# Guess the Dictator, Sitcom Character, or SDMB Poster

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802 "2004-04-24T14:33:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/101 "2004-04-25T11:59:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> very Zen. 🆒

Zen Jerk, if you think such a thing is possible.

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**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/102 "2004-04-25T12:04:52Z")

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I answered as  
Idi Amin, dictator of Uganda  
Josef Stalin  
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zealand.

It guessed correctly three times. I’m impressed.

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**Author:** ![Consuela\_Bobuela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Consuela\_Bobuela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consuela_Bobuela)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/103 "2004-04-25T12:05:50Z")

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Woohoo! I played using my personal info and it said I was Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills 90210. Wow, I couldn’t be happier than having them think I am Jennie Garth.  
Althought i did say “yes” when asked if I was from the midwest. I don’t think California has moved that far has it?

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**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/104 "2004-04-25T12:56:07Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Zen Jerk, if you think such a thing is possible.

_laughs_ well, there’s a point.

I guess I don’t think of him as a jerk, really, because his friends so often seem to _deserve_ his sarcasm…

but yeah, perhaps Zen’s not the right word. he’s veryyyyyyy… “whatever.” 😃

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/105 "2004-04-25T14:19:11Z")

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I’m Dan, from the Roseanne show!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/106 "2004-04-25T14:36:52Z")

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> [@BellaDellaItalia](#):
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> [W]ho is Gidget? I know she’s the star of a show that is also now on TVLand, but that’s about it.

She’s a _g_irl! She’s a m_idget_! She’s [**Gidget**](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-1202/)!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/107 "2004-04-25T15:39:29Z")

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> I guess that you are Kaiser Wilhelm II from Deutschland! Am I right?

YAY!!

I GET A POINTY HEL-MET! I GET A POINTY HEL-MET!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/108 "2004-04-25T15:42:14Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> Answering as myself (except for the last question - Does my sister sneak into my lab?) I am Dexter, from Dexter’s Laboratory. Does this mean I have to find some gloves and start talking with an accent?

Ja!

But now, Herr Dexter, you may azzist me in designik mein Armor Plated Zeppelin!

Vicorty in Vorld Var Vone vill at lonk lazt be mein!

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/109 "2004-04-25T16:26:34Z")

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Apparently I am Amy from Everwood. Hey, at least _I_ know who _my_ character is.

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**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/110 "2004-04-26T02:17:14Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> YAY!!
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> I GET A POINTY HEL-MET! I GET A POINTY HEL-MET!

Yeah, but I get a really fast orange car! And I get to watch my cousin prance about in really short shorts, but that’s okay 'cause I’m from the south!

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/111 "2004-04-26T02:46:40Z")

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> [@akennett](#):
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> Yeah, but I get a really fast orange car! And I get to watch my cousin prance about in really short shorts, but that’s okay 'cause I’m from the south!

Lemme guess… You were George Costanza from Seinfeld, right?

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**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/112 "2004-04-26T02:47:51Z")

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Apparently I am Richie Cunningham from Happy Days…frankly, I don’t know what to think…

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/113 "2004-04-26T03:29:44Z")

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Wow, this is clever. It guessed both my characters correct. The second one took a long time, though.

It wasn’t easy, but I won this time. You are player number 370to have chosen **Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous.** Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous was a tough one, but I’ve had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

It wasn’t easy, but I won this time. You are player number 261to have chosen \*\*Dr. Joel Fleichman from Northern Exposure. \*\*Dr. Joel Fleichman from Northern Exposurewas a tough one, but I’ve had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon

I love them both, Yay. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/114 "2004-04-26T03:44:24Z")

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I got Ho Chi Mihn, a socialist who doesn’t take crap from soviets.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/115 "2004-04-26T05:00:23Z")

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Apparently, I’m Constance from _Just The 10 of Us_.

Sadly enough, I think I know which one that is. I definitely watched too much TV during that period.

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**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/116 "2004-04-26T05:41:28Z")

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I’m Tom Willis from “The Jeffersons.”

Given some of the other options in this thread, it could be worse.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/117 "2004-04-26T06:51:28Z")

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Apparently, I’m “Davey Chu” from _Full House_.

I need a hug.

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**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/118 "2004-04-26T06:59:30Z")

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Hehe, keep pressing “yes” over and over and over, hilarity ensues…

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/119 "2004-04-26T07:05:31Z")

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I’m another Norm from cheers. I guess the fat, and hanging out at a bar made it pretty easy.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/120 "2004-04-26T07:42:02Z")

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It guessed all of my six sitcom characters. Wow. But then I tried to do a dictator—Saddam Hussein, but didn’t guess it. Maybe I answered questions wrong; I don’t know a lot about him. Is he a dictator or a tyrant? Or considered both?

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