# Guess the movie by it's  totally random quote.

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 24, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630 "2009-03-24T19:48:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/41 "2009-03-28T00:54:32Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 1. “Now, then. What shall we speak about?”

Raiders of the Lost Ark?

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/42 "2009-03-28T01:01:20Z")

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> [@gladtobeblazed](#):
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> - “Annie, I’m sorry. I got horny. Do you hate me?”

_Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones_

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**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/43 "2009-03-28T01:02:26Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> Requiem for a Dream.

> [@JCorre](#):
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> Overboard

Both correct.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/44 "2009-03-28T02:53:57Z")

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> [@gladtobeblazed](#):
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> - “Don’t call me Elvis. If you can’t use my proper name, why don’t you try Carl Perkins Jr. or something? I mean I don’t call them Sam and Dave, do I?”

**Mystery Train**

“He raped Thrace thrice?”

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/45 "2009-03-28T03:05:17Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> **Mystery Train**
> 
> “He raped Thrace thrice?”

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum

"Three words: Happy endings suck. "

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/46 "2009-03-28T03:05:28Z")

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> [@yevgeny](#):
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> Pi

Wow. You’re great at this.

To turn another quote from Pi:

“It’s Survival of the fittest, yevgeny, and you’ve got the gun!”

😃

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/47 "2009-03-28T03:12:40Z")

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Correct as to 8 and 10, **lobotomyboy63** and **yevgeny**.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/48 "2009-03-28T03:16:26Z")

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“I’ll never call golf a lousy game again.”

Granted that quote isn’t as random as it could be. That line is said just after,

“You know, A little ::mimes breath spray:: Primitine might clear things up a bit there”

- also by the same character.

* * *

from a realated movie:

“Dude, Where do you put the quarter?!”

and again, in case that quote is some how not random enough, it is the same movie with

“Like is Schwarzenegger hard to spell?”

* * *

Then again, all these movies are a goldmine for great one liners.

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**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/49 "2009-03-28T04:04:55Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> **Mystery Train**

Correct. I was afraid it might have been too obscure of a film, but I guess not.

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**Author:** ![Lungfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@Lungfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lungfish)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/50 "2009-03-28T12:25:12Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> **“The law says he has to do his bid. There’s nothing I can do about that.”**

WAG: Pitch Black. For some reason I associate the quote with Vin Diesel. It don’t sound like it is from Boiler Room. These two films are the only ones I have seen with Vin Diesel in them.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/51 "2009-03-28T15:22:58Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> “I’ll never call golf a lousy game again.”
> 
> Granted that quote isn’t as random as it could be. That line is said just after,
> 
> “You know, A little ::mimes breath spray:: Primitine might clear things up a bit there”
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> - also by the same character.
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> * * *
> 
> from a realated movie:
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> “Dude, Where do you put the quarter?!”
> 
> and again, in case that quote is some how not random enough, it is the same movie with
> 
> “Like is Schwarzenegger hard to spell?”
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> * * *
> 
> Then again, all these movies are a goldmine for great one liners.

First two are from **Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles** , and the second two are from **Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.**

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/52 "2009-03-28T16:05:24Z")

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> [@yevgeny](#):
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> Transformers: the Movie

You _are_ good at this!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/53 "2009-03-28T17:47:48Z")

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1. “Your horse?”

2. “I hadn’t noticed.”

3. “The Queen is innocent!”

4. “The Pope?”

5. “Just give me a sign, honey. It could be anything.”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/54 "2009-03-28T18:45:20Z")

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> [@DR#1](#):
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> “You can’t be careful on a skateboard.”

> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Steven King’s _It_

You got it!

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/55 "2009-03-28T19:52:34Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 1. “Your horse?”

_Monty Python and the Holy Grail_?

Try these:

W1: “FAGS!”

W2: “It’s a different religion than ours…I think.”

W3: “I’ve had this brain for 30 years and it ain’t worked right yet!”

W4: “I give you…THE FINAL SOLUTION!”

W5: “Guess you boys caught me with my pants down.”

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**Author:** ![MindWanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@MindWanderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWanderer)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/56 "2009-03-28T20:37:58Z")

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I got the vague idea that W5 may be “Blue Streak”, but I’m probably wrong.

I have a couple of my own though.

MW1. “To keep you happy and doing the laundry. Money instead of sheets.”

MW2. “Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

MW3.  
Person #1 Umm… We’ll just have to take that one at a time, Jack.  
Person #2 Like trying to drive a toaster through a car wash.

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**Author:** ![yevgeny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/839c29/32.png) [@yevgeny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yevgeny)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/57 "2009-03-28T20:59:58Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 1. “Just give me a sign, honey. It could be anything.”

The Man With Two Brains  
These shouldn’t be too hard:  
“I am now authorized to use physical force.”

“Wanna get drunk and fool around?”

“He is a very willful boy.”

“You make every day feel like kindergarten.”

“Fuck you, asshole.”

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/58 "2009-03-28T22:03:44Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 1. “Too early for pancakes?”

I think you mean, “Too early for flapjacks?”

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**Author:** ![hammos1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@hammos1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hammos1)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/59 "2009-03-28T23:00:57Z")

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> [@MindWanderer](#):
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> MW3.  
> Person #1 Umm… We’ll just have to take that one at a time, Jack.  
> Person #2 Like trying to drive a toaster through a car wash.

_Apollo 13_

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

1. “I hadn’t noticed.”  
[/QUOTE]

Andie Mcdowell’s groan-worthy line from _Four Weddings and a Funeral_

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-by-its-totally-random-quote/490630/60 "2009-03-28T23:16:58Z")

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[QUOTE=yevgeny]  
“Fuck you, asshole.”  
[/QUOTE]

_The Terminator_

[QUOTE=MindWanderer]  
I got the vague idea that W5 may be “Blue Streak”, but I’m probably wrong.  
[/QUOTE]

You’re right; it’s wrong.

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