# Guess the famous person, then add another

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 9, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540 "2008-04-09T00:14:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/161 "2008-04-10T23:52:20Z")

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Outstanding:

**want2know** – Andy Large - \*\*Andy Pettite \*\* (knew it last night, forgot to submit it).

**Zeldar** , looks like you’re all covered.

_“Thought is the labor of the intellect, reverie is its pleasure.”_

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/162 "2008-04-10T23:57:14Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Outstanding:

**want2know** – Andy Large - \*\*Andy Pettite \*\* (knew it last night, forgot to submit it).

**Zeldar** , looks like you’re all covered.

_“Thought is the labor of the intellect, reverie is its pleasure.”_  
[/QUOTE]

I was asking for _new_ clues, not just confirmation that I didn’t have the answers yet. If we’re to wait until these dawn on me, the thread is likely to be long gone by then and it seems there are only three or four of us even checking in. Even **Sternvogel** with all his help has been random in appearance.

ETA: I see you must have meant my outstanding ones are all counted for. I thought you were saying: “No more clues, Loser.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/163 "2008-04-11T00:13:04Z")

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I went and googled Arden and got a comic named Myrin (new to me) and that looks like a close fit with Marine, so I’ll go with that.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/164 "2008-04-11T00:18:03Z")

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I never heard of Rupert Grint before googling, either. And Grint resembles Grind, so there’s my shot at that one.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/165 "2008-04-11T00:19:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Gloria Champion - **Haven’t you ever acted as guardian to something or someone.**  
Don SpiffApple - **This just a simple polishing Job.**  
Rupert Pulverize - **Grind or Mash or Smash - You don’t have to be a wizard to picketh which one.**  
Michael Tigris - **This is not the only Middle East river, pull the answer out of Air.Jordan Shavings - peelings, peels or pickings - It’s comedic, what the layers will reveal.  
Arden Jarhead - Why are you being so leathernecked about this?  
Garr **y Bountyhunter -** Even with the correction, any LEO will do.**  
Amplifier Divorcéeconsort - **People like us have significant others, royalty have consorts, even scandaluous ones.**  
Woodie Passerine - **This particular _type_ of bird (though not a parrot) is _now_ associated with dirty talk.**  
Foodkeeper Admiral - **Nimitz was not the only name associated with football.**  
[/QUOTE]  
Like I said, my clues might be too clever for their (and your) own good.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/166 "2008-04-11T00:22:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
I went and googled Arden and got a comic named Myrin (new to me) and that looks like a close fit with Marine, so I’ll go with that.  
[/QUOTE]  
You got it! From _MadTV_ and, yes, I was surprised it was pronounced “Marine” too.

[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
I never heard of Rupert Grint before googling, either. And Grint resembles Grind, so there’s my shot at that one.  
[/QUOTE]  
You got this one too. Rupert plays Harry Potter’s best friend, Ron Weasley in, well. _Harry Potter_. Grint is an Old English variant of “grindeth,” hence my previous clue “In the old days, I’d say this one weareth you down.”

I’ll leave my new clues as they are.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/167 "2008-04-11T13:52:05Z")

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Just for the hell of it, and maybe for the benefit of newcomers to the thread, and so the ones of us who’ve been playing all along can check for unsolved (and any I may have missed or duplicated) names, here, in order, are what was here at 8:48 AM, Friday.

