# Guess The Movie From The Opening Line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 18, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658 "2002-12-18T21:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/41 "2002-12-19T03:25:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> **Here’s one: "I was born a poor black child"**

The Jerk!  
Here’s another:  
“Upsilon Sigma girls are the best!”

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/42 "2002-12-19T03:32:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by minlokwat \*  
> \*\*Uhhh… Not that I know of.
> 
> With all due respect to **Arnold** , I think it kind of takes the fun out challenging other people when you post the answer right below your question.
> 
> But I agree that simulposts be damned. \*\*

I thought he was asking that, when you answer somebody ELSE’S question, you tell them which question you’re answering. As opposed to just posting a movie title, and not saying what line you’re connecting it to.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/43 "2002-12-19T04:12:02Z")

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_from **Dooku** _  
\<2\> Did you hear that?

_The Matrix_, I believe.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/44 "2002-12-19T04:44:04Z")

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Okay, here’s one:

“I’m talkin’ about friendship.”

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/45 "2002-12-19T05:11:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by elfkin477 \*  
> \*\*  
> How about something a little harder?  
> Q: " You know what I like best about Christmas? The Surprises." \*\*

**Go**

How about :

\*Dear Mr. Vernon…we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a  
whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong, what we did was wrong. \*

- Bubba

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/46 "2002-12-19T05:14:38Z")

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Tony Barber’s is The Breakfast Club.  
Can I save mine for later? I can’t think of one right now.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/47 "2002-12-19T06:48:54Z")

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In that case, I’ll throw one in:

“Ah, you’re here. Hello. Welcome.”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/48 "2002-12-19T07:37:15Z")

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**brianjedi** ’s: “Ah, you’re here. Hello. Welcome.”

Answer - MST3K: The Movie

* * *

Repeating mine, in case it was overlooked:

“I’m talkin’ about friendship.”

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/49 "2002-12-19T07:39:57Z")

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Had to google to find your Monstre but I’m not gonna cheat. Looks like a good movie though, I think I’ll rent it tomorrow 😃

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/50 "2002-12-19T07:44:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*Had to google to find your Monstre but I’m not gonna cheat. Looks like a good movie though, I think I’ll rent it tomorrow 😃 \*\*

It’s a great movie – one of my favorites! Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/51 "2002-12-19T07:59:54Z")

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Let me throw out one:

NDP “A” - “No, forget it, it’s too risky. I’m through doin’ that shit.”

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**Author:** ![Sdrawkcab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Sdrawkcab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sdrawkcab)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/52 "2002-12-19T08:08:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*  
> Repeating mine, in case it was overlooked:
> 
> “I’m talkin’ about friendship.”

_Miller’s Crossing._

This one shouldn’t be too hard:

“Bio-readouts are all in the green. Look’s like she’s alive.”

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/53 "2002-12-19T08:09:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sdrawkcab \*  
> \*\*_Miller’s Crossing._
> 
> This one shouldn’t be too hard:
> 
> “Bio-readouts are all in the green. Look’s like she’s alive.” \*\*

ALIENS

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**Author:** ![Sdrawkcab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Sdrawkcab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sdrawkcab)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/54 "2002-12-19T08:17:54Z")

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Wow. 1 minute flat. I suck.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/55 "2002-12-19T08:19:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sdrawkcab \*  
> \*\*Wow. 1 minute flat. I suck. \*\*

Don’t feel bad. I was gonna post that if no one else did.

Besides, I’m going do a super easy one.

“My name is Ash and I am a slave”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/56 "2002-12-19T08:24:44Z")

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Here’s another one…

“Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha hah! You missed!”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/57 "2002-12-19T08:27:58Z")

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**HPL** : “My name is Ash and I am a slave”

Well, I would presume “Army of Darkness” – or one of the others that were in that set.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/58 "2002-12-19T09:04:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*  
> \*\*Here’s another one…
> 
> “Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha hah! You missed!” \*\*

**Better Off Dead**.

And now for my first contribution to this thread:

“It’s an uncompromising standard of his practice.”

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/59 "2002-12-19T12:22:36Z")

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“Are we shooting people, or what?”

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guess-the-movie-from-the-opening-line/143658/60 "2002-12-19T13:50:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “Are we shooting people, or what?”

**Three Kings**

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