# Guess the movie from the line in the middle.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 21, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258 "2002-12-21T20:09:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/21 "2002-12-22T21:49:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KneadToKnow \*  
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> “Our mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent.” \*\*

Jaws

#1 - “Vice, virtue, it’s best not to be too moral - you cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality.”

#2 - “Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.”

#3 - “Oh, you can’t get out backwards. You’ve got to go forward to go back, better press on.”

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**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/22 "2002-12-22T21:53:33Z")

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> #1 - “Vice, virtue, it’s best not to be too moral - you cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality.”

Harold & Maude.

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> #2 - “Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.”

Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

Nary a clue about #3, or yosemitebabe’s, though, thus I shan’t add any.

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**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/23 "2002-12-22T22:17:11Z")

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**KneedToKnow**

Correct!

**Yosemitebabe** ,

For the 2nd mystery move:

_Rustler’s Rhapsody_  
spoken by Tom Berenger

(glass of milk instead of beer? Not sure…)

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**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/24 "2002-12-22T22:39:41Z")

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“And Canada is a seperate country because Canadians like being alone”

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/25 "2002-12-22T23:30:01Z")

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no one got mine?

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**Author:** ![epraz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/82dd89/32.png) [@epraz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epraz)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/26 "2002-12-22T23:31:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jehovah68 \*  
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> #3 - “Oh, you can’t get out backwards. You’ve got to go forward to go back, better press on.” \*\*

Is this labyrinth?

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/27 "2002-12-22T23:54:39Z")

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Jehovah # 3 is , Willie Wonka.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/28 "2002-12-23T00:08:27Z")

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**Flowerchild** : Give us a couple of clues please!

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/29 "2002-12-23T00:10:49Z")

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Guy#2 is named Stevo  
and Guy # 3 is named heroin Bob.  
The location of the Salt lake is in the title of the movie, in the abbrieviated form

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/30 "2002-12-23T00:16:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flowerchild \*  
> \*\*How about:
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> Guy#1: Why wont the Motherf\*\*ker sink?  
> Guy#2: It’s the great salt lake dude.  
> Guy#1:So?  
> Guy#2: It’s like, full of salt, it’s the saltiest lake in the world.  
> Guy#3: Yeah, the salt makes stuff Boyant. \*\*

Two more quotes from **Floewerchild’s** movie:

#1 - You see, life is like that. We change, that’s all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he’d beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts.

#2 - There’s nothing going on. That’s what I saw when I looked out over the city: nothing. How the Mormon settlers looked upon this valley and felt that it was the promised land is beyond me. I don’t know, maybe it looked different back then.

Both quotes are from Stevo.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/31 "2002-12-23T00:26:52Z")

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Marine\_One: Bingo! _Rustler’s Rhapsody_ is it! It has [way too many great lines](http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0089945) (and that URL does not list enough of 'em, IMO).

And yep, I got the “human hair” line wrong. The correct line is, (according to the link): “Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.” Oh my gosh, what a great movie.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/32 "2002-12-23T00:34:19Z")

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“It was right in his hands, and the sonovabitch dropped it, I was that sonovabitch.”

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**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/33 "2002-12-23T00:35:35Z")

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**Drastic** , correct on 1 & 2.  
**Flowerchild** correct on 3.

BTW, my above post is from _SLC Punk_ - great flick - Matthew Lillard’s best IMHO.

Here’s one:

“I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style.”

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/34 "2002-12-23T00:39:52Z")

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“What the heck is a jigawatt!” (easy)

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**Author:** ![DaFreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b77776/32.png) [@DaFreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaFreak)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/35 "2002-12-23T00:45:02Z")

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fate is not without a sense of irony it seems.

maybe a bit too hard so i ll give another one from the same movie

It is the question that drives us.

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**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/36 "2002-12-23T01:22:26Z")

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oh god… hard? the matrix anyone?  
1: Did you just call me chicken?

2: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear…uh-huh.

3: She said alien, someone thoguht she said illegal alien and signed up.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/37 "2002-12-23T02:00:41Z")

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OK, 1=Back to the Future?

“Do I know Jesus? Dude owes me 10 bucks!”

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/38 "2002-12-23T02:02:47Z")

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samarm, or anyone else for that matter, care to guess the other one? (samarm, which BTF?)

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**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/39 "2002-12-23T02:13:21Z")

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1: “He likes your lemonade.”

2: “Put your faith in the sword and the sword in the Pole.”

3: “Blood makes poor mortar.”

4: “Row well and live.”

5: “You’ve got me in the mood to use this thing and by God, if you don’t think of something, I’ll use it on you!”

**KneedToKnow** :

“I saw Bigfoot once.”

From _Close Encounters of the Third Kind._

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-line-in-the-middle/144258/40 "2002-12-23T02:14:21Z")

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**samarm** : Dogma

“There is a time to think and there is a time to act. And gentlemen, this is no time to think.”

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