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Judy Wreath  
Tom Skeins  
Brad Quarry  
David Shovel  
Britney Javelins  
James Sienna  
David Athlete  
George Sapling  
Glenn Near  
Timothy Tops  
Morris Filbert  
Doris TenOClock  
Peter O’Implement  
Werner von Heft  
Madelyn Scam  
Billie Vacation  
Charlie Jacket  
Red Snaps  
James Teacher  
Carrie Trowler  
Angela Collie  
Judas Cleric  
Stevie Think  
Randy Johnfils  
Lucille Orb  
Tommy Melody  
Richard Before  
Marianne Loyal  
Bob Despair  
George Sears  
Gladys Rook  
Mae East  
Simon Hood  
John Agony (old guy)  
John Fade  
Jack Savior  
Billy Sabbath  
Billy Saltine  
Gene Tamer  
Jane Drape  
Alan Boy  
Harrison Shallow  
Russell Magpie  
Sharon Pebble  
Penis Wonka  
Lyndon Penis  
Mao Ze Penis  
Phillip K Penis  
Pe- Parnell -nis (late NJ Congressman)  
John Han-penis  
Vera Penis  
Michael Penis (aka M Savage)  
George Monk  
Gower Loser  
Larry Ejaculate  
Steve Piccolo  
Lee The Meadows  
Larry Monarch  
Tuesday Solder  
Sandra Ouch  
Monte Snowball (old cowboy)  
Monte Corridor  
Monty Itchy  
Eric Notverybusy  
Chevy Pursue  
Joey Rabbi  
President Westlog  
Gamble Midler  
Tina Effeminate  
Brian Craving  
Tim Grain  
John Garth  
Penis VanLesbian  
Chris Boulder  
Donald Beat  
Rosalind Murmur  
Natalie Anthracite  
Heavy-hearted Danner  
Jeremy Pressers  
Kevin Batshit  
Kevin Lithuanian  
Kevin Sausage  
Sean Typewriter  
Sherilyn Swamp  
Shirley Church  
Donna Stick  
John Dwellings  
Hugh Truck  
Jean Lasvegas  
Ray Chuck  
Michael Didnotgetasmuchdirtoutastheother  
Cat Copse  
Tommy Dune  
Gregg Cashew  
Ethan Cylinder  
Dick Muttonchops  
Tommy Strangles  
Mike Mallet (fictional)  
Louis Legweak  
Jerome Turkeys  
Natalie Lumber  
Lucas Ebony  
Larry Rundownmale  
Andy Large  
Bobby Conjunction  
Stella Austin (fictional)  
Tim Spice  
Drew Zephyr  
David Barcelona  
Tony DuPont  
Patrick Birthingafemaleovine  
Outhouse Kilmer-loo  
Don ThisPerson’sGotTo  
Howard Disciplinary  
Rush TwigShoot  
James Inmate  
Gerald Mustang  
Hugh Feathers  
Justin Lumberpond  
Shirley Czar  
Mahalia Johnfils(!)  
Yolanda Smallestmolecularunits  
Jodie Schlitz  
Julia Infant  
Buster Lobster  
Lex Seal  
Ray Stupid  
David Hang  
Diane Alley  
Billy Stemware  
Billy Statue  
Kathleen Skirmish  
Willard Welshman  
Marvin Sad  
George Canoe  
Diana Walk  
Wilt Householdmanager  
Gloria Champion  
Diane Celebrate  
David Lifeforce  
Paul Michael Glassfitter  
Shirley Low-pitched  
Lillian Hadesmale  
Martin L Sovereign  
Debbie Benefit  
Eva Marie LDSer  
Winford Wines  
Carroll Cakemaker  
Mavis & Pop Fasteners  
Gabby Smog  
Jeff Ferries  
Julie Liverpool  
Victor Ripe  
Foster Streams  
Shelley Taxi  
Hedda Frog  
The Smudges Brothers  
Vincent Cost  
Christopher Riding  
Jason Died (fictional)  
James Stock (fictional)  
Buddy Mistletoe  
Philip Tumbler (music)  
Eric Lazy  
Chris Barrelmaker  
Allan Chevy  
James Headmaster  
Eugene Dam  
Steve Purplebird  
Martha Cracker  
Bill Bloomingdale  
Maureen Spiceseller  
Moses Weapon  
Jeffrey Left  
Glenn Flossworker  
Harry Meathead  
Margaret Carbohydrate  
Dan Ambivalent  
Anderson Barrelmaker  
Barbara Threebrennans  
Shirley Cannibismound  
Shirley Fiends  
Diane Boy  
Eleanor Putonatint  
Bob Made-us-pay  
Lew Total-ash  
Peter Tombs  
Calvin Mobius  
Jesse Lift-daughter  
Elton Utility  
Sophia Cheap-place  
Stone Plymouth (both names)  
Ricky Hammerlock  
Jimmy Dromedary  
Sarah Horseperson  
John Laundry  
Gabriel Incinerate  
Stephen Hairless-victory  
Dudley Not-as-much  
Peter Shakers  
Faye Dismisses-Bill  
Jackie Happy-Offspring  
Will Metalworker  
Calvin & Choice-Name  
Don Tangles  
Svelte Selections  
Loo Foot-sore  
Hyena Attacker  
Punch Lumber-smooth  
Poor-soft Cog  
Stroke Barrier-town  
Frozen Sphere  
Sarah Onepointsixonekilometers  
Don SpiffApple  
Rupert Pulverize  
Michael Tigris  
Steve Imaginaryrabbit  
Daniel Harvardsister  
Jane Viewextra  
Jordan Shavings  
Arden Jarhead  
Gary Bountyhunter  
Emma Holmessidekick  
Tigris Tuscon  
Container Supplementalinsurance  
Amplifier Divorcéeconsort  
Smudge Ramparttown  
Woodie Passerine  
Foodkeeper Admiral  
Ligneous L-Shapedtoolname  
Hairstyle Aspiration

