# Guess the Dictator, Sitcom Character, or SDMB Poster

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802 "2004-04-24T14:33:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/21 "2004-04-24T17:01:16Z")

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Hm. I’m the Doctor from Star Trek: Voyager.

I have to say I’m mildly impressed.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/22 "2004-04-24T17:05:18Z")

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> _nocturnal\_tick_
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> > I guess that you are F\*\*\*\*t Ass munky from Smidget Ass Dog Humperz! Am I right?
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> I’ve bleeped out the word for my own safety, but it is rhymes with maggot. You know what, I’ve never heard of that show before.

Are you serious? What did you click to get that one?

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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/23 "2004-04-24T17:06:02Z")

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Half the shows it selects from aren’t even sitcoms…

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/24 "2004-04-24T17:12:48Z")

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I’m impressed by the game played straight. They guessed everything right, including Richard from Leave it to Beaver (I was the 7th person to pick him).

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**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/25 "2004-04-24T17:22:27Z")

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Maid Marian from the new adventures of Robin Hood.

Whatever.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/26 "2004-04-24T17:23:08Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Who the hell is “Denzil from _Only Fools And Horses_”?
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> Of course, the one two “yes” answers I gave were that I am married and I have a beard.

Ok, so I went back for another try, this time admitting that yes, I _am_ a dangerous man.

So now I’ve become Agent K from MIB. I can live with that. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/27 "2004-04-24T17:24:37Z")

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Sweet Christ, they found me! Me, Papa Doc of all people!

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/28 "2004-04-24T17:48:25Z")

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Well I appear to be Nikki from the show [Nikki](http://www.tvtome.com/Nikki/), which I’d never heard of, either. But apparently that makes me a Vegas Showgirl. Hmmm, a ride on the wild side – I can live with that. 😃

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**Author:** ![agiantdwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8c91f0/32.png) [@agiantdwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agiantdwarf)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/29 "2004-04-24T17:54:20Z")

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I guess that you are Screech from Saved By the Bell! Am I right?

What? ☹

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/30 "2004-04-24T17:57:19Z")

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> [@MissGypsy](#):
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> Hmm, apparently I’m Miranda from Sex In The City. Which one is she, again? I haven’t seen that show for ages.

So am I. I’ve never watched the sho, so even knowing that she is Cynthia Nixon’s character (thnks, **piloy** doesn’t help. Please, someone tell me she not the show slut or idiot, my self respect is at stake! 🙂

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**Author:** ![JoeSki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/31 "2004-04-24T18:20:36Z")

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At least none of you are Oscar the Grouch ☹ .

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/32 "2004-04-24T18:38:38Z")

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“Are you a dee da dee and Mace Windu?” What does that _mean_?

“I guess that you are Neil from Freaks and Geeks! Am I right?” Uh, is that good? I’m guessing no.

Second time through, with slightly different answers, I was apparently “YOU! From WHERE YOU LIVE!”

Hey, it got Fidel Castro when I answered as he would, though.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/33 "2004-04-24T18:50:04Z")

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Answering as myself, I’m Gomez Addams 😃

Parenthetically, I recently complained to my wife that the photo of us on our website makes me _look_ like Gomez Addams.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/34 "2004-04-24T18:53:49Z")

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Oh my God.

I’m Pol Pot!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/35 "2004-04-24T18:58:42Z")

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Since I grew up in the '60’s and have more than one younger brother, I’m Greg from _The Brady Bunch_. Strange, I don’t remember ever having to juggle two dates at the same time…

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/36 "2004-04-24T19:16:22Z")

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Well, I would say if you’re Pol Pot, you’re worse off than I am.

The thing decided I was _Mussolini._

That’s what I get for being bald AND a great public speaker… man, I’m not even Italian!

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/37 "2004-04-24T19:16:38Z")

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Cool. I’m Darla from Angel.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/38 "2004-04-24T19:22:58Z")

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Okay, I’ve been answering this thing as several of my friends, and I believe that there are some bogus answers that people have been feeding into it. One of the responses was “I believe you are Mike G. from Seton Hall.”

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/39 "2004-04-24T19:39:55Z")

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I would just like to brag that I was the first person to play as Miroku from InuYasha.

Not a sitcom, but neither is much of anything on that site…

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/40 "2004-04-24T19:47:24Z")

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Answering as myself (except for the last question - Does my sister sneak into my lab?) I am Dexter, from Dexter’s Laboratory. Does this mean I have to find some gloves and start talking with an accent?

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