# Guess The Anagrammed Username

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 7, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358 "2005-06-07T21:27:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/81 "2005-06-09T02:32:57Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Braille?

Liberal. That’s too few letters for a real challenge.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/82 "2005-06-09T02:35:56Z")

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Okay, my bad. How about PAPA COAX SEMEN?

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/83 "2005-06-09T04:02:37Z")

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Dang! I had to do a filter on mine… I decided that I only wanted to see 3 words. What a trip:

MANDATING DILDO WHIZZES

DOMINATING LADS WHIZZED

Hoo boy.

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**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/84 "2005-06-09T04:47:21Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> CELT RATS

[Braveheart Rat]  
Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you’ll live.  
At least a while.  
And dying in your nests many years from now, would you be willing to  
trade all the days from this day to that for ONE chance, just one  
chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take  
our lives, but they’ll never take our CHEEEEEEESEEEE?! Rodentia gu bra!  
[/BHR]

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/85 "2005-06-09T07:02:11Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Wow, none for me?

A.K.A. mania?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/86 "2005-06-09T07:33:31Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Who is **A NOVICE SORTER**?

Asterion Cover?

A Scrivener, too?

Tracer- V.O. noise?

Dammit – it’s a lot easier to make an anagram than to unmake one. Who knew?

Anyway – here’s one that I like:

**HOT THONG FINGERER**

or maybe

**GET HORN, HEFT GROIN**

Geez, those are kinda ribald. Uh, no disrespect intended. It just happened. :eek:

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/87 "2005-06-09T14:40:55Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Okay, my bad. How about PAPA COAX SEMEN?

No takers?

It’s Exapno Mapcase

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/88 "2005-06-09T16:41:21Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> \<snip\>Anyway – here’s one that I like:
> 
> **HOT THONG FINGERER**
> 
> or maybe
> 
> **GET HORN, HEFT GROIN**
> 
> Geez, those are kinda ribald. Uh, no disrespect intended. It just happened. :eek:

GingerOfTheNorth?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/89 "2005-06-09T16:46:15Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> How about:
> 
> Wrecks tit?  
> A fifth loo?  
> Amen, Rue!?  
> Kathy Ire?  
> A crafty ‘Hi Mom’?  
> Hence, a spirit sits?  
> A beer orgy nil?
> 
> Sincerely,
> 
> Hobble Shit

Just to recap the ones guessed thus far:

Wrecks tit = **Twickster**  
A fifth loo = **Faithfool**  
Kathy Ire = **Kytheria**

Anyone know the others?

Shibble Hot

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/90 "2005-06-09T16:54:56Z")

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“A crafty…” is obviously the beloved **FairyChatMom**.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/91 "2005-06-09T19:36:32Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Who **DYED MANLY TOOLS**?
> 
> Who is **A NOVICE SORTER**?

**OnlyMostlyDead** and **Cartooniverse** , respectively.

Also, **Sean cups** is **Sunspace** (posted by **Kythereia** )

**Amen, Rue** is **Maureen** (posted by **ShibbOleth** )

Besides the solutions already mentioned, **yBeayf** anagrams to **By [Faye](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001159/)**, while **Anaamika** may be responsible for some **[Kaa](http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/villains/kaa/kaa.html) mania** or an [Amana](http://www.amanacolonies.com/) [Kia](http://www.kia.com/).

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**Author:** ![Master\_Sparky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Master\_Sparky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Sparky)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/92 "2005-06-09T21:23:08Z")

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PASTRY MAKERS  
PASTY MARKERS  
SPEAK MARTYRS  
MY STARK SPEAR  
YAK SPERM STAR

And my personal favorite…

SPERMARY TASK

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/93 "2005-06-09T21:54:33Z")

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I know, I know, we’re not supposed to post our own, but I can’t help it:

Polyp In Herd (Ewwww…)

Horny Lipped (Not sure which meaning of “horny” is more disturbing)

Lo! Hippy Nerd! (Me my freshman year of college)

Phony Red Lip (Beware lipstick)

Dolphin Pyre (Now _that’s_ good eatin’!)

Hydro Nipple (I think I saw a movie like that once…)

Dip Her Pylon (Sounds vaguely salacious, but I have no idea what it means)

Nippy, Eh, Lord? (For those conversations with God about the weather)

Dry Phone Lip (Too long on the phone with Mom)  
I have no guesses for anyone else’s. Oh well.

–O. N. Ripley, Ph.D.

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**Author:** ![Arwin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Arwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwin)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/94 "2005-06-10T09:35:39Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> aka Mania.

Yeah, that’s definitely a good one for Anaamika. 😃

Signed,

I Warn

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/95 "2005-06-10T17:03:12Z")

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> [@Master Sparky](#):
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> …  
> PASTY MARKERS  
> …  
> MY STARK SPEAR

Ah, yes… these are a few of my favorite things… 😉

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/96 "2005-06-14T03:34:59Z")

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I’M CON DEUS

I DONE SCUM

DU ME SONIC

DO’EN MUSIC

ONCE IS MUD

MUD SO NICE

I CONSUMED

DEMONIC US

My personal favorite DO ME, SIC 'UN  
Any thoughts or preferances?

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/97 "2005-06-14T04:25:59Z")

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One of mine is…  
BET CUNT JOY OK

I’m getting a little misty.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/98 "2005-06-14T04:32:01Z")

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Spy? Nooooo!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/99 "2005-06-15T20:52:48Z")

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LAS BONG

(That’s my new name)

NAGS LOB

(She sure does)

BANS LOG

(Coal in this fire only)

NAG SLOB

(Get off your lazy ass)

GAL SNOB

(She… you get the idea)

High school teacher: “Shut up, or I will defenestrate you”

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-anagrammed-username/307358/100 "2005-06-15T21:17:22Z")

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THE STRAIGHT DOPE

A SHEPHERD GOT TIT

A PITTED HER GHOST

A DOPER TEST THIGH

HEARD THE GIT POST

THREADS GOETH PIT

(when they turn nasty)

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