# Guess the book from the opening line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 15, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963 "2003-04-15T22:28:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/1 "2003-04-15T22:28:40Z")

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I’ll start:

“The two thirty-eights roared simultaneously.”

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/2 "2003-04-15T22:35:22Z")

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_I, the Jury_?

“This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/3 "2003-04-15T22:56:08Z")

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Nope.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/4 "2003-04-15T23:07:46Z")

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Moonraker by Ian Fleming

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/5 "2003-04-15T23:57:45Z")

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“It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/6 "2003-04-16T00:01:00Z")

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> “This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.”

The Princess Bride  
“Willie McCoy had been a jerk before he died.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/7 "2003-04-16T01:02:50Z")

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Tapioca got it.

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/8 "2003-04-16T01:15:24Z")

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> \*\*“Willie McCoy had been a jerk before he died.” \*\*

Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton

this is an easy one…

“Last night I dreamt I went to Mandalay again.”

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/9 "2003-04-16T01:52:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
> \*\*“It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.” \*\*

Shea & Wilson: **Illuminatus** (technically _The Eye in the Pyramid_)

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**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/10 "2003-04-16T02:12:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DeVena \*  
> \*\*  
> this is an easy one…
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> “Last night I dreamt I went to Mandalay again.” \*\*

Rebecca

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/11 "2003-04-16T02:12:37Z")

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DeVena’s is “REBECCA”–mine is “It was love at first sight.”

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/12 "2003-04-16T02:13:23Z")

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> “Last night I dreamt I went to Mandalay again.”

**Rebecca**

How 'bout something a wee bit more challenging?

_I’ll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination._

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**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/13 "2003-04-16T02:34:22Z")

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Okay, now I’ll go:

“The idiot lived in a black and gray world, puntuated by the white lightning of hunger and the flickering of fear.”

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/14 "2003-04-16T02:40:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by twickster47 \*  
> \*\*[_I’ll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination._ \*\*

The Left Hand of Darkness

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/15 "2003-04-16T02:48:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fibber McGee \*  
> \*\*Okay, now I’ll go:
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> “The idiot lived in a black and gray world, puntuated by the white lightning of hunger and the flickering of fear.” \*\*

“More Than Human”

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/16 "2003-04-16T04:45:38Z")

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“The primroses were over.”

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/17 "2003-04-16T06:20:14Z")

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“Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!”

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/18 "2003-04-16T06:42:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jophiel \*  
> \*\*“The primroses were over.” \*\*

**Watership Down** by Richard Adams

And now for something completely different, from one of the coolest writers who ever lived:

“The first time I laid eyes on Terry Lennox he was drunk in a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith outside the terrace of The Dancers.”

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/19 "2003-04-16T07:02:16Z")

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This one has a few different possible answers, but I have a specific one in mind…

“It was a dark and stormy night.”

And it’s a Newberry Award winner, too, I think.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-book-from-the-opening-line/168963/20 "2003-04-16T11:05:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Winston Bongo \*  
> [B"The first time I laid eyes on Terry Lennox he was drunk in a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith outside the terrace of The Dancers." \*\*

The Long Goodnight by Raymond Chandler

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