# Guess the Dictator, Sitcom Character, or SDMB Poster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802 "2004-04-24T14:33:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/41 "2004-04-24T19:59:49Z")
I’m Dana Scully from the X-files! Awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/42 "2004-04-24T20:07:57Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > I’m Monica from _Friends_. > > I’m not sure how to take this. > > Robin As eerily accurate? 😃 I got “I guess that you are Father Jack from Father Ted! Am I right?”. No idea who the hell that is or what show it is either. ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/43 "2004-04-24T20:16:29Z")
I’m Jool from Farscape. I’ve never seen that show so I have no idea how accurate it is, but a lot of my friends IRL call me Jools, so I’ll consider it appropriate. I then tried again, changing a few answers, and despite having answered yes to the “Are you female?” question at the beginning, it came up with George Costanza :eek: ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/44 "2004-04-24T20:24:56Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I got “I guess that you are Father Jack from Father Ted! Am I right?”. No idea who the hell that is or what show it is either. [See for yourself](http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.net/characters.htm) Take careful note of that asterisk… ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/45 "2004-04-24T20:25:39Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#): > > Hell no. I don’t even know who that is! You think you don’t know who your answer was? I got: > [@](#): > > I guess that you are Mara from USA! I’ve got no clue on that one. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/46 "2004-04-24T20:25:41Z")
Erm. I’m apparently Courtner [sic] Cox from Monica Bean. Oooook. 2 points for anyone who finds this to be a description of any existing character/actress from any existing show. Or dictator. I’m not picky 😉 Thanks for reminding me of this site though, it never fails to entertain me, even if it is just a glorified version of “Guess Who?” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/47 "2004-04-24T20:57:29Z")
> [@BuckleberryFerry](#): > > [See for yourself](http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.net/characters.htm) Take careful note of that asterisk… What the fuck? I’m an an atheist, rarely drink, and am pretty pacifistic. How the hell did I get \*\*that \*\* character? ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/48 "2004-04-24T21:09:41Z")
Apparently, I’m Craig Charles from Red Dwarf… couldn’t be more flattered. It’s a pretty impressive guesser too… it even got me when I was Rickey from Trailer Park Boys. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/49 "2004-04-24T21:53:03Z")
I am apparently Blair from _The Facts of Life._ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/50 "2004-04-24T22:01:38Z")
Oh dear heaven, I’m Maude from _Maude_. Somebody take me out and shoot me if I ever start turn into Bea Arthur! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/51 "2004-04-24T22:45:54Z")
> [@Mama Tiger](#): > > Oh dear heaven, I’m Maude from _Maude_. > > Somebody take me out and shoot me if I ever start turn into Bea Arthur! I suppose that Master Wang-Ka and I (or any of the other SDMB dictators) could do that for you. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/52 "2004-04-24T22:51:34Z")
> [@Wierd Name Guesser](#): > > I guess that you are JEFF from AUSTRALIA, THE WIGGLES! Am I right? I don’t even know who that is. Is it good? ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/53 "2004-04-24T22:55:04Z")
And right there in bold is proof that I need to spellcheck more often. On another runthrough as myself substituting a “no” for “do you have a roomate,” it said I was Mork. Whoever Jeff is, Mork has to be worse. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/54 "2004-04-24T23:00:02Z")
The response I got: “I guess that you are Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond!” I’m not that tall… ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/55 "2004-04-24T23:02:04Z")
Fred Elliot from Coronation St. Dunno who that is, so I can’t say how accurate that is. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/56 "2004-04-24T23:09:13Z")
> [@BraheSilver](#): > > And right there in bold is proof that I need to spellcheck more often. > > On another runthrough as myself substituting a “no” for “do you have a roomate,” it said I was Mork. Whoever Jeff is, Mork has to be worse. Mork HAD a roommate! That’s just weird. Steelerphan, I thought Frank was the old guy, not the tall guy. ---
**Author:** ![Elret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Elret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elret)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/57 "2004-04-24T23:11:07Z")
I seem to be Sharon, from Two Guys and a Girl. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/58 "2004-04-24T23:19:48Z")
I’m Carol from the Bob Newhart Show. I think I saw that on Nick at Nite once or twice, but who is Carol? Am I a good witch or a bad witch? BTW, to people who are Miranda from Sex and the City, she’s a lawyer and smart, but neurotic. Because they’re all neurotic. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/59 "2004-04-24T23:23:20Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > The response I got: > “I guess that you are Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond!” > > I’m not that tall… Neither is he…the tall one is Robert, the brother. Frank is the loud bald father. ---
**Author:** ![mike1dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@mike1dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike1dog)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/60 "2004-04-24T23:24:02Z")
I was Trudi from facts of life. Which is strange because I’m a guy. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802.md?page=4)