. Zilla.

Harry Potter and the Drunken House Elf

Harry Potter Swallows His Tongue

Harry Potter Diagrams Sentences for Three Hours

Harry Potter Discovers Hoodies, Texting, and Other Official British Teenager Requirements

Harry Potter Explains the Benefits of Owning a Time Share

Harry Potter Attends an Insurance Seminar

Harry Potter Joins KISS

Harry Potter and Hermione’s Secret Grow Closet

Harry Potter and the Dursleys: Revenge is Sweet, Especially With a Cricket Bat

Harry Potter and the New “Ronni”

Harry Potter and Why Hermione Had to Shave Her Head in Shame

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