# Guess the movie from the line in the middle. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258 "2002-12-21T20:09:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/1 "2002-12-21T20:09:31Z")
Sorry just had to do it. Now I suppose I have to cough up a line. “Come now everyone! We’ve got so much time and so little to do!” ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/2 "2002-12-21T20:16:26Z")
“Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.” - Willie Wonka “It’s a whole half bottle of Lilac Vegitol. It’s from both of us.” ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/3 "2002-12-21T20:34:50Z")
**The Jerk** “Around here I’m the leper with the most fingers.” ---
**Author:** ![sundog66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@sundog66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sundog66)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/4 "2002-12-21T20:39:39Z")
Sorry, don’t know any of those, but I had to add this one: “What’d I tell you? Ain’t nobody in there! Where the f_ck you going, motherf_er? Don’t go in my goddamn bedroom! Stay out of my motherf\*ing closet!” ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/5 "2002-12-21T22:28:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sundog66 \* > \*\*Sorry, don’t know any of those, but I had to add this one: > > “What’d I tell you? Ain’t nobody in there! Where the f_ck you going, motherf_er? Don’t go in my goddamn bedroom! Stay out of my motherf\*ing closet!” \*\* Dolemite? ---
**Author:** ![borschevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@borschevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/borschevsky)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/6 "2002-12-21T23:22:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by sundog66 \* > \*\*"What’d I tell you? Ain’t nobody in there! Where the f_ck you going, motherf_er? Don’t go in my goddamn bedroom! Stay out of my motherf_ing closet!" \*\* Magnolia? ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/7 "2002-12-22T00:18:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by borschevsky \* > \*\*Magnolia? \*\* Ahhh that’s it. I knew that I knew it from somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/8 "2002-12-22T02:22:38Z")
How about: Guy#1: Why wont the Motherf\*\*ker sink? Guy#2: It’s the great salt lake dude. Guy#1:So? Guy#2: It’s like, full of salt, it’s the saltiest lake in the world. Guy#3: Yeah, the salt makes stuff Boyant. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/9 "2002-12-22T03:07:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Torgo \* > \*\* > > “Around here I’m the leper with the most fingers.” \*\* _The Two Jakes._ “You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your whiskers! I must kiss you!” ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/10 "2002-12-22T03:32:28Z")
Willow. “I’m not in the habit of bringing strange American men home, you know” (this may not be exactly how it goes, but it’s close enough) ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/11 "2002-12-22T04:16:58Z")
_An American Werewolf in London_? “Ah, AK-47! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf\*\*ker in the room!” ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/12 "2002-12-22T05:00:13Z")
> [@](#): > > “Ah, AK-47! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf\*\*ker in the room!” Jackie Brown ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/13 "2002-12-22T05:15:53Z")
“Let’s get out of here!” Just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![epraz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/82dd89/32.png) [@epraz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epraz)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/14 "2002-12-22T05:33:47Z")
“Frodo, you truly are the Lord of the Rings.” 🙂 Just kidding ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/15 "2002-12-22T15:41:50Z")
“Who said we were terrorists?” ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/16 "2002-12-22T19:26:20Z")
“South to drop off, moron!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/17 "2002-12-22T19:30:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marine\_One \* > “Who said we were terrorists?” _Die Hard_ “I saw Bigfoot once.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/18 "2002-12-22T19:31:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by erictelevision \* > “South to drop off, moron!” _Mr. Mom_ “Our mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent.” ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/19 "2002-12-22T19:32:29Z")
correct, Knead! (i’m not that imaginative). ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/20 "2002-12-22T20:18:48Z")
First mystery movie: “I’ve been ionized, but I’m OK now” Second mystery movie: “I’ll have a warm beer with a human hair in it”. (Somewhat paraphrased, but close enough.) Another line from second mystery movie: “Are you sure it’s _confident_ heterosexual?” (Once again, paraphrased, but close enough.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258.md?page=2)