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An impressive list, if I do say so.

In case this has run its course, thanks for making this a great way to kill a day or two.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/168 "2008-04-11T14:53:57Z")

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Okay, I got two of the previously unsolved ones:

[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Michael Tigris  
Amplifier Divorceconsort  
[/QUOTE]

Michael Jordan  
Mike Wallace (Wallis Warfield Simpson was the divorcée who inspired King Edward VIII’s decision to abdicate the throne for “the woman I love”)

I was thinking of clues, but hesitated to post them with so many outstanding (in both senses of the word). Here are a few:

Johnny Pines  
Amy Portsenate  
Ed Dirtytruck  
Ralph Zenith  
Jack JerseyShoreTourist (this requires some knowledge of slang)  
Paul Setter  
Amy Deny  
Jimmy Drayman  
Earl Conjunctions  
Arnold Pilgrim

And although they’re not celebrities, two people in my life were actually given this treatment. See if you can guess their last names:

David Side  
Lillian Leg-en-bass (the hyphens aren’t in the actual name, and the “en” particle will be unchanged – think of possible substitutes for “leg” and “bass”)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/169 "2008-04-11T15:12:00Z")

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Thanks for some real zingers, **Sternvogel**.

Ralph Zenith = Ralph Nader is all I can get without more head-scratching.

Nice work on Jordan! And I’m pretty sure all my hair would be white before I made the Wallace connection.

I am no good at all with cryptic crosswords so those clues that go through several levels stump me after the first or second one. And if I have never heard of the person, that makes it even harder.

Just letting you folks know I’m still sweating over the ones with no answers and not just ignoring the thread.

Thoughts so far:

Pines could be some other tree or a sub for longs or yearns or shorts  
Portsenate could have the port for left or the wine or the place you dock a ship and senate could be congress or house — WINEHOUSE?  
Dirtytruck could be soil van or grimy lorry or muddy jeep

Setter could be pointer or spaniel or pitbull 😃  
I’ll be back!

Earl Butz!!! A man ahead of his time!

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/170 "2008-04-11T15:37:43Z")

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Jimmy Drayman = Jimmy Carter

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/171 "2008-04-11T18:16:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Okay, I got two of the previously unsolved ones:

[Michael Tigris -] Michael Jordan  
[Amplifier Divorcéeconsort -] Mike Wallace (Wallis Warfield Simpson was the divorcée who inspired King Edward VIII’s decision to abdicate the throne for “the woman I love”)  
[/QUOTE]  
Good gets, guy!

