# Guess the Dictator, Sitcom Character, or SDMB Poster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802 "2004-04-24T14:33:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/121 "2004-04-26T07:58:38Z")
I’m Miss Kitty, from Gunsmoke. I’ve heard the name, but I’ve never seen the show. Is this good or bad? > [@Menocchio](#): > > I’m “Matt Camden from TV show”. Wow. There’s a show called TV Show? Where’s that, on the generic channel? What is it, between “Sports Programming” and “Commercialized Journalism Show”. Matt Camden is the oldest son on Seventh Heaven (not that I ever watch that fluff 🙂 ). ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/122 "2004-04-26T08:19:54Z")
I’m Chief O’Brien from DS9. I can see that. BUT…I do fix a lot of stuff, whether I like to or not is kinda subjective. Change a couple of questions (do you LIKE to fix things) which then asks (if I have a beard) and I turn into papa smurf. 😃 I can see that too. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/123 "2004-04-26T10:31:57Z")
Spence from King of Queens. Totally wrong! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/124 "2004-04-26T11:59:17Z")
I played as Fred Mertz from _I Love Lucy_ and got guessed as Chandler from _Friends_. Excuse me while I go get bleach to scrub that from my brain. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/125 "2004-04-26T12:15:40Z")
Oh sweet God in Heaven, it thinks I’m Kat Slater! I’ve never been more insulted in all my life! ---
**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/126 "2004-04-26T13:26:04Z")
It thinks I’m Algonquin J. Calhoun from Amos 'n Andy. I’m not very familiar with the sow, but that _can’t_ be a good thing, can it? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/127 "2004-04-26T13:47:39Z")
I’m … > [@](#): > > I guess that you are Ruvane Kurland from Vengeance Zombies 2000! Am I right? Neither I or IMDB has ever heard of this show or movie. I’m gonna try again… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/128 "2004-04-26T13:55:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I guess that you are Luther Rizzo from MASH! Am I right? I **hate** MASH. One more time… > [@](#): > > I guess that you are Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction! Am I right? Jeebus H. Rice. I am **not** moving kinda slow at the Junction. Once more into the breach… > [@](#): > > I guess that you are Steve Urkel from Family Matters! Am I right? I just… can’t… win. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/129 "2004-04-26T14:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > I guess that you are Drew Carey from The Drew Carey Show! Am I right? Good enough, or perhaps : > [@](#): > > I guess that you are Captain Blackadder from Blackadder goes fourth! Am I right? That’ll do… and only the lack of a shoe-phone prevented : > [@](#): > > I guess that you are Maxwell Smart from Get Smart! Am I right? Personally, I find myself more like Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but the demon questions rule that out for me. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/130 "2004-04-26T21:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I guess that you are Nigel from The Young Ones! Apparently I’m a quirky, loveable British psychopath with a perchance for random destruction. Could be worse. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/131 "2004-04-26T21:58:52Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I was amazed I was only the second person to play as Noriega. I played it as Noriega when this site was posted last year . . . When I played as myself, I came out as Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons . . . yeesh. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/132 "2004-04-26T22:18:27Z")
Wow. It thinks I’m Yasser Arafat. Just 'cuz I wanted to take over Israel… I mean, that’s not fair. I’m into global domination, and Israel would only be one small part of that life-long dream… ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/133 "2004-04-26T23:36:24Z")
I’m someone I never heard of – **Renee Camden** (?) from _Earth:Final Conflict_. Could anyone fill me in on her? Actually, I had a near miss. For a while there, I swear I was heading for Diane from _Cheers_. Thank heaven I was never left at the alter!! 😃 CJ (Please, somebody, shoot me if I ever turn into Diane! Even Bea Arthur’s better than that! :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/134 "2004-04-27T04:28:59Z")
Who the hell is Alex Siegel from 4148 elkton? Whoever he is, he is me. 'Cept he’s not. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/135 "2004-04-27T05:29:04Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > I’m someone I never heard of – **Renee Camden** (?) from _Earth:Final Conflict_. Could anyone fill me in on her? > > Actually, I had a near miss. For a while there, I swear I was heading for Diane from _Cheers_. Thank heaven I was never left at the alter!! 😃 > > CJ > (Please, somebody, shoot me if I ever turn into Diane! Even Bea Arthur’s better than that! :eek: ) But she was jilted headed FOR the alter. Her fiance’ and mentor, Sumner Sloane left her in the very first episode. That’s close enough 😃 or did you mean that **you** personally haven’t been left at the alter? Is the holodeck available? Computer…I’ll have two, no, make that three Cardassian lasses in fishnet stockings please. 😉 I don’t know what the hell Papa Smurf is all about. He just looks cool to me. ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/136 "2004-04-27T12:29:39Z")
Cripes! I’m Gordon Brittas from “The Brittas Empire”. Now I have to hunt down another obscure British comedy show. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/137 "2004-04-27T14:09:59Z")
I’m Andy Richter from _Andy Richter Saves the Universe_. Never heard of him. But saving the universe sounds like something I’d do. I’m a nice guy really. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/138 "2004-04-27T15:16:05Z")
I managed to stump it when I played as Amy Cassidy from Bosom Buddies. When I played as myself I turned out to be Kate from the Drew Carey show. I can live with that. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/139 "2004-04-28T00:14:04Z")
I’m Penny from Inspector Gadget 😕 :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802/140 "2004-04-30T02:04:59Z")
I’ve never seen the show, but apparently I’m …“The Grand mother from The Kumar’s at #42!” Well, it’s got the first bit right, as I am a grandmother. Though they both start with an **I** - I’m bloody Irish, NOT Indian! I would have greatly preferred to be a character in Star Trek or Babylon 5, though. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-dictator-sitcom-character-or-sdmb-poster/241802.md?page=8)