Still outstanding (with clues):  
Gloria Champion - Haven’t you ever acted as guardian to something or someone.  
Don SpiffApple - This just a simple polishing Job.  
Jordan Shavings - peelings, peels or pickings - It’s comedic, what the layers will reveal.  
Garry Bountyhunter - Even with the correction, any LEO will do.  
Woodie Passerine - This particular type of bird (though not a parrot) is now associated with dirty talk.  
Foodkeeper Admiral - Nimitz was not the only name associated with football.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/172 "2008-04-11T18:50:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
… And although they’re not celebrities, two people in my life were actually given this treatment. See if you can guess their last names:

David Side  
Lillian Leg-en-bass (the hyphens aren’t in the actual name, and the “en” particle will be unchanged – think of possible substitutes for “leg” and “bass”)  
[/QUOTE]

Well, since they’re not famous I’m going to hand you a list in each case.

Side – front back rear lateral ventricle edge angle border rim face main (as dish)  
Leg – arm thigh knee toe foot elbow tenticle  
Bass – Soprano alto cello guitar drum piano trout bream barracuda shark

Anything close in any of these?

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/173 "2008-04-11T19:01:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

I was thinking of clues, but hesitated to post them with so many outstanding (in both senses of the word). Here are a few:

Johnny Pines

[/QUOTE]

Johnny Bench?

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/174 "2008-04-11T19:14:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Jack JerseyShoreTourist (this requires some knowledge of slang)  
[/QUOTE]  
Jack Benny.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/175 "2008-04-11T19:17:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
I was thinking of clues, but hesitated to post them with so many outstanding (in both senses of the word). Here are a few:

Ed Dirtytruck  
Jack JerseyShoreTourist (this requires some knowledge of slang)  
Paul Setter  
Amy Deny  
Arnold Pilgrim

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Three more tries here:

Jack Benny  
Paul Reiser  
Amy Grant

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/176 "2008-04-11T19:34:24Z")

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New ones:

Eddie Amble.  
Ed AppleGuys.  
Joan Stomachcrosswater.  
Phyllis Cardplayer.  
Derek Tothrow.  
Abednego Seamstress.  
Couch Bedsmoother.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/177 "2008-04-11T20:01:02Z")

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All of my celebrities have been solved correctly, with the exceptions of Ed Dirtytruck (although **Zeldar** came very close to getting it – think of “dirty” as a verb and the solution should appear) and Arnold Pilgrim.

My college roommate was David Edge. He had a Frisbee on which he had written his surname on the rim, so I jokingly asked him if he needed a reminder of where to grip the disc when someone told him to “grab it by the edge”.

Good thinking of both pronunciations of “bass” – in Lillian’s case, it was the short-a fish. Her last name was **Armentrout**.

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/178 "2008-04-12T12:29:32Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
New ones:

Eddie Amble.  
Ed AppleGuys.  
Joan Stomachcrosswater.  
Phyllis Cardplayer.  
Derek Tothrow.  
Abednego Seamstress.  
Couch Bedsmoother.  
[/QUOTE]

I’ve got two of these, I think:

Joan Crawford  
Phyllis Diller

Is Abednego Daniel (I can’t think of a single Meshach or Shadrach)?

Is there an Eddie Walker or Eddie Trott?

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/179 "2008-04-12T12:31:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
All of my celebrities have been solved correctly, with the exceptions of Ed Dirtytruck (although **Zeldar** came very close to getting it – think of “dirty” as a verb and the solution should appear) and Arnold Pilgrim.

My college roommate was David Edge. He had a Frisbee on which he had written his surname on the rim, so I jokingly asked him if he needed a reminder of where to grip the disc when someone told him to “grab it by the edge”.

Good thinking of both pronunciations of “bass” – in Lillian’s case, it was the short-a fish. Her last name was **Armentrout**.  
[/QUOTE]

Is there a Sol (soil) van?

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-famous-person-then-add-another/444540/180 "2008-04-12T13:35:24Z")

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Okay, **Sternvogel** , after a names search at IMDB I found a couple of contenders for

Arnold Pilgrim

One is a true stretch but if you take “staying” as sort of an antonym for “pilgrim” as in somebody “staying home” then

Arnold Stang

would fill out the stretch pretty well. 😃 At least I have heard of him, dead for decades though he could be. ETA: IMDB says he’s still alive and did something in 2002. WIBD

The other guess is

Arnold Rovers

which is 100% guess. At least it fits the requirements, eh?

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